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Bruce wrote:
> Received a DVD at Christmas titled "Yes Sir - Jack
> Nicholas And His Historic 1986 Masters Win".
> 
> It won't play on my TV and it's not the first time as
> I rented a DVD of 'Planet of the Apes' and it wouldn't
> play either (although I got a different message).
> 
> I just tried to play it on my PC and it roots me to the
> Microsoft page saying that I have to buy a 'fix' or
> upgrade to 'Windows 7' (from XP).
> 
> All my own DVD's play ok on the TV.
> 
> I just went into my Ubuntu partition and it plays there
> ok - but I've had no sound in Ubuntu for some time.
> 
> I'm getting to old to learn new tricks. Maybe I should
> seek professional advice.
> 
> Anyone ?

There are plenty of video players to try out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_video_player_software

    Paul

On Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:16:39 -0500, Bruce wrote:

> Received a DVD at Christmas titled "Yes Sir - Jack Nicholas And His
> Historic 1986 Masters Win".
> 
> It won't play on my TV and it's not the first time as I rented a DVD of
> 'Planet of the Apes' and it wouldn't play either (although I got a
> different message).
> 
> I just tried to play it on my PC and it roots me to the Microsoft page
> saying that I have to buy a 'fix' or upgrade to 'Windows 7' (from XP).
 
You have cross posted to a Linux newsgroup.  We aren't likely to be much 
help with Windows problems.

> All my own DVD's play ok on the TV.
 
> I just went into my Ubuntu partition and it plays there ok - but I've
> had no sound in Ubuntu for some time.

If you provide some details about your hardware, and version of Ubuntu we 
can likely help you get the sound working.


Run this in a terminal to see if your sound hardware is detected:
sudo lshw -C multimedia

On Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:16:39 -0500, Bruce wrote:

> Received a DVD at Christmas titled "Yes Sir - Jack Nicholas And His
> Historic 1986 Masters Win".
> 
> It won't play on my TV and it's not the first time as I rented a DVD
> of 'Planet of the Apes' and it wouldn't play either (although I got a
> different message).
> 
> I just tried to play it on my PC and it roots me to the Microsoft page
> saying that I have to buy a 'fix' or upgrade to 'Windows 7' (from XP).
> 
> All my own DVD's play ok on the TV.
> 
> I just went into my Ubuntu partition and it plays there ok - but I've
> had no sound in Ubuntu for some time.
> 
> I'm getting to old to learn new tricks. Maybe I should seek
> professional advice.
> 
> Anyone ?

Windows: http://www.codecguide.com/download_kl.htm

Ubuntu: sudo apt-get install ubuntu-restricted-extras

On 02/01/2012 6:16 PM, Bruce wrote:
> Received a DVD at Christmas titled "Yes Sir - Jack
> Nicholas And His Historic 1986 Masters Win".
>
> It won't play on my TV and it's not the first time as
> I rented a DVD of 'Planet of the Apes' and it wouldn't
> play either (although I got a different message).
>
> I just tried to play it on my PC and it roots me to the
> Microsoft page saying that I have to buy a 'fix' or
> upgrade to 'Windows 7' (from XP).
>
> All my own DVD's play ok on the TV.
>
> I just went into my Ubuntu partition and it plays there
> ok - but I've had no sound in Ubuntu for some time.
>
> I'm getting to old to learn new tricks. Maybe I should
> seek professional advice.
>
> Anyone ?

I have XP pro on an old notebook, and Window's Media Player 10 runs most 
DVDs fine. I had a few that didn't play with Media Player, and they 
worked fine with Cyberlink PowerDVD.

-- 
Mike

Bruce wrote:
 
> Received a DVD at Christmas titled "Yes Sir - Jack
> Nicholas And His Historic 1986 Masters Win".
> 
> It won't play on my TV and it's not the first time as
> I rented a DVD of 'Planet of the Apes' and it wouldn't
> play either (although I got a different message).

So your TV has a DVD player?

