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Re: Kali, Lionel and Rick are sick freaks who drink grappa with their Australian Italian buddies.

#175
From: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Tue, 15 May 2007 02:14
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AUK award winner Thou counterfeit to thy true friend. I find the ass in
compound with the major part of your syllables. Ye bugged:  

> On Tue, 15 May 2007 07:40:36 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> AUK award winner Thou bankrupt. A slave whose gall coins slanders
>> like a mint. Ye stated:
>>
>>> On Tue, 15 May 2007 07:19:11 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> AUK award winner Thou greasy idle immaterial skein of sleeve silk.
>>>> Thou dismal-dreaming foulspoken coward. Ye dilated:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 15 May 2007 05:25:42 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Lameys List Keeper Thou prince's jester. Were I like thee, I
>>>>>> would throw away myself. Ye dislodged:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 14 May 2007 07:48:50 -0700, miguel <mjc101@gmail.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 14 May 2007 12:43:38 GMT, Vote and award wrangler.
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 14 May 2007 18:24:29 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Vote and award wrangler. Thou wild heart. Thou deceased,
>>>>>>>>>> stale kitchen trull. Ye sputtered:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 14 May 2007 12:26:48 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <sean@alcatroll.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Thou uneducated noble goose. Thou light-fingered painted
>>>>>>>>>>>> maypole. Ye incoherently wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Thou bemused drunken
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slave. Thou fat misbegotten divel. Ye uttered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 09:39:13 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> teandson@hotmail.com (Working on an award) Thou mad
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ass. Thou most untoward knave. Ye ranted:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ah! That's the sekret.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. You want the real secret? Beg and ye shall receive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hell dude, I been begging for two days.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Become a respected kookologist then go renegade k0oK.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll be despised for eternity or for as long as someone
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bothers to remember you, whichever comes first.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh shit. I'm dead.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you blow your head off and have someone post your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> obituary and a link to the video of your brains
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> splattering on the wall, I'll nominate you for a Darwin
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Award.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Let it be known that the entity to which you replied is
>>>>>>>>>>>>> hereby declared as NONEXISTENT, and will no longer be
>>>>>>>>>>>>> recognised by the AUK Awards' Programme. </official ruling
>>>>>>>>>>>>> by consensus of teh FNVW Team>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> abg gung jr[GVAJ] rkcrpg rirelbar gb vtaber uvf tubfgf ng
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ynetr :-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> yby - V qvq jnear uvz gurfr guvatf jbhyq unccra.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> V qb guvatf zl jnl.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Gung'f bx, Ynzrl, lbh'er ragvgyrq gb oryvrir nalguvat pbagnel
>>>>>>>>>> gb snpg gung lbh jnag gb oryvrir.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Vg'f hfrarg, abguvat znggref, Gur ehym naq fhpu ner abguvat
>>>>>>>>> ohg gvc gnccvat sebz n ohapu bs jnaanor guhtf. V jvyy or
>>>>>>>>> znxvat zl bja njneqf. Lbh'er pbby, ohg V'z fher lbh jvyy or
>>>>>>>>> ba n srj bs gurz. SAIJ zrnaf abguvat. Oynu Oynu Oynu.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> We need web pages for these awards.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> As it shall be. Stay tuned.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you see that word, "we"? Well, that was crasstoad executing a
>>>>>> coup d'οΏ½tat upon you, taking control of your "fun" and making
>>>>>> himself the puppeteer who pulls your strings.
>>>>>
>>>>> It may appear that way to you, But the website was started long
>>>>> before he chimed in.
>>>>
>>>> Focus that single, beady-eye of yours, which sits in the middle of
>>>> your steeply sloping forehead, on this:
>>>>
>>>>> Do you see that word, "we"?
>>>
>>> Sure do.
>>>
>>>> That is what was being spoken to, not some website.
>>>
>>> I know, You act as if it's serious or sumtin.
>>
>> I'm not the one who posted news:46540b7c.75640015@news.alt.net
>>
>> You are.
>>
>> No doubt you will claim "Jus trolling guv", but I say otherwise.
>
> I did post it. You say no rules, yet your vote puke dude wrote a book
> length post all about me.  LOL

Yes, Lamey, and now your pussy hurts WAAAAH! WAAAAAH! WAAAAH!

> Jus trolling guv!
>>
>>>>>> Since you're now officially a cohort of fuckheads, which makes
>>>>>> you a fuckhead, you now also get to enjoy the arse end of my
>>>>>> krillfile with all the other fuckheads. That's arse end, not #1
>>>>>> spot. A suitable .sig line would be "Occupier of the arse end of
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man's krillfile."
>>>>>
>>>>> Nah! Not a worthy award. You love me and you know it.
>>>>
>>>> I love you only if you are a cheap, beautiful, petite Asian whore
>>>> with firm, tiny tits and a tight snatch. You suckee suckee all
>>>> nigh' two dollar?
>>>
>>> Them Aussie women are an ugly lot.
>>>>
>>>>>> Really, I gave you too much credit for having some intelligence
>>>>>> and a few clues.
>>>>>
>>>>> Jus trolling guv.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't bother laughing maniacally. I won't hear you.
>>>>>
>>>>> You choose not to be upped by your betters?
>>>>
>>>> I choose to tell porkies.
>>>
>>> You lurv me KMan, You can't stand the fact I aint governed and
>>> scared by all yer usenet rulz and shit.
>>
>> What "rulz and shit", Lamey? Just as there is no cabal, long live
>> the cabal, there are no "rulz and shit".
>
>
> I got what yer saying. I just want that damn award. I'm trying to be
> kookie as hell, I followed the kook rulz on that web page. This shit
> is tough work. I guess I'm just not a kook. Oh well, I give up. I'll
> just be Lamey.

You miss the whole point of what I've been trying to tell you. You don't 
need to try being "kookie as hell". Why drive to petrol station when you're 
already at the petrol station?

You're a nutjob, Lamey, whether you like it or not. 

-- 
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member:
    Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
    Usenet Ruiner Lits
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    AUK psychos and felons Lits
    #2 Cog in the Usenet Hate Machine Lits

"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
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Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.
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From: "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@gmail.com>
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Subject: Re: Kali, Lionel and Rick are sick freaks who drink grappa with their Australian Italian buddies.
Date: Tue, 15 May 2007 07:59:39 +0545
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