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"Fred Hall", thou disgusting gorbellied knave. What shall I call thee
when thou art a man. Ye winced:

> On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:30:50 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email> wrote:
> 
>>"Fred Hall", thou bizarre base contagious cloud. Dissembling harlot,
>>thou are false in all. Ye sounded off:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:40:54 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>> wrote:
>>> 
>>>>"Fred Hall", thou idiotic wanton gambol. Thou damned tripe visaged
>>>>rascal. Ye bickered:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 19 Jan 2010 13:09:53 +0545, Kadaitcha Man <anon@no.email>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>>>"Zootal", thou balloon-headed velvet guard. I can hardly forbear
>>>>>>hurling things at thee. Ye chided:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Translation: Linux is always compiled for the absolute lowest
>>>>>>>> common denominator. If your processor is a 1985 386-SX, Linux is
>>>>>>>> guaranteed to run on it.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> I wouldn't bet it would run on a 386 unless the kernel was
>>>>>>> specifically compiled<BITCHSLAP>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Idiot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I have an old 386 machine in my basement that I've been meaning to
>>>>>>> load linux on just to see how it performs. I don't know what I
>>>>>>> would do with it after that, and I must admit it's pretty low on
>>>>>>> my to-do list...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Thanks for sharing.
>>>>> 
>>>>> I had an AT that ran as fast as an XT.  Maybe I'll, if I can find
>>>>> it, load Linux on it and donate it to Zootal
>>>>
>>>>Fuck that. I'll have it for my distcc network. I can compile Gentoo
>>>>with KDE, Gnome and 10G or so of other applications in 9 minutes flat.
>>>>I only need another 200,000 or so 386's to blow Oak Ridge National
>>>>Laboratory's Jaguar Cray XT5-HE into the weeds.
>>> 
>>> lol...
>>
>>Don't laugh, mate, or I shall be forced to show you my electricity bill.
>>You won't ever laugh so fucking hard again, assuming you do or do not
>>die laughing, at my expense.
>>
>>Hey, I have to share this with some cunt and you're best cunt I know,
>>next to myself. I don't know if when we got together in Addison, Texas,
>>that you noticed I had hearing problems... brought about by working with
>>guided weapons and REEELLY FUCKING BIG BOMBE...
> 
> I did indeed notice, even before you pointed the fact out to me whilst
> we dined.  And why were you fucking with BIG BOMBE?

Not just BIG BOMBE, REEELLY FUCKING BIG BOMBE.

I worked in guided weapons. I will have to kill you if I tell you any 
more.

>>That's I-talian for bombs.
>>
>>Over the last few years my hearing has got so bad that, unless I'm
>>wearing hearing aids, all I see is a fucking silent movie. It's been a
>>surreal experience at times. The funniest ever was watching an
>>accountant give a speech about, of all things, accounting. Off went the
>>hearing aids the instant he first opened his gob. Fucking hilarious it
>>was. I couldn't stop laughing. People were staring at me. Funnier still,
>>he called me aside after his talk and asked me was he really as funny as
>>he had intended to be.
>>
>>BWAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA! Truly, he did.
>>
>>On a thoroughly scientifically analysed whim I just bought this fucking
>>bone-conducting headset for a tiny fraction of the cost of a pair of
>>hearing aids. I can actually hear mice farting in the wall cavities. I
>>can even hear my fucking keys clicking as I type. And all through my jaw
>>bone. Fucking amazing, hey. It's like the sound is "there" inside my
>>head. Funnier still, the sound quality is greatly improved by, wait for
>>it, wait for it...
>>
>>Wearing ear plugs.
> 
> That actually makes sense. (I should be frightened at this point)

Why be frightened?

> Modern medical technology is truly amazing

Indeed.
 
>>Please note: Mice squeaks are not distinguishable from mice farts by the
>>good of hearing, except my 75yr old mother who also has eyes like a
>>shithouse rat.
> 
> Good mothers are that way

The mother in question knows the difference between a forward slash and a 
backslash.

A forward slash is straight up the wall...