🚀 go-pugleaf

On Mar 5, 12:59 am, The Chief Instigator <deadpatri...@aol.com> wrote:
> -►Welfare babies, greasy diners and other tidbits
>
> Yes it's Patrick again and yes I'm back to express my opinions on
> several hot topics germane to the here and now. First, nigs on
> welfare.
>
> Because these women can't seem to understand the concept of using
> birth control and because they appear all too eager to spread their
> legs to any Tom, Dick or Tyrone to shoot his juice in their
> unprotected poon, our government is left footing the bill for the
> resulting future car thieves.
>
> A solution? Cut off all
> benefits after 1 year. Educate the ones who want it so they can find a
> real job and above all, keep up with current affairs in our nation's
> welfare program. There is no shortage of liberal ass polyps in suits
> out there lobbying for even more rights for these lazy sloths.
>
>  Next up, greasy diners. I've eaten at my fair share of them while out
> on the road and for the most part, they offer a pretty good selection
> of Americana food however it was my recent misfortune to run across a
> diner named "Juanito's", a former 1950's shotgun style home converted
> into a Mexican diner. "I'll take the enchilada special" say I to my
> clearly brain dead waiter. What the heck. I'll try it and see how they
> are. Bad move.
>
> Within 30 minutes of ingestion, I found myself cutting high- pitched
> farts with a serious side affect. They were wet ones. I was given a
> most unwelcome squishy reminder of my meal when I rose from my booth
> to pay the little mongrel behind the counter and walk out to my car. I
> nigger rigged a man kotex out of kleenex and pushed it between my ass
> cheeks to sop up the remnants of those brown blasts.
>
> The moral of the story?
>
> Be ready for gastric distress when trying out someplace
> new, especially if the owners don't have a greencard.
>
>  I said it, you read it and I remain....
>
> the ~Chief Instigator~

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