🚀 go-pugleaf

AUK award winner Thou greasy idle immaterial skein of sleeve silk. Thou
dismal-dreaming foulspoken coward. Ye dilated:  

> On Tue, 15 May 2007 05:25:42 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Lameys List Keeper Thou prince's jester. Were I like thee, I would
>> throw away myself. Ye dislodged:
>>
>>> On Mon, 14 May 2007 07:48:50 -0700, miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 14 May 2007 12:43:38 GMT, Vote and award wrangler. wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 14 May 2007 18:24:29 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Vote and award wrangler. Thou wild heart. Thou deceased, stale
>>>>>> kitchen trull. Ye sputtered:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 14 May 2007 12:26:48 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <sean@alcatroll.com> Thou
>>>>>>>> uneducated noble goose. Thou light-fingered painted maypole. Ye
>>>>>>>> incoherently wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Thou bemused drunken
>>>>>>>>>> slave. Thou fat misbegotten divel. Ye uttered:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 09:39:13 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> teandson@hotmail.com (Working on an award) Thou mad ass.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Thou most untoward knave. Ye ranted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah! That's the sekret.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> No. You want the real secret? Beg and ye shall receive.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Hell dude, I been begging for two days.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Become a respected kookologist then go renegade k0oK. You'll
>>>>>>>>>> be despised for eternity or for as long as someone bothers to
>>>>>>>>>> remember you, whichever comes first.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Oh shit. I'm dead.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> If you blow your head off and have someone post your obituary
>>>>>>>>>> and a link to the video of your brains splattering on the
>>>>>>>>>> wall, I'll nominate you for a Darwin Award.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Let it be known that the entity to which you replied is hereby
>>>>>>>>> declared as NONEXISTENT, and will no longer be recognised by
>>>>>>>>> the AUK Awards' Programme. </official ruling by consensus of
>>>>>>>>> teh FNVW Team>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> abg gung jr[GVAJ] rkcrpg rirelbar gb vtaber uvf tubfgf ng
>>>>>>>>> ynetr :-)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> yby - V qvq jnear uvz gurfr guvatf jbhyq unccra.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> V qb guvatf zl jnl.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Gung'f bx, Ynzrl, lbh'er ragvgyrq gb oryvrir nalguvat pbagnel gb
>>>>>> snpg gung lbh jnag gb oryvrir.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Vg'f hfrarg, abguvat znggref, Gur ehym naq fhpu ner abguvat ohg
>>>>> gvc gnccvat sebz n ohapu bs jnaanor guhtf. V jvyy or znxvat zl bja
>>>>> njneqf. Lbh'er pbby, ohg V'z fher lbh jvyy or ba n srj bs gurz.
>>>>> SAIJ zrnaf abguvat. Oynu Oynu Oynu.
>>>>
>>>> We need web pages for these awards.
>>>
>>> As it shall be. Stay tuned.
>>
>> Do you see that word, "we"? Well, that was crasstoad executing a
>> coup d'�tat upon you, taking control of your "fun" and making
>> himself the puppeteer who pulls your strings.
>
> It may appear that way to you, But the website was started long before
> he chimed in.

Focus that single, beady-eye of yours, which sits in the middle of your 
steeply sloping forehead, on this:

> Do you see that word, "we"?

That is what was being spoken to, not some website.

>> Since you're now officially a cohort of fuckheads, which makes you a
>> fuckhead, you now also get to enjoy the arse end of my krillfile
>> with all the other fuckheads. That's arse end, not #1 spot. A
>> suitable .sig line would be "Occupier of the arse end of Kadaitcha
>> Man's krillfile."
>
> Nah! Not a worthy award. You love me and you know it.

I love you only if you are a cheap, beautiful, petite Asian whore with firm, 
tiny tits and a tight snatch. You suckee suckee all nigh' two dollar?

>> Really, I gave you too much credit for having some intelligence and
>> a few clues.
>
> Jus trolling guv.
>>
>> Don't bother laughing maniacally. I won't hear you.
>
> You choose not to be upped by your betters?

I choose to tell porkies. 

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