You could be more clear about exactly what piece of hardware (DVD player
or TV) is giving an error message.

> I just tried to play it on my PC and it roots me to the
> Microsoft page saying that I have to buy a 'fix' or
> upgrade to 'Windows 7' (from XP).
> 
> All my own DVD's play ok on the TV.

Again, your TV has a DVD player?

> I just went into my Ubuntu partition and it plays there
> ok - but I've had no sound in Ubuntu for some time.
> 
> I'm getting to old to learn new tricks. Maybe I should
> seek professional advice.
> 
> Anyone ?

I can't believe that none of the boobs that replied to you told you
about VLC.

http://www.videolan.org/vlc/

===============
Yes, Sir! is presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen all the way
through its 48 minutes, and that includes the footage from the 1986
tournament and other Nicklaus wins, which would normally be in full
frame. This stretching is a little jarring when you look at the crowd
shots and you can see the seams where this occurs. If you're going to
keep the format universal I'd maybe consider window boxing it or
something, as it stands this zooming is annoying and unnecessary.
===============

Does your DVD player know what TV you have connected to it?

On Mon, 2 Jan 2012 18:16:39 -0500, "Bruce" <bjrobinson@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Received a DVD at Christmas titled "Yes Sir - Jack
>Nicholas And His Historic 1986 Masters Win".
>
>It won't play on my TV and it's not the first time as
>I rented a DVD of 'Planet of the Apes' and it wouldn't
>play either (although I got a different message).
>
>I just tried to play it on my PC and it roots me to the
>Microsoft page saying that I have to buy a 'fix' or
>upgrade to 'Windows 7' (from XP).
>
>All my own DVD's play ok on the TV.
>
>I just went into my Ubuntu partition and it plays there
>ok - but I've had no sound in Ubuntu for some time.
>
>I'm getting to old to learn new tricks. Maybe I should
>seek professional advice.
>
>Anyone ?

  Boot up a Knoppix Live CD or DVD.  Install VLC and go!

  OR boot up an XBMC live disc, and that will do it too.

  Getting your sound up is likely a matter of a couple install or
initiation commands.  Thing is, it varies from system to system as to
what sound system you are running.

On Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:52:15 -0500, Mike wrote:

> I have XP pro on an old notebook, and Window's Media Player 10 runs most
> DVDs fine. I had a few that didn't play with Media Player, and they
> worked fine with Cyberlink PowerDVD.

Bugger off, Win-droid.


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On Tuesday 03 January 2012 00:16, Bruce conveyed the following to 
alt.os.linux.ubuntu...

> Received a DVD at Christmas titled "Yes Sir - Jack
> Nicholas And His Historic 1986 Masters Win".
> 
> It won't play on my TV and it's not the first time as
> I rented a DVD of 'Planet of the Apes' and it wouldn't
> play either (although I got a different message).

Last time I had that happen to me, it was because the lens of my living 
room DVD player was dirty.  I'm a smoker, so...

> I just tried to play it on my PC and it roots me to the
> Microsoft page saying that I have to buy a 'fix' or
> upgrade to 'Windows 7' (from XP).

Upgrade to GNU/Linux. ;-)

> All my own DVD's play ok on the TV.

Hmm...  A region-related problem then?  Shouldn't happen with DVDs you 
purchase or rent in your region, but perhaps they've been importing 
their stock from another region?

> I just went into my Ubuntu partition and it plays there
> ok - but I've had no sound in Ubuntu for some time.

Are all the codecs installed and do you have all your channels unmuted?

> I'm getting to old to learn new tricks. Maybe I should
> seek professional advice.

My first clue would be that those disks do not play on your TV-connected 
DVD player, while all your other DVDs play fine there.  So that would be 
an indication that there is something "not right" with these new DVDs 
themselves.

