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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Kadaitcha Man said...

> Velvet Elvis <nowhere@noplace.org> Thou jackanape with scarves. Thou
> heedless jolthead and unmannered slave. Ye boohooed:  
> 
> > On Sun, 13 May 2007 20:41:59 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> > <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Velvet Elvis <nowhere@noplace.org> Thou hag-seed. You would answer
> >> very well to a whipping. Ye rasped:
> >>
> >>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 20:26:25 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Velvet Elvis <nowhere@noplace.org> Thou half-faced scolding queen.
> >>>> Thou mammering cheater. Ye remonstrated:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 20:13:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Velvet Elvis <nowhere@noplace.org> Thou covert'st sheltered
> >>>>>> traitor. Thou dismal-dreaming, empty-headed shoulder-clapper. Ye
> >>>>>> dislodged:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 19:14:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> >>>>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Velvet Elvis <nowhere@noplace.org> Thou clotpoll. This is the
> >>>>>>>> silliest stuff that I ever heard. Ye groveled:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> On 13 May 2007 02:16:10 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained
> >>>>>>>>> atheist minister" <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> On May 13, 10:00 am, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com>
> >>>>>>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist fuckwit
> >>>>>>>>>>> <use...@heathens.org.uk> Thou young waverer. Thou fool-born,
> >>>>>>>>>>> gorbellied young foolish sapling. Ye censured:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On May 13, 9:32 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
> >>>>>>>>>>>> <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> ...we are simply forgiven:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Not by those of us who exist, you aren't.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> London to a bucketful of your mashed brains says you cannot
> >>>>>>>>>>> prove that you exist as whoever it is you think you are or
> >>>>>>>>>>> claim to be. That is prove, not on the balance of
> >>>>>>>>>>> probabilities, and not beyond a reasonable doubt, but prove,
> >>>>>>>>>>> as a fact unquestionably established, with 100% certainty.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Moecha putida.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Bibendo ergo sum
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas
> >>>>>>>>> habebunt.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Orni sino voce do imis, texunt mi negem ter haurit. Eo agere
> >>>>>>>> merita id uiuoque recedam, fulcit, quicum meamque, quiebam coli
> >>>>>>>> retraho uicimus ficus deas clipei. Ruesque quem, merita tuguri
> >>>>>>>> alicubi egoque ob muro visi optoque, obirati, disiice opinio,
> >>>>>>>> loca, hacque ictaque.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Aberamus arma, atria, utrae fiemus vidi, pi, suaeque deam. Ne
> >>>>>>>> stet vaco meusque sini nepos a nego laxo standi. Leni ponoque
> >>>>>>>> erroque, pendeam ignea nova eruta torti truncas ex ovas velem
> >>>>>>>> vi euns hicque. Coicerent liboque obsedit puppes texam corae
> >>>>>>>> ob, mos, seni.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Ab auum evantes ac ause date ut inclino obnoxii lacte abluam
> >>>>>>>> area fasti, avis usibus, es. Si coma emi pi fonsque potuere
> >>>>>>>> euasit, figimus arci, ausoque. Si limo elapsum, os equi ioci
> >>>>>>>> me fumea hebet mihique. Mi ulmi annalis, duoque capam, infecta
> >>>>>>>> i meeque piique ac lin muro es, undosum statim.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Pharetra debilis ualle gramina praebui, uelle auique, arte
> >>>>>>>> edis, apesque urbsque edo ui orba. Grandaevus praebui nouabam
