🚀 go-pugleaf

On Sun, 03 May 2009 02:16:29 +0000, Andy wrote:

> Dan C wrote:
> 
>> On Sat, 02 May 2009 16:27:03 -0700, Bill Baka wrote:
> 
>>> Failure to appear on a hitchhiking ticket that some bumble-headed cop
>>> gave me on a boring day. I couldn't appear because I was in the
>>> hospital at the time after rolling a car and coming as close to being
>>> permanently dead as I want to for a long time. I got paddled back at
>>> least two times and woke up to hear the nurses talking "Do you think
>>> Baka will make it through the night?". I woke up at 3:00 A.M. and said
>>> "Nurse????" and a cute little nurse walked over to me and I put my arm
>>> around her waist and said "Hi, gorgeous.", to which she said out loud,
>>> "He's definitely going to make it, he's horny.". She came to give me
>>> special 'lip' service on her 3:30 A.M. lunch break. Lots of making out
>>> made that week totally bearable. I think she may have become my
>>> girlfriend if the cops hadn't wheeled me into the jail ward for a
>>> 'warrant'. That hitchhiking ticket caused the Sheriffs department to
>>> eat the entire bill for my 6 month, many surgeries, stay in the
>>> hospital. That $$$$ situation suited me but I lost track of my hot
>>> tamale nurse girlfriend. True story. Strange, but real.
>>> 
>>> Bill Baka
>>
>> Jesus Christ.  Do you *really* expect *anyone* to believe that
>> bullshit?
>>
>> Textbook example of a compulsive liar, for any psychology students that
>> may be in the audience.  A pathetic laughingstock for the rest of us.
>> LOL!
> 
> 
> It seems there's one in every group, sadly.
> 
> Any theories as to why they always claim to be pilots/engineers?

Probably because those jobs are nearly polar opposites to what the lamers 
*really* do for work.  People like Bill_the_Blowhard are generally 
waiters or truck drivers.  It's an over-compensation thing.

No offense intended to any real waiters or truck drivers (except Bill).


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