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Started by Elmo de Bladharker
Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:56
Bar'Rack O'Bama
Author: Elmo de Bladharker
Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:56
Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:56
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He's looking tired - Is he getting enough sleep? He's looking drained - Is he working too hard? He's slower answering questions, almost uncertain - Is that a self-realisation he's not as sharp as he'd hoped? He looks dull-eyed - Is he waining He appears pallid - Is he whiter than a month ago? <squints>
Re: Bar'Rack O'Bama
Author: relic
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:50
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 00:50
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Elmo de Bladharker wrote: > He's looking tired - Is he getting enough sleep? He looks normal. > > He's looking drained - Is he working too hard? He looks normal. > > He's slower answering questions, almost uncertain - Is that a > self-realisation he's not as sharp as he'd hoped? He has always been that way when he doesn't have a script to read. Hadn't you noticed before? > > He looks dull-eyed - Is he waining He looks normal. > > He appears pallid - Is he whiter than a month ago? <squints> He's probably using skin bleach.
Re: Bar'Rack O'Bama
Author: Peeassha
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:08
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:08
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"Elmo de Bladharker" <dog@snot.snot> wrote in message news:gienq2$kqg$1@news.tornevall.net... > He's looking tired - Is he getting enough sleep? > > He's looking drained - Is he working too hard? > > He's slower answering questions, almost uncertain - Is that a > self-realisation he's not as sharp as he'd hoped? > > He looks dull-eyed - Is he waining > > He appears pallid - Is he whiter than a month ago? <squints> He hasn't gotten enough sleep but you can't see the dark circles under his eyes because he's black.
Re: Bar'Rack O'Bama
Author: Keyser S�ze
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:02
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:02
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relic <relic2@cjb.net> wrote in message news:2ebgki.seh.17.1@news.alt.net: > Elmo de Bladharker wrote: >> He's looking tired - Is he getting enough sleep? > > He looks normal. > >> >> He's looking drained - Is he working too hard? > > He looks normal. > >> >> He's slower answering questions, almost uncertain - Is that a >> self-realisation he's not as sharp as he'd hoped? > > He has always been that way when he doesn't have a script to read. > Hadn't you noticed before? Discernable "slower". > >> >> He looks dull-eyed - Is he waining > > He looks normal. > >> >> He appears pallid - Is he whiter than a month ago? <squints> > > He's probably using skin bleach. Or, insufficient amounts of 'kiwi' :-|
paxil made me a kleptomaniac
Author: Peeassha
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:53
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:53
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Peeassha <peaashcha@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:gif384$leq$1@news.motzarella.org: > I dwead mownings. My anxiety just weads t-t-t-to mowe powbwems.
Re: Bar'Rack O'Bama
Author: HEMI-Powered
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:28
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:28
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relic added these comments in the current discussion du jour ... >> He's slower answering questions, almost uncertain - Is that a >> self-realisation he's not as sharp as he'd hoped? > > He has always been that way when he doesn't have a script to > read. Hadn't you noticed before? > Obama is educated as a lawyer and thinks like one, which means that he is interesting in obtuse nuances of speech and not straight talk most people can understand. Thus, yes, when his speechwriters don't fix it by giving him a speech, he rambles around as if he's stupid. Well folks, if he thinks in nuances, how do you suppose he is going to govern, decisively? Guess again. -- HP, aka Jerry "Gentleman, you can't fight in here, this the War Room!" � President Merkin Muffley, in the movie 'Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb'
Re: paxil made me a kleptomaniac
Author: Peeassha
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:40
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:40
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"Peeassha" <peaashcha@hotmail.commie> wrote in message news:cMO6PWqYxjRQXmIOKQ53vjx_ZwfG0tm3@Sanguis.Bibimus.Corpus.edimus... > Peeassha <peaashcha@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:gif384$leq$1@news.motzarella.org: > >> I dwead mownings. My anxiety just weads t-t-t-to mowe powbwems. Blimey? Another Peeassha.
Re: Bar'Rack O'Bama
Author: Bucky Breeder
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:49
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:49
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"Elmo de Bladharker" <dog@snot.snot> proliferated this
using das news:gienq2$kqg$1@news.tornevall.net:
> He's looking tired - Is he getting enough sleep?
>
> He's looking drained - Is he working too hard?
>
> He's slower answering questions, almost uncertain - Is that a
> self-realisation he's not as sharp as he'd hoped?
>
> He looks dull-eyed - Is he waining
>
> He appears pallid - Is he whiter than a month ago? <squints>
So what's up with all the black people since he got elected?
Was there a memo that we white folks did NOT get? Does Obama
NOW have the list of everyone who is rightfully descended
from the beloved Honkey-Motherland? Is it tribal or could
it possibly be telepathic?
Suddenly black people are ALL jaywalk crossing streets as if
to puposely avoid the marked intersections...
What's up with that? Perhaps some black people or some people
with experience managing the darker issues of similar species
could address this phenomenon.
--
I am Bucky Breeder, (*(^; , & I got the Christmas Spirit! <(*(}^%{>~*
Best wishes to all for a safe and joyous Holiday Season!
Some say they're even throwing out FREE shoes at presidential press
conferences... And WHO says "there's no such thing as 'Santa'?"
http://congratulations-your-free-gift.notlong.com/
Repent, the end is near! So... smoke'em if you got'em.
Re: paxil made me a kleptomaniac
Author: Peeassha
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:52
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:52
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Peeassha skulked: > ""PEEASSHA"" *<PEAASHCHA@HOTMAIL.COMMIE>* "WROTE" *IN* "MESSAGE" > *NEWS:CMO6PWQYXJRQXMIOKQ53VJX_ZWFG0TM3@SANGUISBIBIMUSCORPUSEDIMUS*. > "BLIMEY"? *ANOTHER* "PEEASSHA".
Re: Bar'Rack O'Bama
Author: §ñühwØ£f
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:16
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:16
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On Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:49:21 +0000, Bucky Breeder aided th' terraists with the following claims : > "Elmo de Bladharker" <dog@snot.snot> proliferated this > using das news:gienq2$kqg$1@news.tornevall.net: > >> He's looking tired - Is he getting enough sleep? >> >> He's looking drained - Is he working too hard? >> >> He's slower answering questions, almost uncertain - Is that a >> self-realisation he's not as sharp as he'd hoped? >> >> He looks dull-eyed - Is he waining >> >> He appears pallid - Is he whiter than a month ago? <squints> > > So what's up with all the black people since he got elected? > Was there a memo that we white folks did NOT get? Does Obama > NOW have the list of everyone who is rightfully descended > from the beloved Honkey-Motherland? Is it tribal or could > it possibly be telepathic? > Listen to the voice in your head that tell you to kill yourself :) > Suddenly black people are ALL jaywalk crossing streets as if > to puposely avoid the marked intersections... > CHAOS! ANARCHY! > What's up with that? Perhaps some black people or some people > with experience managing the darker issues of similar species > could address this phenomenon. Stfu, you fucking racist k00k. -- "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire http://www.alternet.org
Re: kleptomania made me take paxil
Author: Leonidas Savakis
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:51
Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:51
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J�m ���� cawed: > Ah used tuh suffer frum kleptuhmania ... it wuz compulsive. *snort* Ah > also used tuh have anxiety 'bout gittin' caught stealin'. Now Ah take > paxil fer thuh anxiety. > Oh .... Ah'm still goin' tuh steal yore sheeeiit .... tis jus' that ah > don't care innymo! > :~) Knock yaself out - you can eat my shit for all I care, in fact, you probably already have.
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