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On Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:43:07 +0100
"Dr.Hal0nf1r£$" <femail@nospam.kustomkomputa.co.uk.invalid> wrote:

> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
> > On Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:32:32 +0100
> > "Dr.Hal0nf1r£$" <femail@nospam.kustomkomputa.co.uk.invalid> wrote:
> >
> >> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
> >>> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:15:06 +0100
> >>> "Dr.Hal0nf1r£$" <femail@nospam.kustomkomputa.co.uk.invalid> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> §ñühw¤£f wrote:
> >>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:34:16 -0700
> >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 16:09:53 -0500, in the land of
> >>>>>> alt.usenet.kooks, snuhwolf@netscape.net (§ñühw¤£f) got double
> >>>>>> secret probation for writing:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> clouded the waters of pure
> >>>>>>> thought with:
> >>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:01:56 -0700, in the land of
> >>>>>>>> alt.usenet.kooks, §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double
> >>>>>>>> secret probation for writing:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:35:53 +1000
> >>>>>>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>> news:9opi0456deigk7ihd4bq4mq3u9mar9tha3@4ax.com...
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 13:26:03 +1000, in the land of
> >>>>>>>>>>> alt.usenet.kooks, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>>>>>> <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> got double secret probation
> >>>>>>>>>>> for writing:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> "Butch Haynes" <butch@huntsville> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>>>> news:zbmdnUfjYIjDTZXVnZ2dnUVZ_gWdnZ2d@comcast.com...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> <radiant_x@outgun.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:293e3140-e027-496c-89d8-27906e8991f7@t54g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I recently installed a DVD drive into my PC. (2 days
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> ago.) Since then, I get spontaneous power loss
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> periodically - sometimes seconds after booting, other
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> times after hours of operation. I've tried replacing the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> power supply, and I've tried removing all my hardware
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> (other than RAM), so I'm thinking it must be motherboard
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> related.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Unplug/replug all power and data connections. That way,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> the errant loose one will be fixed and your problem will
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> be resolved.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Tech support by feng shui.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> "I've tried removing all my hardware(other than RAM)"
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Do none of them understand what that entails?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> None of them understand anything.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> I go toetally on into-ition.
> >>>>>>>>> Just do what feels good for a few hours...take out a few
> >>>>>>>>> cables...fondle them...blow out the dust bunnies...listen to
> >>>>>>>>> the Grateful Dead live at Winterland for inspiration. Drink
> >>>>>>>>> another beer...
> >>>>>>>>> Change a bunch of jumpers on the Mobo at random.
> >>>>>>>>> Leave shit scattered around on yer workbench and wander away.
> >>>>>>>>> Watch cartoons for another hour...
> >>>>>>>>> Come back and put it back together.
> >>>>>>>>> Holy Shit! Now it works.
> >>>>>>>>> Thats how I do it anyway.
> >>>>>>>>> FYI
> >>>>>>>>> HTH
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Dunno why you geeks muck about with all that crap.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> I take em out to the back 40, prop em against the side of the
> >>>>>>>> gully and show them my Springfield 30-06.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> <BLINK>
> >>>>>>> <BLINK>
> >>>>>>> OMG! I would never shoot a poor defenceless computer!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> They always work after that.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I assume you miss...
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Works good with the employees, wife and kids too.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Note to self: dont work for 'Ratz.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Never had need to actually fire the damn thing.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> Interesting. So you say that pc's respond to threats of
> >>>>> annihilation? I've got a sledge hammer laying about...
> >>>>> Will it solve my booting problems?
> >>>>
> >>>> Try steel toe caps.
> >>>>
> >>> That didnt help at all.
> >>
> >> You didn't kick it hard enough.
> >>
> > Now it wont turn on at all.
> > You owe me a new computer.
> 
> You weren't supposed to kick the on/off switch; especially with steel toe 
> caps!
> 
I kicked the po\/\/3r supp1y.
Smokin!

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