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Re: Mista Decible Sur, Pluhs goh awai..... (Was Re: demon Genitals!)

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From: The Black Hole
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 16:23
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"Jem hotmail com>" <jewelbar<atdot> wrote in message
news:3d8e5dd9$0$22179$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
> Off topic crap... funny, but still off topic crap... mysta Decible sur,
> pliss goh awai. Whe dun liek you hia.
> Jem.
>

But I am not gottin rid of spirits yet. Must bneeds to hear more about the
cleansisng and a recipe fer spageti sause.

>
> "the14thdisciple" <the14thdisciple@node0ba1.a2000.nl> wrote in message
> news:cQqj9.7522$Mh3.1777724@amsnews03.chello.com...
> > Christ <worldrevolution@eidosnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:UK_n8.8120$Na6.1757575@monolith.news.easynet.net...
> > > Moon Devotees use salt on their sexual organs to remove evil spirits
> >
> > that Is a AMAZING co-incidence, mister Chist , for i Hafe been thinking
of
> > using SPIRITS on my DEVOTEES to remove thear EVIL SEXUAL ORGANS !
> >
> > but ! the rubbing of abrasives around the Genitel Areas is a impotent
part
> > of maney other religians, mister Chris, and ALL true Chrisstians should
> > spent at least half an hour smearing thear groins with caustic soda
befoar
> > going to work everday. in Years gone bye fambilies would gather together
> in
> > Large rooms and rub sandpaper arount each others private parts and
sadley
> > thease social aspects hafe all but disappeared from religgian today,
> causing
> > evil spirit infestation around the groin of even the cleanest person,
for
> > doth NOT the evil spirits make thear nests in matted pubic hair? thear
> > are Maney regions to avoid haffing demons on yoar Pubic Zone, and by
using
> > simple acids and thinks to BURN OFF gennital Infestationthe we can cure
> > maney maney of the probberlems in the World today !
> >
> > Demonised Gennitals are easy to spot, unless thear is yeast on the
sexual
> > organ in witch case the demons find it easier to hide, but the scent is
> > offen moar than enouff to give them away and upon Finding a evil spirit
in
> > yoar pubis you must imeddiately contact a Catherlick priest who will
know
> > exactly what to do or at least will Hafe a good look at it for you.
> > Catherlick priests are trained in examinning pubic regions for this
verey
> > reason and can identify demonised Gennitals by touch or aroma alone. on
> > Some ocassions the preast MITE be abel to simpley lick the deamons off
> yoar
> > private parts, but thear is never any garrantee of this and you MAY hafe
> to
> > go back tomorrow for annother treatment.
> >
> > the Alternaitife is to remove unwanted Pubic Hare AND Evil spirits
> > acorrdingly with some cream and a plastic Spatula, and then apply a
> mixture
> > of garlic salt, chilli-sauce and Domestos daily to prevent re-growth and
> > ensure healthy, deamon-Free toilet-parts. you Will find the diferrence
> > amazing !
> >
> > love Form 14
> > http://node0ba1.a2000.nl/14thdisciple if you do NOT go thear i whill
tell
> > yoar mummy you WEED yoarselve!
> >
> >
> >
>
>
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From: "The Black Hole" <Suck@blow.com>
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Subject: Re: Mista Decible Sur, Pluhs goh awai..... (Was Re: demon Genitals!)
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