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Started by Victor Smootbank
Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:08
How to take photos of temporal anomalies???
Author: Victor Smootbank
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:08
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:08
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You know, sometimes there are temporal anomalies, time-distortions caused by quantum singularities or micro-wormholes. Sometimes, extraterrestrials do use temporal anomalies to power their ships, to be faster than light. How can I take photos of these anomalies to prove their existence???
Re: How to take photos of temporal anomalies???
Author: ggomezphoto
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:19
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:19
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On Oct 15, 7:08 pm, Victor Smootbank <mean_prie...@yahoo.com> wrote: > You know, sometimes there are temporal anomalies, time-distortions > caused by quantum singularities or micro-wormholes. Sometimes, > extraterrestrials do use temporal anomalies to power their ships, > to be faster than light. > > How can I take photos of these anomalies to prove their existence??? See the link for a number of people who can help you with that. http://www.nasmhpd.org/state_hospitals.cfm
Re: How to take photos of temporal anomalies???
Author: Michael
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:24
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:24
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On 2007-10-15 22:08:29 -0400, Victor Smootbank <mean_priests@yahoo.com> said: > You know, sometimes there are temporal anomalies, time-distortions > caused by quantum singularities or micro-wormholes. Sometimes, > extraterrestrials do use temporal anomalies to power their ships, > to be faster than light. > > How can I take photos of these anomalies to prove their existence??? A tough question. Originally, in the film only days, it required a Quanta-three QLR using special 31 mm ArthoPan film, but that's getting harder and harder to find in those days and besides the required 44 quadrimeter lenses are backordered. Digital poses a further problem because in quantum situations, each pixel records 44,330 alternate images and you can imagine how fast that number of iterations times 8 megapixels will fill up your memory card even considering that it exists in multiple universes. You might best make these photographs by dripping wet silver bromide on your ass in a dark room and then mooning the universe. More info at www.iamanincredibleasshole.com -- Michael
Re: How to take photos of temporal anomalies???
Author: mark.thomas.7
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:16
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:16
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On Oct 16, 12:08 pm, Victor Smootbank <mean_prie...@yahoo.com> wrote: > You know, sometimes there are temporal anomalies, time-distortions > caused by quantum singularities or micro-wormholes. Sometimes, > extraterrestrials do use temporal anomalies to power their ships, > to be faster than light. > > How can I take photos of these anomalies to prove their existence??? I'm surprised you don't know the answer - it is simple. Turn the camera so that it faces against the direction of time in your region, and use long exposures, no filters..
Re: How to take photos of temporal anomalies???
Author: ">G< ©"
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:58
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:58
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Michael wrote: > On 2007-10-15 22:08:29 -0400, Victor Smootbank <mean_priests@yahoo.com> > said: > >> You know, sometimes there are temporal anomalies, time-distortions >> caused by quantum singularities or micro-wormholes. Sometimes, >> extraterrestrials do use temporal anomalies to power their ships, >> to be faster than light. >> >> How can I take photos of these anomalies to prove their existence??? > > A tough question. Originally, in the film only days, it required a > Quanta-three QLR using special 31 mm ArthoPan film, but that's getting > harder and harder to find in those days and besides the required 44 > quadrimeter lenses are backordered. Digital poses a further problem > because in quantum situations, each pixel records 44,330 alternate > images and you can imagine how fast that number of iterations times 8 > megapixels will fill up your memory card even considering that it exists > in multiple universes. You might best make these photographs by dripping > wet silver bromide on your ass in a dark room and then mooning the > universe. > > More info at www.iamanincredibleasshole.com > its suggested you wear the proper protection when attempting these tasks! http://zapatopi.net/afdb/ -- >G< �
Re: How to take photos of temporal anomalies???
Author: UC
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:26
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2007 21:26
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On Oct 15, 10:08 pm, Victor Smootbank <mean_prie...@yahoo.com> wrote: > You know, sometimes there are temporal anomalies, time-distortions > caused by quantum singularities or micro-wormholes. Sometimes, > extraterrestrials do use temporal anomalies to power their ships, > to be faster than light. > > How can I take photos of these anomalies to prove their existence??? Wait....
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