🚀 go-pugleaf

Seliberia Kadaitcha <hB7AbjC6aZtE@nsa.semio.com> wrote:
>> Keyser Soze wrote:
>>> Epilobium Canum Kadaitcha <BqhIFoL7FUsc@lifeinsuranceassociates.com>
>>> wrote:
>>
>>>>> Cross-posted to gnu.misc.discuss for additional discussion. I have
>>>>> a sick gnu. Please discuss.
>>>
>>> Does your gnu have any signs of life? Please describe the symptoms,
>>> eg, frothing at the mouth, stumbling at the first hurdle, fixated
>>> screensaver viewing, cross-eyed, etc.
>>
>> I am worried about the gormless look on its phisog. It's got a stupid grim
>> that seems to say "DUH!" I think it's become a carnivore, too. Herbivores
>> have their eyes on the sides of their heads, whereas carnivores and
>> omnivores have their eyes at the front of the head. I can only conclude that
>> the gnu is very sick or has undergone a strange metamorphosis and become a
>> very stupid looking carnivore.
>>
>> www.gnupress.org/graphics/gnu-head.jpg

Ah yes. That vacant expression is Synonymous with this breed of cloven
hoofed troglodyte from where the metamorphosis began.
I'm sorry to say, that nothing can be done. In short, it will have to be put
down, before the symbiotic condition affects those with clarity of mind,
vision and awareness - the master race.

The ceremonial burning ritual will commence at zero hour, the 15th
March 2004. Can you make that?

Beware the ides of March!

--
Some Big Cunt