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Big Bertha Thing moisture
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/moisture.html 
Access page to 73K ZIP file
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including misc.health.aids

Working Prototype of second phase Pastures software,
with 20 polyhedrons model and 200 buckminster fullerine molecules model,
complete with programs, source code in listing format and using Pastures
documentation.

Moisture Software Package.
(Based on Particle Structure Results Program, in Fortran 77.)
Sub-atomic Mesons, Baryons and Leptons Classification System.
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997
Distribute complete and free of charge to comply.


Big Bertha Thing virus

18th October 1999
Hi Chris,
Thanks for the Keyboard.drv, but Windows is still down.
The new messages are;
1. Clock General Protection Fault in gdi.exe (system)
2. Progman        Ditto          krnl386.exe (system)
 
Clock.exe see windows. Progman.exe see windows.
The two options seem to be, to try another four files
for windows 3.11 or save up and update PC. (130 pounds)
 
They have a nice 486DX66 16MB 270MB hard-drive 14" SVGA
and win 95, at the same place I bought the 386PC. It
is four times faster too. My biggest program takes 7 hours
on standard IBM PC, 90 minutes on 386 and 20 minutes on
486DX, which has a built in maths co-processor.
 
My DOS browser can read newsgroups, send/receive e-mail, browse
web, but not receive attachments, look up my own site or
update it.
 
Keyboard.drv worked, but closed down every app in windows,
so there was no way out. Clever that. The scrub round was
in the book, for bypassing emm386. Wait till boot up gets
to MSDOS loading and press F8. Step through Config.sys
line-by-line with y answer. It then goes through autoexec.bat
to last line of win. N answer drops you out to DOS prompt.
 
Strange to say I can still work on my science maths project
using Fortran 77 in DOS. Apps down with windows are Free Agent,
WS-ftple, Winzip, F-Prot, Anyware Virus, Chekmate Virus, FirstClass
client.
 
It looks like I picked up a macro virus off a wordperfect attachment
from e-mail of a guy in newsgroup. Three virus apps missed it.
It is visible in notepad view of file after saving with write.exe.
Isolate 386 and do not update site.
 
You might check that my site is still up, by the back door and let me
know the count. <www.bertha.ndirect.co.uk/series.htm>
 
It could not have happened to a nicer chap.
Thank you,
Tony Lance
 
 
Big Bertha Thing designer
 
Once there was Big Blue, Baby Bell and Pax IBM.
Now ther is Big Bertha, Baby Bill and Pax Microsoft.
 
1980 The Greater London Council, Central Computer Service installation
standards for IBM mainframe had standard date subroutines as mandatory.
 
1980 No standards for Prime minicomputer, so date subroutine for program
was written to be  2075 OK, by me.
 
All IBM customers and suppliers applied IBM standards. Enforcement of these
standards means that the following instances can only be designer
software obsolescence.(Smoking Gun features.)
1.  First PC operating system DOS was written 1980 (IBM/Microsoft) No 2000
2.  Next PC operating system MS-DOS (Microsoft) No 2000
3.  Windows 95 enabled macro virus (Microsoft) admitted
4.  Windows 95 macro virus written by Microsoft.(admitted)
5.  Windows 95 macro virus released by Microsoft.(admitted)
6.  Windows 98 enabled text virus (Microsoft) admitted
7.  Windows 98 no product recall, fix is on  Microsoft website only.
8.  Windows 98 to release virus just say it exists and fix is on website.
9.  1997 MS-DOS 6.20 licensed copy sold for Microsoft with no 2000.
10. 1999 Windows 3.11 virus closes all applications leaving no exit.
 
 
Big Bertha Thing history
 
1st virus was boot sector virus, which was first sector of floppy disc or
start here sector.
 
2nd virus was program virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by
operating system as primary function thereoff.(exe, sys, com)
 
3rd virus was macro virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by
wordprocessor or other application software.(doc)
 
4th virus was zip virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by
zip application software.(zip)
 
5th virus was text virus, which is enabled with on/off switch, by
operating system as a purely viral function, otherwise uneccessary.(txt)
Since 1980 the text virus has been impossible. 18 years to crack it, with
Windows 98 by Microsoft.
 
42 million Windows 3.xx users.
12 million e-mail only users.
Windows 95 not known.
Windows 98 not known.

Tony Lance
peterpaul@big-bertha-thing.com


Big Bertha Thing Christmas

The Twelve Days of Christmas (see below)

From a Charles Dickens Birthday Book
The Langham Birthday Books
Leopold B Hill, Langham Place, W. London.
Compiled by B.W.Matz
Printed in Great Britain by The Woodbridge Press Ltd.,
Guildford.
Purchased for Christmas in 1921

Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year to Mods and CP Conf.

(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1997
To comply with my copyright please distribute complete
and free of charge.

The Twelve Days of Christmas

December 18th
    May the green holly-tree flourish, striking its roots
deep into our English ground, and having its germinating
qualities carried by the birds of Heaven all over the world!
                                       The Holly Tree
December 19th
    Seasonable tokens are about.... Lavish profusion in the
shops; particularly in the articles of currants, raisins,
spices, candied peel, and miost sugar.
                                        Edwin Drood
December 20th
    Christmas was close at hand, in all his bluff and hearty
honesty; it was the season of hospitality, merriment, and
open heartedness.
                                     The Pickwick Papers   
December 21st
    And numerous indeed are the hearts to which Christmas
brings a brief season of happiness and enjoyment.... How
many old recollections, and how many dormant sympathies, does
Christmas time awaken.
                                      The Pickwick Papers
December 22nd
    It is good to be children sometimes, and never better
than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.
                                      A Christmas Carol
December 23rd
    Christmas time! That man must be a misanthrope indeed
in whose breast something like a jovial feeling is not
roused-, in whose mind some pleasant associations are not
awakened- by the reccurence of Christmas.
                                     Sketches by Boz
December 24th
    I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep
it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present and
the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within
me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach.
                                      A Christmas Carol
December 25th
    A Christmas family party! We know nothing in nature more
delightful! There seems a magic in the very name of
Christmas.... Would that Christmas lasted the whole year
through!
                                       Sketches by Boz
December 26th
    Let the benignant figure of my childhood stand unchanged!
In every cheerful image and suggestion that the season brings,
may the bright star that rested above the poor roof, be the
star of all the Christian world.
                                      A Christmas Tree
December 27th
    Another Christmas come, another year gone!... More figures
in the lengthening sum of recollection that we work and work
at to our torment, till death idly jumbles all together, and 
rules all out.
                                     The Haunted Man
December 28th
    The windows of the house of Memory and the windows of
the house of Mercy are not so easily closed as windows of
glass and wood. They fly open unexpectedly; they rattle in
the night.
                                      Somebody's Luggage
December 29th
    Who seeks to turn him (Time) back, or stay him on his course,
arrests a mighty engine, which will strike the meddler dead,
and be the fiercer and the wilder, ever, for its momentary
check!
                                      The Chimes