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Re: Total laughable bullshit

#204
From: Mike
Date: Mon, 14 May 2007 14:18
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"Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote in message 
news:f27b0a$lcq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> Mike <skellarnospam@gmail.com> Thou cozening queen. Thou floor-licking,
> drunk wrangling knave. Ye yackety-yakked:
>
>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:f277dc$d7a$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Either way, you're fucked.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Opinions are like assholes.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I can tear you a new one. Where would you like it?
>>>>>>>>>>> Ooooo! Usenet threat....how bold.
>>>>>>>>>> It isn't a threat; it's a metaphor.
>>>>>>>>> rump won't understand. he's a complete utter moron.
>>>>>>>> Sucking up will not save you from your Busted Urinal k0oK award.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> i can have you killed just by snapping my fingers.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That would be a neat trick.  I can have you killed by snapping
>>>>>> your neck, Dickey Boi.
>>>>>
>>>>> You're about 11 hours late with that line. Try again, and this
>>>>> time, try for an original.
>>>>
>>>> Any particular reason why you'd want to piss me off?
>>>
>>> No, not at all. I piss everyone off equally. Why do you feel that you
>>> should
>>> be treated any differently? Are you going to type scary words at me
>>> or something?
>>
>> Nah...Too many years in ATJ.  I've found it more satisfying to snap a
>> spine or two.
>
> I try to do that... with metaphor. Usually it's something else that snaps.
> The psyche, for example.

I agree, but the target here, Dick, doesn't have a brain, to speak of, so 
scathing sarcasm is useless.  Now slowly snapping his spine while you stare 
into his eyes, otoh....
-- 

"Anybody can have more birthdays; but it takes
balls to get old!"
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