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From: Groman
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 1999 00:00

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"my goldfish ate it"
"my friend ate it"
"my little sister ate it"
"i ate it"
"was stuck on a freeway all night with a flat tire"
"participated in a political movement"
"was stuck in the copier at the library"
"my other teacher ate it"
"my other teacher stole it"
"my other teacher wiped his ass with it"
"sorry, I thought it was due tomorow"
"i lost it"
"i forgot it"
"damn, it's a long story"
"my printer broke"
"I have a mac, what do you want?"
"it was too hard"
"didn't have time"
"my computer broke"
"got stuck in a closet"
"sprained both of my arms"
"saved a grandma"
"saved a grandpa"
"saved a cat"
"saved a dog"
"was too drunk"
"was on weed"
"was arrested"

etc. etc. etc.


> Just wondering whether anyone has any good excuses for dodging homework?
> Hope so cos I reckon "I wiped my arse with it!" is running very sore!!
> BOLLOCKS!
>
> WILL HALL
> willhall@telinco.co.uk
> (SNORE)
>
>
>
>

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From: "Groman" <groman@tfz.net>
Subject: Re: Excuses for school.
Date: 1999/10/17
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