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Re: Get Your Act Together, Kadaitcha

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From: Tony
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:23
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Good to see you back on the support helpdesk. Maybe now we can get some top notch answers.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

> "Ctrl�/Alt�/Del" <Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��@Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��.net> wrote in message
> news:i631t3p83mie6snvc5bvtn1mcumhfiqu9e@4ax.com...
> >
> > Seems like you may need to tighten it up a bit, Kadaitcha.  One of
> > these days you will get it right.
> >
> > You finally got rid of that headache inducing design, 1995 style menu,
> > and color combinations on the site that would make a blind man want to
> > bash your head in. Now work on all this other stuff.
> >
> >
> >
> > http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/wso.php
> >
> > TOTAL_OBJECTS - Warning! The total number of objects on this page is
> > 39 - consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine,
> > refine, and optimize your external objects. Replace graphic rollovers
> > with CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
> >
> > TOTAL_IMAGES - Warning! The total number of images on this page is 36
> > , consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine, refine,
> > and optimize your graphics. Replace graphic rollovers with CSS
> > rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
> >
> > TOTAL_SIZE - Warning! The total size of this page is 167334 bytes,
> > which will load in 41.15 seconds on a 56Kbps modem. Consider reducing
> > total page size to less than 30K to achieve sub eight second response
> > times on 56K connections. Pages over 100K exceed most attention
> > thresholds at 56Kbps, even with feedback.
> >
> > IMAGES_SIZE - Warning! The total size of your images is 134989 bytes,
> > which is over 30K. Consider optimizing your images for size, combining
> > them, and replacing graphic rollovers with CSS.
> >
> > SCRIPT_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external scripts is 6965
> > bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. Consider optimizing
> > your scripts and eliminating features to reduce this to a more
> > reasonable size.
> >
> > CSS_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external CSS is 6516 bytes,
> > which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. For external files, try to
> > keep them less than 1160 bytes to fit within one higher-speed TCP-IP
> > packet (or an approximate multiple thereof). Consider optimizing your
> > CSS and eliminating features to reduce this to a more reasonable size.
> >
> > http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
> >
> > Errors and Warnings
> > Line 3, character 62:
> > ... w.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" ...
> >                                 ^
> >
> > Error: there is no attribute xmlns:v for this element (in this HTML
> > version)
> > Line 3, character 102:
> > ... s-microsoft-com:vml" xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:offi ...
> >                                 ^
> >
> > Error: there is no attribute xmlns:o for this element (in this HTML
> > version)
>
> You must've fucked up yet again, Altimer. There is no such code on my site.
> Perhaps you ought to refresh your cache.
>
> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2F
>
> This Page Is Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional!
>       Result: Passed validation
>
> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html
>
> Document Checked
>   a.. URL: http://kadaitcha.cx/index.html
>   b.. Last modified: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:22:02 GMT
>   c.. Character encoding: UTF-8
>   d.. Level of HTML: XHTML 1.0 Transitional
> Congratulations, no errors!
>
> Oh, look. Altimer fucked up...
>
> > http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>
> BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! Stupid fucking cunt.
>
> HTH

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Subject: Re: Get Your Act Together, Kadaitcha
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