Re: RICHH: MOM FINDS A RECEIPT

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From: Dan sullivan
Date: Tue, 27 Oct 1992 20:12

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Speaking of Mothers, here's a conversation between my mother and my 
then single sister:

Mom: Mary, you haven't had sex yet? You're still a virgin, right? Tell
      the truth now.
Sis: Well, to be perfectly honest mom, I have had sex.
Mom: MARY!! You DIDN'T!!! 
Sis: Yes Mom, I did. But it was with a guy I had known for a while, not
      some stranger.
Mom: OH Mary, tell me you didn't!
Sis: I can't tell you I didn't Mom, because I did.
Mom: Mary, you didn't!
Sis: Mom, I'm telling you I did!
Mom: Mary, tell me you didn't!
Sis: Mom, you're not listening to me. I can't tell you I didn't because I did!
Mom: Mary, please tell me you didn't!
Sis: Ok, OK, Mom. I didn't. I'm still a virgin. I didn't have sex.
Mom: BUT YOU DID!!
 
Family values, what makes America great.

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Dan Sullivan                   #  Laboratory for Terrestrial Physics (STX) 
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