-- 
= Aragorn =
(registered GNU/Linux user #223157)

On 2012-01-02, Bruce <bjrobinson@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Received a DVD at Christmas titled "Yes Sir - Jack
> Nicholas And His Historic 1986 Masters Win".
[deletia]
> I just went into my Ubuntu partition and it plays there
> ok - but I've had no sound in Ubuntu for some time.

Go to the Ubuntu Forums website. Find the sound troubleshooting
Guide and run through it.

Some popular possibilities are:

      Muted sound.
      Using wrong audio device / channel / output.
      Need some kernell paramter to deal with your particular hardware.

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Dan C wrote:

> On Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:52:15 -0500, Mike wrote:
> 
>> I have XP pro on an old notebook, and Window's Media Player 10 runs most
>> DVDs fine. I had a few that didn't play with Media Player, and they
>> worked fine with Cyberlink PowerDVD.
> 
> Bugger off, Win-droid.
> 
> 

Get a new "schtick" for 2012.  

AnyDVD DVDFab

Bruce wrote:

> Received a DVD at Christmas titled "Yes Sir - Jack
> Nicholas And His Historic 1986 Masters Win".
>
> It won't play on my TV and it's not the first time as
> I rented a DVD of 'Planet of the Apes' and it wouldn't
> play either (although I got a different message).
>
> I just tried to play it on my PC and it roots me to the
> Microsoft page saying that I have to buy a 'fix' or
> upgrade to 'Windows 7' (from XP).
>
> All my own DVD's play ok on the TV.
>
> I just went into my Ubuntu partition and it plays there
> ok - but I've had no sound in Ubuntu for some time.
>
> I'm getting to old to learn new tricks. Maybe I should
> seek professional advice.
>
> Anyone ?

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There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
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Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

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On Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:13:46 -0500, Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote:

>AnyDVD DVDFab

 Aren't those Windows apps, you top-posting twit?

The fuckstick posting is a daft cunt. He can't even read the name "AnyDVD".
Something like when was the war of 1812? Don't even ask Bruce that
question. Gee maybe AnyDVD means you can play any dvd on a computer.

Hellequin wrote:

> On Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:13:46 -0500, Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote:
>
> >AnyDVD DVDFab
>
>  Aren't those Windows apps, you top-posting twit?

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The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help
you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all
the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of
your computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Ok get the
next sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which
one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

On Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:12:58 -0500, Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote:

>The fuckstick

 Lame, pants down past the asscrack, retarded gang boy lingo noted.

> posting is a daft cunt.

   Answer the question, you fucking sub-human retard.

> He can't even read the name "AnyDVD".

  I am familiar with the program, dumbfuck.

>Something like when was the war of 1812?

  so,you are a hysterical, senseless bastard too?  This is 2012, you
fucking sub-human dung beetle fucktard!

> Don't even ask Bruce that
>question.

 Bruce should be stoned in the public square for simply having the same
name as Bruce Lee.

> Gee maybe AnyDVD means you can play any dvd on a computer.

  Gee, maybe you are so goddamned retarded that you cam't read.  Answer
the fucking question, you retarded twit.
>
>Hellequin wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:13:46 -0500, Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote:
>>
>> >AnyDVD DVDFab
>
>>  Aren't those Windows apps, you top-posting twit?


 ARE YOU REALLY SO FUCKING HOPELESSLY RETARDED THAT YOU MISSED THE
QUESTION?

Bruce wrote:
> Received a DVD at Christmas titled "Yes Sir - Jack
> Nicholas And His Historic 1986 Masters Win".

Problem solved, I've given the DVD to the charity shop.

Ya dick all you had to do was read my reply.

Bruce wrote:

> Bruce wrote:
> > Received a DVD at Christmas titled "Yes Sir - Jack
> > Nicholas And His Historic 1986 Masters Win".
>
> Problem solved, I've given the DVD to the charity shop.

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

On Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:27:09 -0500, Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote:

>Ya dick all you had to do was read my reply.
>
>Bruce wrote:

  It is obvious that you are a goddamned retard.  You are a top posting
Usenet dumbfuck.

