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4 total messages Started by jorgrb Wed, 27 Jan 1993 02:31
married with children/M*A*S*H
#1244
Author: jorgrb
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 02:31
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i know that not too many tv shows can compare to Cheers...
but does anyone have quotes from the Bundy's (married with children)
or M*A*S*H...?


these are the only ones i can think of from either show...

MWC
Al:
A man will be a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy till she's 
  your wife.


M*A*S*H:

Radar:
  wow, it's yesterday there.
Hawkeye:
  it's today here.
B.J.
  it's always today here.
Hawkeye:
  Oh yeah, what about tomorrow?
B.J.:
  good point!
Hawkeye:
  I wasn't born yesterday

 thanks !

d.k.
Re: married with children/M*A*S*H
#1218
Author: Mike Rosenberg
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 14:16
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In article <1993Jan26.213141.2579@ucbeh.san.uc.edu> jorgrb@ucbeh.san.uc.edu writes:
>i know that not too many tv shows can compare to Cheers...
>but does anyone have quotes from the Bundy's (married with children)
>or M*A*S*H...?


>M*A*S*H:
>
>Radar:
>  wow, it's yesterday there.
>Hawkeye:
>  it's today here.
>B.J.
>  it's always today here.
>Hawkeye:
>  Oh yeah, what about tomorrow?
>B.J.:
>  good point!
>Hawkeye:
>  I wasn't born yesterday

Oh!  One of my favorite shows...  I'm sure the quotes will just gradually come
back to me, but here's what I can think of off the top of my head.

"Give me an incubator or give me death!"
	--Hawkeye and Trapper


"Don't play dumb.  You're not as good at it as I am."
	--Colonel Flagg


"...then he hit her over the head with a blunt instrument."
	--Hawkeye
"The saxaphone"
	--B.J.

--Weasel
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
*  Mike Rosenberg                   |   msr@casbah.acns.nwu.edu              *
*                                   |   jth@isp.nwu.edu                      *
*  "Weasel is not a nickname --     |   weasel@merle.acns.nwu.edu            * 
*   it's a state of mind."          |   weasel@nwu.edu                       *
*                                   |                                        *
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
"Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid"
	Heinrich Heine
Re: married with children/M*A*S*H
#1251
Author: James Harrison
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 21:40
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check out:

cheers.norm
married.with.children
jack.handey

in /ftp/pub/pickup/jwu at cs.ubc.ca

These files will not be located at this server for long.

James

-- 
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James Harrison@cs.ubc.ca           `RPCing as fast as the network will let me.'
Re: married with children/M*A*S*H
#1258
Author: skeptic Frenchman
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 03:13
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In article <1k6vfvINNq64@sapporo.cs.ubc.ca> James Harrison,
harrison@cs.ubc.ca writes:
>check out:
>
>cheers.norm
>married.with.children
>jack.handey
>
>in /ftp/pub/pickup/jwu at cs.ubc.ca
>
>These files will not be located at this server for long.
>
>James

Ok, I see:
rwrr  1 1070     1000        11168 Jan 27 20:36 cheers.norm
rwrr  1 1070     1000        35200 Jan 27 20:37 funny
rwrr  1 1070     1000        21550 Jan 27 20:37 jack.handey
rwrr  1 1070     1000        13890 Jan 27 20:37
married.with.children
rwrr  1 1070     1000        48459 Jan 27 20:37 quotes.weasel
in /pub/pickup/jwu, but I cannot get them.... For instance when I do "get
funny", I get the message "funny: Bad directory components". Can anyone
help me.

(Excuse my ignorance in ftp, I'm a beginer... :)  )

Tom
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