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JeanneDArc~ <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote...  

> The Legend:
>>
>> Legend has it that the Kadaitcha Man is an Austrailian aboriginal
>> medicineman\witchdoctor.
>
> He is greatly feared and purported to be
>> endowed with great knowledge and power. They are only supposed to
>> travel at night with their feet covered in emu feathers. If the
>> Kadaitcha Man is sent after someone they are sung to death and a
>> bone is pointed at them.
>
> Once the offender knows he's been sung, he knows he's had it, sits
>> down, refuses food & drink, falls into a trance and dies.
>>
>> An investigation into the legend by Professor Ludwig Mueller of the
>> University of Stroble, in Berlin, shows that as usual in these cases
>> it is just a legend.  Herein are outlined the legend and facts.
>>
>> Legend: A Kadaitcha Man is an Australian aboriginal medicine
>> man/witchdoctor.
>>
>> Fact: The Kadaitcha Man is actually known in the aboriginal tribe as
>> the "Village Bitch". When a tribal member's wife dies, the Kadaitcha
>> Man sexually services the male tribe member for up to one year.
>
> A tribal
>> law dictates the member may not marry until a full year has passed.
>> Depending on the tribe members age and number of widowers in the
>> village, this could be quite distressing and unhealthy for the
>> Kadaitcha Man.
>
>>
>> Legend: Kadaitcha Men are men of knowledge & power and are greatly
>> feared.
>>
>> Fact: They are greatly feared, but not because of their supposed
>> knowledge and power. It has been found that if a tribe member loaned
>> the Kadaitcha Man his hunting equipment (spear/bow and arrow/knife),
>> their was a very likely possibility that they would not be returned,
>> and even if they were returned, they would not be in the same
>> condition as they were.
>>
>> Legend: They only travel at night. With his feet covered in emu
>> feathers, it's impossible for experienced trackers to say from where
>> he came & whence he went.
>>
>> Fact: While it is true that they only travel at night with their feet
>> covered with emu feathers there is a rational reason for this. Their
>> feet are covered in emu feather so no one can hear them creeping
>> around the village at all hours of the night doing their thing and
>> actually because of what they do, that is all that they wear or have
>> on.
>>
>> Legend: If a Kadaitcha Man is sent after someone, the victim is sung
>> to death & a bone is pointed at them.
>>
>> Fact: Sometimes after their sexual encounters the Kadaitcha Man
>> starts talking and the next morning the tribe member he will tell
>> his fellow tribe members that "After I used the Kadaitcha Man last
>> night, he talked me to death".
>
> A computer friend of mine once told me that In today's
>> world the Kadaitcha Man would probably be a regular subscriber to an
>> Internet newsgroup.
>
> As for the bone pointed at the victim, I will not go
>> into that, and leave it to your own imagination.
>>
>> Legend: Once the offender knows he's been sung, he knows he's had it,
>> sits down, refuses food & drink, falls into a trance and dies.
>>
>> Fact: In today's language this would be summed up be saying, he
>> bored me to death.
>>
>> And their you have it. Another legend shot to hell.
>>
> The quotations you refer to from the work of
> have a reminiscence of your own lack of ability to spell the word
> there/their/they're in its correct context. I give one example. :-
>
> "Kadaitcha Man his hunting equipment (spear/bow and arrow/knife),
> their
> was a very likely possibility that they would not be returned, and
> even......."
>
>
> Compare this with your final remark.:-
>
>
> And their you have it. Another legend shot to hell.
>
>
> Notice that in both cases the word "their" has been used in the wrong
> scenario; having supposed to have been spelled "there" in each
> instance. The
> copying from a textbook of the supposed words of the good Proffessor
> would
> not have led to this uncanny error in both cases; rather in only the
> case of
> a closing remark by a total fuckhead.
>
>
> This leads anyone but the peanuts to the conclusion that not only
> Professor
> Ludwig Mueller and the University if Stroble in Berlin are fictional,
> but
> that also the entire text of the above was concocted by yourself in a
> vague
> attempt to discrecit Kadaitcha Man. Unfortunately your forgery was
> easily
> recognised as such by a discerning eye due to your lack of basic
> knowledge
> of the english language coupled with your lackadisical inability to
> check
> your work - therefore proving a constituent part of complete
> fuckwittery.
>
> fUCKWITTERT Katdaitch :)~
> an interesting study by:
>
>
> JDA~today

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