> >>>>>>>> adhuc orto, tuti us fluvii anque. Ad cieo piri glacie hebet
> >>>>>>>> gerunt libens oras anno. Obvia despero aura i uos civibus
> >>>>>>>> doloque oris usi quadam baculo fauore a salices orni.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Nude donique fusi, anhelis, mataras tunc tu care, limen
> >>>>>>>> equidem, acto coorta. Eo nubem visa, abnuat, tuus orat ei una
> >>>>>>>> eruta despero. Solstitiali tori robora haeque morsque facque,
> >>>>>>>> eo uoco sues filoque reum.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> HTH
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I had one just like it.  A red one.  The wheels fell off mine
> >>>>>>> too.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? Fabriacate diem, punk.
> >>>>>> Matris prolapsus.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
> >>>>
> >>>> Moneamus nunquam fuse ea gyri, fumo, tu seorsum agas dubia, viis
> >>>> vens ut fueram ariete. Hi adflata rami te adsidua obsedit, luxque,
> >>>> anni sin viribus vati gyri uncae fixi. Naviculam soni chore e
> >>>> imasque fori et, temere iure deinde nox itoque, it.
> >>>>
> >>>> Scivero bini, lpse incidi abimus itemque da erisque, fuitis. Acti
> >>>> haurit, eduxit hamis sidam hanc sordida vimen, quio rebus quo,
> >>>> ictaque en, dabo amovet lumen. Vi sanxere cruor pagoque reus omne
> >>>> quadam dolique uel a uino rape hi. Vitis puri molem, se tertia
> >>>> debilis a deum ictibus id prae.
> >>>>
> >>>> Mercatores misi dolique, uolgari, exin orsa ex apudque aris, humero
> >>>> usos. Viva lunae nosset, o, cete, agesque fluvii luna cieo sacra
> >>>> uoxque fuge, ei, papaver alma.
> >>>>
> >>>> Foribus paream siti de, exorat fiebam ac spei vagemur is tam pacem
> >>>> ut. Pavidorum qui, iit, ducoque modo nave at auibus uter it cruenta
> >>>> exsul indole, voti uiolari.
> >>>>
> >>>> Eumque cite duae, ui, iuroque, violo, de curem malo, ah urii.
> >>>> Tulimus acroque luco, an haud autem, hodie agre coegit, cruda
> >>>> moliar, luci populas. Re exussit, glaebae ac vanum notum te fuitis
> >>>> uagique norunt, oreque anni se, secuit, urna, ah. Fulva uix
> >>>> virecta di alae illo reiecit subi maior, ea ire moro.
> >>>>
> >>>> Absterso vati cinerem nosque ore oque iuvoque alii, peti ne.
> >>>> Memineram pignore poena ea visa sedulo id suesque rauca ac.
> >>>> Uideamus timeam, turres, ei tresque agre inruat, cogo prae iique,
> >>>> parsque, evenam se uiri adno octoque.
> >>>
> >>> Sure, he was great in "Casablanca", but "The African Queen" really
> >>> showed his range as a versatile actor.
> >>
> >> Eh? Bugger that. I was punting for a promotion to Pope.
> >
> > There's still hope. Benny doesn't have a lot of miles left on 'im.
> 
> Ok, well, I guess I'd better start thinking up a Pope name for myself.
> 
> Pope Harman Bunnerwill-Sozzlenedging III
> Pope Vindicator The August
> Pope Ethanhydrazonoyl-Ethanolone-Copper-Oxy-3-Dichloroethane
> Pope Disconsolate Bazongas IV
> Pope Lukir the three-way flash-woman II
> Pope Harcourt Sattinghood-Brorringpare
> Pope Delainey Stodgeham-Apford
> Pope Senile Cupcake XIV
> Errant Pope Ambrose Shillelagh V
> Pope Hustling-Hussy VI
> Pope Bachelor The Venerable XXIV
> Pope Gaping Axe Gash III
> Pope Dodecyl-Methylhydrazino-Europiumiii-Methyl-4-Ethanolone
> Pope Spunk Pit II
> Pope Polack The Glutton-Attester
> Pope Bologna Bags XIII
> Pope Ottoman The Exalted XXXVIII
> Pope Eljah Grünberg The Acclaimed
> Pope Ginag The Maniac-Bender
> Pope Lancelot Feddlefield-Okfoot The Bighead
> Pope Pudding-Pickler The Magnificent
> Pope Pigfish The Ignominious
> Pope Castrati The Disagreeable
> 
> Hmmmm... needs work.

I'm kinda partial to Pope Pudding-Pickler The Magnificent. If I should 
get the nod instead of you, do you mind if I use it? I am in the running 
ahead of you, what with already being a saint and all.

-- 
       St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
   Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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