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On Thu, 25 Sep 2008 09:50:54 -0500, unknown fixed me with a beady eye, and
foamed wildly:
> "Snarky" wrote...
>> On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:08:13 -0500, unknown wrote these lies, denials,
>> arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>> "The Black Goat With A Thousand Young" wrote...
>>>> On Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:48:27 -0500, unknown fixed me with a beady eye,
>>>> and foamed wildly:
>>>>> "Damian" wrote...
>>>>>> Spin wrote:
>>>>>>> Some of us prefer top-posting you stupid fuck.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I hope you die and are eaten by maggots.
>>>>>
>>>>> You have a cranium rectum inversion.
>>>>
>>>> Says the stupid top-posting fuck.
>>>
>>> Who are you trying to impress. You're very immature if you think your
>>> foul
>>> language impresses anyone.
>>
>> This is usenet. I'm here to entertain myself, as are most (if not all)
>> clueful people. If I manage to impress someone, whoopee, big deal, it's
>> still just usenet.
>>
>>> Also, go back and look at what Spin actually wrote. Are you also
>>> Damian?
>>
>> Preferring to be a top-poster is equivalent to a preference to be a
>> shithead. I don't care if a shithead's a shithead because he was born
>> that way, or has chosen to be one, because either way, a shithead's a
>> shithead. Damian's just some relatively clueful poster who *isn't me*.
> 
> Apparently his brother. IE, just as foul and trying to impress by using
> slurs and foul language. Too young to learn?.

No, I'm getting you to whine by poking you in your weak spot. It's
extremely effective. Also, what part of "it's still just usenet" was too
difficult for you to grasp, fucknuts?

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"Who in their right mind would believe the totally unsubstantiated and
unsupported proposition that all ancient and mediaeval European
historians made everything all up in collusion with each other as part
of a grand pan-European conspiracy spanning nearly 3,000 years to fake
its history when it had none before." -- Naturally, there is no possible
way they could simply have misinterpreted events and old folk tales, and
passed on their misinterpretations, because ancient and mediaeval
historians had insight into advanced physics, chemistry, and many
related disciplines. Right, Aggie? Message-ID:
<AfmdnY9d_rF3ukzVRVnytQA@eclipse.net.uk>

"I got my degree from on of the top 3 universities in the UK and top 10
in the world.

"You don't have a clue about science. Biology is not a true science.
Personal opinions are not science." -- Aggie teh cyuntist, in Message
-ID: <SYydncOQTP9sjUzVnZ2dnUVZ8q_inZ2d@eclipse.net.uk>

"IMBECILE! There is NO in-between. Read the original French. Nostradamus
was an early French psychiatrist. What you think are prophecies are his
case notes." -- Why didn't I see it before, Aggie? Of course! And
Paracelsus was an early physicist, too, right? Message-ID:
<j56dnXNOgNeeO1zVnZ2dnUVZ8vGdnZ2d@eclipse.net.uk>

"Archaeology is NOT history you FOOL!" -- Aggie Teh Scholar. Message-ID:
<v8CdnSOj3ufRP1DVnZ2dnUVZ8h-dnZ2d@eclipse.net.uk>

"You DON'T HAVE A CLUE what mythology is.

"Mythology IS the same thing as history and Gesta Danorum is purely
historical.

"Take your idiotic and ignorant conspiracy theories about the grand
falsification of European history and shove them up your arse where they
came from." -- Argyros Argyrou/Agamemnon, teh Rhodes Scholar, in
Message-ID: <MeidnSdouexwK1bV4p2dnAA@eclipse.net.uk>
http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Agamemnon

"Folklore is a 19th century Romanticist movement based on
contemporary popular northern European music."

"The entire concept was concocted by the Brothers Grimm during the
Romanticist literary period and entered the discipline of music in the
following century with the Romanticist musical period after Beethoven."
-- Please send medical bills for any damage to your health caused by the
above two quotes to Agamemnon-Skopianosfaktis. Message-ID:
<UNGdnZVRnLb0fwXVRVnyigA@eclipse.net.uk>

"Kolofilia between a human and another human is as depraved as fucking
animals." -- Agamemnon, poutso kelftis, just plain doesn't like sex,
apparently. Message-ID:
<asqdneLCt_DZ6e_VnZ2dnUVZ8rednZ2d@eclipse.net.uk>

"Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it 
adversely." 
-- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
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"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here. 
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain." 
-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
<jljOe.5348$ZD4.3223@bignews3.bellsouth.net>

"For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked

"The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1083@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
<RSR3f.23691$5l.19933@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges
on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or
Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on
the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept
homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01>

"I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it
refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke.
Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
NIGGERISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF
OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
ALLEGIANCE??????
Too afraid to tell the truth?
WIMPS!
COWARDS!
LIARS!
MILITANT ASSPRICKS!
LOSERS!
FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY
FURY!
THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A
NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are
being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in
Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$Xe.1871@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

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