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"Fred Hall", thou bizarre base contagious cloud. Dissembling harlot, thou
are false in all. Ye sounded off:

> On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:40:54 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
> 
>>"Fred Hall", thou idiotic wanton gambol. Thou damned tripe visaged
>>rascal. Ye bickered:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:09:53 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>> wrote:
>>> 
>>>>"Zootal", thou balloon-headed velvet guard. I can hardly forbear
>>>>hurling things at thee. Ye chided:
>>>>
>>>>>> Translation: Linux is always compiled for the absolute lowest
>>>>>> common denominator. If your processor is a 1985 386-SX, Linux is
>>>>>> guaranteed to run on it.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> I wouldn't bet it would run on a 386 unless the kernel was
>>>>> specifically compiled<BITCHSLAP>
>>>>
>>>>Idiot.
>>>>
>>>>> I have an old 386 machine in my basement that I've been meaning to
>>>>> load linux on just to see how it performs. I don't know what I would
>>>>> do with it after that, and I must admit it's pretty low on my to-do
>>>>> list...
>>>>
>>>>Thanks for sharing.
>>> 
>>> I had an AT that ran as fast as an XT.  Maybe I'll, if I can find it,
>>> load Linux on it and donate it to Zootal
>>
>>Fuck that. I'll have it for my distcc network. I can compile Gentoo with
>>KDE, Gnome and 10G or so of other applications in 9 minutes flat. I only
>>need another 200,000 or so 386's to blow Oak Ridge National Laboratory's
>>Jaguar Cray XT5-HE into the weeds.
> 
> lol...

Don't laugh, mate, or I shall be forced to show you my electricity bill. 
You won't ever laugh so fucking hard again, assuming you do or do not die 
laughing, at my expense.

Hey, I have to share this with some cunt and you're best cunt I know, 
next to myself. I don't know if when we got together in Addison, Texas, 
that you noticed I had hearing problems... brought about by working with 
guided weapons and REEELLY FUCKING BIG BOMBE...

That's I-talian for bombs.

Over the last few years my hearing has got so bad that, unless I'm 
wearing hearing aids, all I see is a fucking silent movie. It's been a 
surreal experience at times. The funniest ever was watching an accountant 
give a speech about, of all things, accounting. Off went the hearing aids 
the instant he first opened his gob. Fucking hilarious it was. I couldn't 
stop laughing. People were staring at me. Funnier still, he called me 
aside after his talk and asked me was he really as funny as he had 
intended to be.

BWAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA! Truly, he did.

On a thoroughly scientifically analysed whim I just bought this fucking 
bone-conducting headset for a tiny fraction of the cost of a pair of 
hearing aids. I can actually hear mice farting in the wall cavities. I 
can even hear my fucking keys clicking as I type. And all through my jaw 
bone. Fucking amazing, hey. It's like the sound is "there" inside my 
head. Funnier still, the sound quality is greatly improved by, wait for 
it, wait for it...

Wearing ear plugs.

Please note: Mice squeaks are not distinguishable from mice farts by the 
good of hearing, except my 75yr old mother who also has eyes like a 
shithouse rat.