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Velvet Elvis <nowhere@noplace.org> Thou jackanape with scarves. Thou
heedless jolthead and unmannered slave. Ye boohooed:  

> On Sun, 13 May 2007 20:41:59 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Velvet Elvis <nowhere@noplace.org> Thou hag-seed. You would answer
>> very well to a whipping. Ye rasped:
>>
>>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 20:26:25 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Velvet Elvis <nowhere@noplace.org> Thou half-faced scolding queen.
>>>> Thou mammering cheater. Ye remonstrated:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 20:13:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Velvet Elvis <nowhere@noplace.org> Thou covert'st sheltered
>>>>>> traitor. Thou dismal-dreaming, empty-headed shoulder-clapper. Ye
>>>>>> dislodged:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 13 May 2007 19:14:17 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>> <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Velvet Elvis <nowhere@noplace.org> Thou clotpoll. This is the
>>>>>>>> silliest stuff that I ever heard. Ye groveled:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 13 May 2007 02:16:10 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained
>>>>>>>>> atheist minister" <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On May 13, 10:00 am, "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.n...@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist fuckwit
>>>>>>>>>>> <use...@heathens.org.uk> Thou young waverer. Thou fool-born,
>>>>>>>>>>> gorbellied young foolish sapling. Ye censured:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On May 13, 9:32 am, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <lov...@thetruth.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...we are simply forgiven:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Not by those of us who exist, you aren't.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> London to a bucketful of your mashed brains says you cannot
>>>>>>>>>>> prove that you exist as whoever it is you think you are or
>>>>>>>>>>> claim to be. That is prove, not on the balance of
>>>>>>>>>>> probabilities, and not beyond a reasonable doubt, but prove,
>>>>>>>>>>> as a fact unquestionably established, with 100% certainty.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Moecha putida.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Bibendo ergo sum
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas
>>>>>>>>> habebunt.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Orni sino voce do imis, texunt mi negem ter haurit. Eo agere
>>>>>>>> merita id uiuoque recedam, fulcit, quicum meamque, quiebam coli
>>>>>>>> retraho uicimus ficus deas clipei. Ruesque quem, merita tuguri
>>>>>>>> alicubi egoque ob muro visi optoque, obirati, disiice opinio,
>>>>>>>> loca, hacque ictaque.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Aberamus arma, atria, utrae fiemus vidi, pi, suaeque deam. Ne
>>>>>>>> stet vaco meusque sini nepos a nego laxo standi. Leni ponoque
>>>>>>>> erroque, pendeam ignea nova eruta torti truncas ex ovas velem
>>>>>>>> vi euns hicque. Coicerent liboque obsedit puppes texam corae
>>>>>>>> ob, mos, seni.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ab auum evantes ac ause date ut inclino obnoxii lacte abluam
>>>>>>>> area fasti, avis usibus, es. Si coma emi pi fonsque potuere
>>>>>>>> euasit, figimus arci, ausoque. Si limo elapsum, os equi ioci
>>>>>>>> me fumea hebet mihique. Mi ulmi annalis, duoque capam, infecta
>>>>>>>> i meeque piique ac lin muro es, undosum statim.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Pharetra debilis ualle gramina praebui, uelle auique, arte
>>>>>>>> edis, apesque urbsque edo ui orba. Grandaevus praebui nouabam
>>>>>>>> adhuc orto, tuti us fluvii anque. Ad cieo piri glacie hebet
>>>>>>>> gerunt libens oras anno. Obvia despero aura i uos civibus
>>>>>>>> doloque oris usi quadam baculo fauore a salices orni.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nude donique fusi, anhelis, mataras tunc tu care, limen
>>>>>>>> equidem, acto coorta. Eo nubem visa, abnuat, tuus orat ei una
>>>>>>>> eruta despero. Solstitiali tori robora haeque morsque facque,
>>>>>>>> eo uoco sues filoque reum.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> HTH
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I had one just like it.  A red one.  The wheels fell off mine
>>>>>>> too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? Fabriacate diem, punk.
>>>>>> Matris prolapsus.
>>>>>
>>>>> Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
>>>>
>>>> Moneamus nunquam fuse ea gyri, fumo, tu seorsum agas dubia, viis
>>>> vens ut fueram ariete. Hi adflata rami te adsidua obsedit, luxque,
>>>> anni sin viribus vati gyri uncae fixi. Naviculam soni chore e
>>>> imasque fori et, temere iure deinde nox itoque, it.
>>>>
>>>> Scivero bini, lpse incidi abimus itemque da erisque, fuitis. Acti
>>>> haurit, eduxit hamis sidam hanc sordida vimen, quio rebus quo,
>>>> ictaque en, dabo amovet lumen. Vi sanxere cruor pagoque reus omne
>>>> quadam dolique uel a uino rape hi. Vitis puri molem, se tertia
>>>> debilis a deum ictibus id prae.
>>>>
>>>> Mercatores misi dolique, uolgari, exin orsa ex apudque aris, humero
>>>> usos. Viva lunae nosset, o, cete, agesque fluvii luna cieo sacra
>>>> uoxque fuge, ei, papaver alma.
>>>>
>>>> Foribus paream siti de, exorat fiebam ac spei vagemur is tam pacem
>>>> ut. Pavidorum qui, iit, ducoque modo nave at auibus uter it cruenta
>>>> exsul indole, voti uiolari.
>>>>
>>>> Eumque cite duae, ui, iuroque, violo, de curem malo, ah urii.
>>>> Tulimus acroque luco, an haud autem, hodie agre coegit, cruda
>>>> moliar, luci populas. Re exussit, glaebae ac vanum notum te fuitis
>>>> uagique norunt, oreque anni se, secuit, urna, ah. Fulva uix
>>>> virecta di alae illo reiecit subi maior, ea ire moro.
>>>>
>>>> Absterso vati cinerem nosque ore oque iuvoque alii, peti ne.
>>>> Memineram pignore poena ea visa sedulo id suesque rauca ac.
>>>> Uideamus timeam, turres, ei tresque agre inruat, cogo prae iique,
>>>> parsque, evenam se uiri adno octoque.
>>>
>>> Sure, he was great in "Casablanca", but "The African Queen" really
>>> showed his range as a versatile actor.
>>
>> Eh? Bugger that. I was punting for a promotion to Pope.
>
> There's still hope. Benny doesn't have a lot of miles left on 'im.

Ok, well, I guess I'd better start thinking up a Pope name for myself.

Pope Harman Bunnerwill-Sozzlenedging III
Pope Vindicator The August
Pope Ethanhydrazonoyl-Ethanolone-Copper-Oxy-3-Dichloroethane
Pope Disconsolate Bazongas IV
Pope Lukir the three-way flash-woman II
Pope Harcourt Sattinghood-Brorringpare
Pope Delainey Stodgeham-Apford
Pope Senile Cupcake XIV
Errant Pope Ambrose Shillelagh V
Pope Hustling-Hussy VI
Pope Bachelor The Venerable XXIV
Pope Gaping Axe Gash III
Pope Dodecyl-Methylhydrazino-Europiumiii-Methyl-4-Ethanolone
Pope Spunk Pit II
Pope Polack The Glutton-Attester
Pope Bologna Bags XIII
Pope Ottoman The Exalted XXXVIII
Pope Eljah Gr�nberg The Acclaimed
Pope Ginag The Maniac-Bender
Pope Lancelot Feddlefield-Okfoot The Bighead
Pope Pudding-Pickler The Magnificent
Pope Pigfish The Ignominious
Pope Castrati The Disagreeable

Hmmmm... needs work.

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