🚀 go-pugleaf

Who are you trying to impress. You're very immature if you think your foul 
language impresses anyone.
Also, go back and look at what Spin actually wrote. Are you also Damian?

"The Black Goat With A Thousand Young" <ancient_ones@shoggoths.rule> wrote 
in message 
news:pan.2008.09.24.00.07.13.294101@ia.ia.nngh.yog.sothoth.neblod.zin...
> On Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:48:27 -0500, unknown fixed me with a beady eye, and
> foamed wildly:
>> "Damian" wrote...
>>> Spin wrote:
>>>> Some of us prefer top-posting you stupid fuck.
>>>
>>> I hope you die and are eaten by maggots.
>>
>> You have a cranium rectum inversion.
>
> Says the stupid top-posting fuck.
>
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> "Who in their right mind would believe the totally unsubstantiated and
> unsupported proposition that all ancient and mediaeval European
> historians made everything all up in collusion with each other as part
> of a grand pan-European conspiracy spanning nearly 3,000 years to fake
> its history when it had none before." -- Naturally, there is no possible
> way they could simply have misinterpreted events and old folk tales, and
> passed on their misinterpretations, because ancient and mediaeval
> historians had insight into advanced physics, chemistry, and many
> related disciplines. Right, Aggie? Message-ID:
> <AfmdnY9d_rF3ukzVRVnytQA@eclipse.net.uk>
>
> "I got my degree from on of the top 3 universities in the UK and top 10
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> "You don't have a clue about science. Biology is not a true science.
> Personal opinions are not science." -- Aggie teh cyuntist, in Message
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>
> "IMBECILE! There is NO in-between. Read the original French. Nostradamus
> was an early French psychiatrist. What you think are prophecies are his
> case notes." -- Why didn't I see it before, Aggie? Of course! And
> Paracelsus was an early physicist, too, right? Message-ID:
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> "You DON'T HAVE A CLUE what mythology is.
>
> "Mythology IS the same thing as history and Gesta Danorum is purely
> historical.
>
> "Take your idiotic and ignorant conspiracy theories about the grand
> falsification of European history and shove them up your arse where they
> came from." -- Argyros Argyrou/Agamemnon, teh Rhodes Scholar, in
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> http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Agamemnon
>
> "Folklore is a 19th century Romanticist movement based on
> contemporary popular northern European music."
>
> "The entire concept was concocted by the Brothers Grimm during the
> Romanticist literary period and entered the discipline of music in the
> following century with the Romanticist musical period after Beethoven."
> -- Please send medical bills for any damage to your health caused by the
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> <UNGdnZVRnLb0fwXVRVnyigA@eclipse.net.uk>
>
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> homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01>
>
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> Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
> NIGGERISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF
> OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
> ALLEGIANCE??????
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