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11 total messages Started by Chef Sherman Wellyhall-Chunkinto... Wed, 09 Feb 2005 19:03

#1396

Author: Chef Sherman Wellyhall-Chunkinto...
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 19:03

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Emmerdale farm.




-- 
Lunch was nice;

Pickled diseased body parts and heartworm snot vinaigrette on top of
barbequed weasel brain and grasshopper stomach extract frozen inside tainted
chef's pubic hairs and chimpanzee buttock garnish garnished with curdled
bacteria belly with lemon seasoning, simmered in a cooling saucepan chock
full of medium to well done artichoke, thin bits of bologna and specks of
cartilage, melted cheese, a side of sweetbread and a bowl of mouldy yoghurt.

Re: This has been another test

#1397

Author: engelbert
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 20:24

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the English master speaks.............

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#1398

Author: Chef Carson Creshstodge-Nibberma...
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 20:38

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engelbert, <abirdinhand@isworthabushbtinternet.com>, the under-cooked,
hasty-witted slob, and psychiatrist's patient, vociferated:

> the English master speaks.............

Eat my shit.




-- 
Lunch was nice;

Putrefied blow flies and parrot abscess vinegar smoked inside curdled
budgerigar scrotum with garlic marinade, arranged in a chilled double boiler
chock full of minced croutons of badger, salsa and bamboo in dog pee, a side
of cheese and a container of baboon semen.

Re: This has been another test

#1399

Author: engelbert
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 20:41

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ummmmmmmmm. not from the English master..........

Re: This has been another test

#1400

Author: Chef Attwood Grimhood-Corringwor...
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 20:46

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engelbert, <abirdinhand@isworthabushbtinternet.com>, the oversize,
scavenging pimp, and fishmonger, trilled:

> ummmmmmmmm. not from the English master..........

Eat my shit and choke, you cunt.




-- 
Lunch was nice;

Frozen roadkill cyst accompanied with scorched weasel bladder on top of
infected jellyfish pussing boil and monkey gonad conserve, dished up in a
turbid double boiler brimming with imported chunks of monkey testicle,
poison-dart frog and string bean in fruit juice, a side of pickles and a cup
of smegma.

Re: This has been another test

#1401

Author: HumptyDink
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 21:09

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the master of English..............

Re: This has been another test

#1402

Author: John Holmes
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 21:16

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"engelbert" <abirdinhand@isworthabushbtinternet.com> wrote in news:cudrh0
$jjg$1@hercules.btinternet.com:

> the English master speaks............. 
> 
> 

Get fucked, you mad cow.

-- 
It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch...

Re: This has been another test

#1403

Author: HumptyDink
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 21:20

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the Googler speaky the English...........

Re: This has been another test

#1404

Author: Chef Earl Heffingtare-Bledgedock
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 21:32

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HumptyDink, <abirdinhand@isworthabushbtinternet.com>, the double-tongued,
zit-faced puttock, and dealer in stale cheeses, squirted:

> the master of English..............

Choke on this, you dotty cunt;-
http://tinyurl.com/5hhj




-- 
Lunch was nice;

Festered heads of lettuce garnished with tainted horse flies, arranged in a
bubbling casserole brimming with medium-rare leek, small pieces of
jellyfish, snot, a side of chocolate and a mug of vaginal discharge.

Re: This has been another test

#1405

Author: John Holmes
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 21:34

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who speaky the English................

Re: This has been another test

#1406

Author: Chef Harlow Willypire-Brorringsp...
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 22:02

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John Holmes, <abirdinhand@isworthabushbtinternet.com>, the bacchanalian,
overdone rabbit, and water fowl trapper, blared:

> who speaky the English................

How were those peter north vidz?




-- 
Lunch was nice;

Festered crunchy handkerchief dregs and garlic vinaigrette frozen aside
salted mongoose pustule with strawberry conserve, served in a gurgling mug
heaped with leafy specks of ginger and morsels of scallion in dog pee, a
side of cheese and a glass of skunk piss.

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