My Sincere Apologies

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#648

Author: Juan
Date: Sun, 07 Aug 2005 13:17

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I am sorry for disrupting so many newsgroups with my outrageous lies and vulgar
proclamations.  Jose was right; I am a fuck up.  I only got through school
because my father worked there.  I squandered my inheritance by trying to
operate a business.  I cannot operate any business; I can't even be in charge of
my own life.  I have went through three marriages and more jobs that I can
count.  I now sit at a desk at a warehouse all by myself in what most people
would call a flunky, dead-end job.  My girl friend keeps me because she is
afraid that I will kill her if she doesn't.  I have already killed one person
that I didn't like and I just go out of control sometimes.  I have mentioned on
my web sites that I drink beer but what I didn't mention is that I also take
meth.  It is the only thing that keeps me going, but I can stop abusing it any
time I want.  I am NOT an addict like Jose says I am!  I know I've scammed a lot
of women out of their money but somebody has to do it - why not me?

Re: My Sincere Apologies

#649

Author: islandersa
Date: Sun, 07 Aug 2005 14:17

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How pathetic that doo doo is now osting under someone elses name. You
need help.

Re: My Sincere Apologies

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Author: islandersa
Date: Sun, 07 Aug 2005 14:17

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How pathetic that doo doo is now posting under someone elses name. You
need help.

Re: My Sincere Apologies

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Author: islandersa
Date: Sun, 07 Aug 2005 14:17

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How pathetic that doo doo is now posting under someone elses name. You
need help.

Re: My Sincere Apologies

#650

Author: islandersa
Date: Sun, 07 Aug 2005 14:17

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How pathetic that doo doo is now posting under someone elses name. You
need help.

Re: My Sincere Apologies

#653

Author: Harry Krause
Date: Sun, 07 Aug 2005 14:35

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islandersa wrote:
> How pathetic that doo doo is now osting under someone elses name. You
> need help.
> 


Indeed, and to think I once had you at the bottom of the barrel. But 
Hoodoo and his buddies have taken over the lowest rung.

Re: My Sincere Apologies

#654

Author: PirateJon�
Date: Sun, 07 Aug 2005 14:44

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In article <1123424260.975976.53380@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, islandersa
says...
>
>
>How pathetic that doo doo is now posting under someone elses name. You
>need help.

It is me, PirateJon�.  I also post under the names of FuckaneerJuan�, Floyd,
Ginger, Viper, Juan, Rattler & Jose.
I need help.  My e-personality is splitting at the seams.  I want to be
somebody.  I need to be somebody.  Somebody please help me because I can't stand
that fucking job at the Moffitt Corporation anymore.  I hate my girl friend and
I have already killed one person that I didn't like.

Re: My Sincere Apologies

#655

Author: Juan
Date: Sun, 07 Aug 2005 15:03

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In article <t_oJe.2203$Je.1728@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>, Harry Krause
says...
>
>islandersa wrote:
>> How pathetic that doo doo is now osting under someone elses name. You
>> need help.
>> 
>
>Indeed, and to think I once had you at the bottom of the barrel. But 
>Hoodoo and his buddies have taken over the lowest rung.

Lighten up, Mon  
I got my degree at http://www.accredited-non-fake-online-degree-mill.com/

Now you can get that doctorate that you always wanted for just $549.  Just
scroll down and click on "Accomplished usenet asshole."

Re: My Sincere Apologies

#656

Author: Jack Smith
Date: Sun, 07 Aug 2005 16:27

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Harry,
I always thought you coming to alt.obits so you could harass MadCow was the 
most pathetic thing I saw.  How about when you told everyone I screwed 
sheep, that seemed pretty low.

"Harry Krause" <harry.krause@gmail.com> wrote in message 
news:t_oJe.2203$Je.1728@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> islandersa wrote:
>> How pathetic that doo doo is now osting under someone elses name. You
>> need help.
>>
>
>
> Indeed, and to think I once had you at the bottom of the barrel. But 
> Hoodoo and his buddies have taken over the lowest rung.

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