🚀 go-pugleaf

Lamey Teh Cable Guy Thou filthy traitor. Thou ill-breeding, humourless
prince's jester. Ye proclaimed:  

> On Sun, 13 May 2007 21:40:23 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Lamey Teh Cable Guy Thou wrangling knave. Thou unmannered dog. Ye
>> foolishly wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 21:31:00 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> blu <not@this.tm> Thou dumb innocent. Thou bizarre, hunch-backed
>>>> sweet sink. Ye spewed:
>>>>
>>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>> news:f263is$l12$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Thou bemused drunken slave.
>>>>>> Thou fat misbegotten divel. Ye uttered:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 09:39:13 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> teandson@hotmail.com (Working on an award) Thou mad ass. Thou
>>>>>>>> most untoward knave. Ye ranted:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ah! That's the sekret.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No. You want the real secret? Beg and ye shall receive.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hell dude, I been begging for two days.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Become a respected kookologist then go renegade k0oK. You'll be
>>>>>> despised for eternity or for as long as someone bothers to
>>>>>> remember you, whichever comes first.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh shit. I'm dead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If you blow your head off and have someone post your obituary
>>>>>> and a link to the video of your brains splattering on the wall,
>>>>>> I'll nominate you for a Darwin Award.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> < getting out Super Glue and Gorilla Tape >
>>>>> Must fiXor teh digital camera.
>>>>
>>>> lol - poor Lamey.
>>>
>>> Faking ones death on usenet is good for an award I would think.
>>
>> I would hazzard a guess and say "yes, probably."
>
> Only thing is the *other* kooks would prolly reprot it and there would
> be law and Human Services at my door for a security check. No need for
> that. Maybe a rare disease?

How about having all four limbs lopped off, going blind in one and a half 
eyes, and pecking at the keyboard with a rubber-tipped pencil? In all caps. 

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