Does GOD allow me to use Windows XP ???

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3 total messages Started by Gerry Lintonice Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:05

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Author: Gerry Lintonice
Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:05

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I heard that Windows XP is EVIL and Bill Gates is the ANTICHRIST and
that Linux is the OS of GOD.

Is that true? Will I go to HELL for using Windows XP ?

Re: Does GOD allow me to use Windows XP ???

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Author: Paul Williamson
Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:21

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Gerry Lintonice wrote:

>I heard that Windows XP is EVIL and Bill Gates is the ANTICHRIST and
>that Linux is the OS of GOD.
>
>Is that true? Will I go to HELL for using Windows XP ?
>
>  
>
Keep taking your meds!!

Re: Does GOD allow me to use Windows XP ???

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Author: What's in a Name?
Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 13:09

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"Gerry Lintonice" miami_cure@yahoo.com.au on 10/20/2005 in
<1129806313.180059.201470@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> after much
thought,came up with this jewel:

> I heard that Windows XP is EVIL and Bill Gates is the ANTICHRIST and
> that Linux is the OS of GOD.
> 
> Is that true? Will I go to HELL for using Windows XP ?

You will suffer 150 days in purgatory for each month that you use XP.
If you upgrade to SP2-it will be shortened by 50 days.
You can reduce it by an extra 75 days by saying 3 Our Fathers and 1
Hail Mary each time you restart.
-GOD
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