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1 total messages Started by Usenet Legends bobandcarole ♣♣♣ Thu, 20 Jan 2011 03:54
Re: You may be a Muslim if.........
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Author: Usenet Legends bobandcarole ♣♣♣
Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2011 03:54
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1.    You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection
to liquor.

 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes..

 3. You have more wives than teeth.

 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
unclean.

 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.

 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.

 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least four.

 10. Your cousin is president of the United States .

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 "I mean, it's not as if I'm bringing up "ass pounding" all the time,
 or doing it right in front of you."~~ Deviant homosexual sodomite
 Scott Allen Salberg, aka "Enos Penvy" convicted of battery in
 Broward County Florida and currently running from the humiliation
 of being outed as a convicted offender to usenet.

 Image snap of Court and Conviction Record, Scott Salberg.
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u20/ninety7gt/Intelius.jpg

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   http://www.wikisposure.com/Alt.support.boy-lovers
  #5 ruiner of usenet.
  Owner and trainer of Tom Evans aka "mad as a box of frogs"
  Tom Evans picture: http://yfrog.com/5zt0mevansj
  "Publicity is publicity, good or bad it's STILL publicity"~ Alice
  Cooper
  "Did you plug the hole yet Daddy?"~~Malia Obama
  Now I know why they call him tiger, "Eldrick Tont Woods"??
LMAO!! .
  "There are 1000 or more reasons for a person INNOCENT of child
  molesting to kill themselves"~ Arrested filth-monger frank mccoy
  "A victory for one pornographer is a victory for all of the human
  race"--pedophile "XXX"
  "I mean, it's not as if I'm bringing up "ass pounding" all the time,
  or doing it right in front of you."~~ deviant homosexual sodomite
  Scott Allen Salberg, convicted of battery in Broward County Florida.
  Image snap of Court and Conviction Record, Scott Salberg.
  http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u20/ninety7gt/Intelius.jpg
 "I am so superior to you that you can't even see it"~ScottyFLL
  aka "Enos Penvy" aka Scott Salberg violent criminal, Broward
  County Fla.
  "Why should I have to push one for English?, this is AMERICA"
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