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Lamey Teh Cable Guy. Thou slander of thy heavy mother's womb. Your heart
is crammed with arrogancy, spleen and pride. Ye fretted:  

> On Mon, 14 May 2007 23:18:53 -0400, Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local>
> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 14 May 2007 22:14:19 -0500, Brisclecone wrote:
>>
>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote in
>>> news:u7top.q3b.19.1@news.alt.net:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 15 May 2007 05:05:07 +0200, Most awards ever given. wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local> wrote in
>>>>> news:u7sh6.iem.19.2@news.alt.net:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 15 May 2007 02:20:33 +0000,  wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Tue, 15 May 2007 07:53:10 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> AUK award winner Thou foolish knave. Four of thy five wits went
>>>>>>>> halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one. Ye
>>>>>>>> berated:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 15 May 2007 07:21:43 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> AUK award winner Thou froward shadow. Thou wayward whoreson
>>>>>>>>>> senseless villain. Ye castigated:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You call me cluless, and siding with the kooks, Before I
>>>>>>>>>>> came in here a few days ago, I didn't even know who the
>>>>>>>>>>> "kooks" and AUKers were.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I side with no one. I play, Usenet is a playground. You
>>>>>>>>>>> "Mission" AUKers can't grasp that. So play your little nazi
>>>>>>>>>>> games, I still play, and I play by my rules.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Galictic killfile? Get real.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> LOL
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Nice foam-out, Lamey.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Nice kilfile KMan, ya love me.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I laid out the conditions for loving you, Lamey. Are you now
>>>>>>>> saying that you are a cheap, beautiful, petite Asian whore
>>>>>>>> with firm, tiny tits and a tight snatch who will suckee suckee
>>>>>>>> all nigh' two dollar?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yup, That kilfile is leaking. Admit it, You missed me after one
>>>>>>> post.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do me a favor and post with one nym so I can killfile your
>>>>>> idiotic ass. Or lose your Altopia account, it's up to you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Sure, are you a netkkkop? Golly, The AUKers netkkkop?
>>>>>
>>>>> Kinda breaks your "rulz" doesn't it?
>>>>
>>>> Nope, you're get a LART for abusing your posting privileges. It's a
>>>> common practice when fuckheads like you lose control.
>>>>
>>>
>>> You love lamey, Lart= Netkkkopping
>>>
>>> How low of you.
>>
>> Sorry LART!=netkopping. Grab a clue and don't be a fool.
>
> So AUK does netkop. LOL So much for your "rulz"

http://www.club127.net/auk/faq.html

What kind of response can I expect as a result of my stupid online behavior
at AUK?

Guilty party receives one or a combination thereof of the following assorted
reactions (not at all limited to these, mind you):

  1. Complete silence while we blow you off
  2. Complete silence while we reload
  3. Complete silence while we pull the plug on your account
  4. Complete silence while we sleep at the switch
  5. Complete silence while we sleep in our beds
  6. Complete silence while we laugh behind your back
  7. Complete silence while we wipe the splattered food and/or drinks off
     our screens
  8. Complete silence while we contemplate the known macrocosmic universe
  9. Complete silence while the Vote Wrangler pays good money to watch
     professional Denver teams find new ways to lose
  10. Complete silence while we bask in the pure glow of our obnoxiously
      self-righteous selves
  11. Complete silence while we play high-stakes poker with Snoopy, Spike,
      Andy, Olaf, Marbles and Woodstock
  12. Complete silence while we never notice your NoCeM'd post
  13. Complete silence while we never notice your spam-canceled post
  14. Complete silence while we run your rude and obnoxious posts through
      goofyizers for reposting
  15. Complete silence while the Trekkies among us watch the USS Defiant
      blast bad guys' ships into rubble and fly through the debris with that
      nice halo of sparks effect
  16. Complete silence while we wait for our Gates-sponsored software
      systems to uncrash themselves
  17. General laughter at your expense
  18. General laughter and pointing at your expense
  19. General laughter, pointing and personal insults at your expense
  20. Someone exposes your true service provider to the Rabble
  21. Someone does any of 1-20 and reports you to your state's Attorney
      General
  22. Someone does any of 1-21 and reports you to the FBI National Computer
      Crime Squad (nccs@fbi.gov)
  23. Someone does any of 1-22 and does highly amusing parodies of you
      during the entire process
  24. Talk amongst ourselves about life, love and why they sell 8-hot-dog
      weenie sets with 10-bun packages
  25. Sounds of awe as we wonder with dropped mouths how you were able to
      make a greater fool of yourself than you already had
  26. Sounds of astonishment as we MARVEL at the FREAK
  27. Flames in your generally specific direction
  28. Flames of you in the third, fourth and fifth person
  29. Flames from the Vote Wrangler from the other side of the Galactic
      Killfile just to annoy all hell out of you
  30. Nominations for many noteworthy Kook awards

      The last one does not apply to disenfranchised fuckheads, you
      disenfranchised fuckhead.



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alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

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