  You are so stupid, you probably do not even know you are on Usenet,
much less what Usenet is.

On Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:27:09 -0500, Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote:

>
>Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

  Absolute bullshit.  You have no regards for anyone else, and you
wouldn't know the first goddamned thing about making Usenet better for
anyone, much less everyone.  That has to be the most retarded claim I
have ever seen a Usent kook post. Go back to the kook group, boy.

  You are a top-posting retard, who 'comes back' 'at' folks with what you
think is some kind of witty reply, when it is usually an insult.

  You couldn't be more full of shit, and I do not want anything you and
your fucked up deli is attempting to serve up.

  Now, prove me right by being so fucking stupid as to continue being
retarded by top-posting your pathetic reply...  again.

On Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:17:15 -0500, Some Guy <Some@Guy.com> wrote:

>I can't believe that none of the boobs that replied to you told you
>about VLC.

 That is only because you are too retarded to read the thread.

Well if you knew how to go to the warez siites get everything for free then
test all the software you'd understand that i was the only one giving that
bongo-brain Bruce the right answer.

Hellequin wrote:

> On Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:27:09 -0500, Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote:
>
> >
> >Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
>
>   Absolute bullshit.  You have no regards for anyone else, and you
> wouldn't know the first goddamned thing about making Usenet better for
> anyone, much less everyone.  That has to be the most retarded claim I
> have ever seen a Usent kook post. Go back to the kook group, boy.
>
>   You are a top-posting retard, who 'comes back' 'at' folks with what you
> think is some kind of witty reply, when it is usually an insult.
>
>   You couldn't be more full of shit, and I do not want anything you and
> your fucked up deli is attempting to serve up.
>
>   Now, prove me right by being so fucking stupid as to continue being
> retarded by top-posting your pathetic reply...  again.

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day
on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help
you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the
while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your
computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Ok get the next
sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which
one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads
the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and
out your arse sir?

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond
the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

You forget my vast expertise answering questions year after year on the
newsgroup alt.comp.periphs.cdr. These clueless novices keep on taking
wild guesses and are so daft they can't even see i am the only one with
the correct answer. Next time tell that feather-brained fuck Bruce to
post to the correct newsgroups.




Hellequin wrote:

> On Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:17:15 -0500, Some Guy <Some@Guy.com> wrote:
>
> >I can't believe that none of the boobs that replied to you told you
> >about VLC.
>
>  That is only because you are too retarded to read the thread.

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

On Sun, 08 Jan 2012 11:14:32 -0500, Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote:

>You forget

  SNIP retarded self aggrandizing rambling.

  I forgot nothing.  You are nothing.  Nobody cares who you helped to rip
off DVDs.

  You're a total fucking retard, boy.  FOAD.

Tony the Full-quoting Top-Poaster wrote:
 
> You forget my vast expertise answering questions year after year
> on the newsgroup alt.comp.periphs.cdr. 

cdr?

what's that?

Who reads newsgroups that deal with ancient technology?

Old pharts?

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Hellequin wrote:

> On Sun, 08 Jan 2012 11:14:32 -0500, Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote:
>
> >You forget
>
>   SNIP retarded self aggrandizing rambling.
>
>   I forgot nothing.  You are nothing.  Nobody cares who you helped to rip
> off DVDs.
>
>   You're a total fucking retard, boy.  FOAD.

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day
on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help
you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the
while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your
computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Ok get the next
sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which
one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads
the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and
out your arse sir?

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond
the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

Sam Hong reads it and hopefully that compulsive liar Deirdre Straughan
reads it.

Some Guy wrote:

> Tony the Full-quoting Top-Poaster wrote:
>
> > You forget my vast expertise answering questions year after year
> > on the newsgroup alt.comp.periphs.cdr.
>
> cdr?
>
> what's that?
>
> Who reads newsgroups that deal with ancient technology?
>
> Old pharts?

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

On Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:05:43 -0500, Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote:

>Piss off

  Take your own advice, you top posting, Usenet total retard.