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FROM:	Ch-International

Regarding your recent request for information from our organization regarding psychological services provided for Chias, the following is a list of common anxieties suffered by a majority of these loveable pets.  If gone unchecked, these anxieties can result in permanent damage to the Chia's psyche.  Look for change in the Chia's coat (color and density) as well as demeanor.  Most Chia's are well adjusted and will never need our services.  If, however, your pet becomes despondent, please contact us immedia




tely to schedule an initial consultation.  Our rates are on a sliding scale, so they are considerably chiap.  

Top Ten Worries of Chia Pets:

10.	Underwatering (dehydration)

 9.	Living with cats (any cats, ever)

 8.	Being mistaken for mold

 7.	Living in close proximity to the  microwave

 6.	Being mistaken for a toilet bowl brush

 5.	Petting (never pet a Chia)

 4.	Being used as a large herbal tea bag

 3.	Embarrassment of a thin coat/bad Chia hair cut

 2.	Terra Cotta rot

 1.	Being mistaken for bean sprouts and squished inside a pita.

This list was compiled by Dr. Verde Greenthumb, LMFCC, President, ChiaUbiquitous, Inc.



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