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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> "Hoots" <ratty_dew@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:AS0Aj.2821$gl5.2774@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> "Ctrl�/Alt�/Del" <Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��@Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��.net> wrote in
>>> message news:i631t3p83mie6snvc5bvtn1mcumhfiqu9e@4ax.com...
>>>> Seems like you may need to tighten it up a bit, Kadaitcha.  One of
>>>> these days you will get it right.
>>>>
>>>> You finally got rid of that headache inducing design, 1995 style
>>>> menu, and color combinations on the site that would make a blind
>>>> man want to bash your head in. Now work on all this other stuff.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/wso.php
>>>>
>>>> TOTAL_OBJECTS - Warning! The total number of objects on this page
>>>> is 39 - consider reducing this to a more reasonable number.
>>>> Combine, refine, and optimize your external objects. Replace
>>>> graphic rollovers with CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize
>>>> HTTP requests. TOTAL_IMAGES - Warning! The total number of images on 
>>>> this page is
>>>> 36 , consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine,
>>>> refine, and optimize your graphics. Replace graphic rollovers with
>>>> CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
>>>>
>>>> TOTAL_SIZE - Warning! The total size of this page is 167334 bytes,
>>>> which will load in 41.15 seconds on a 56Kbps modem. Consider
>>>> reducing total page size to less than 30K to achieve sub eight
>>>> second response times on 56K connections. Pages over 100K exceed
>>>> most attention thresholds at 56Kbps, even with feedback.
>>>>
>>>> IMAGES_SIZE - Warning! The total size of your images is 134989
>>>> bytes, which is over 30K. Consider optimizing your images for
>>>> size, combining them, and replacing graphic rollovers with CSS.
>>>>
>>>> SCRIPT_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external scripts is
>>>> 6965 bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. Consider
>>>> optimizing your scripts and eliminating features to reduce this to
>>>> a more reasonable size.
>>>>
>>>> CSS_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external CSS is 6516
>>>> bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. For external
>>>> files, try to keep them less than 1160 bytes to fit within one
>>>> higher-speed TCP-IP packet (or an approximate multiple thereof).
>>>> Consider optimizing your CSS and eliminating features to reduce
>>>> this to a more reasonable size. 
>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>>>
>>>> Errors and Warnings
>>>> Line 3, character 62:
>>>> ... w.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml"
>>>>                                 ... ^
>>>>
>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:v for this element (in this HTML
>>>> version)
>>>> Line 3, character 102:
>>>> ... s-microsoft-com:vml" xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:offi
>>>>                                 ... ^
>>>>
>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:o for this element (in this HTML
>>>> version)
>>>
>>> You must've fucked up yet again, Altimer. There is no such code on
>>> my site.
>>> Perhaps you ought to refresh your cache.
>>>
>>> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2F
>>>
>>> This Page Is Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional!
>>>       Result: Passed validation
>>>
>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html
>>>
>>> Document Checked
>>>   a.. URL: http://kadaitcha.cx/index.html
>>>   b.. Last modified: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:22:02 GMT
>>>   c.. Character encoding: UTF-8
>>>   d.. Level of HTML: XHTML 1.0 Transitional
>>> Congratulations, no errors!
>>>
>>> Oh, look. Altimer fucked up...
>>>
>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>>
>>> BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! Stupid fucking cunt.
>>>
>>> HTH
>>>
>>
>> It's good to have you back.  :-)
>
> Not for long. I'm fucking off back to Indonesia next week. Back to
> Timor, to be precise.

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