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Dear Pontiff,
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I wonder if you could help me get a sweetheart deal on the purchase
of one of those beautiful churches that the Vatican recently closedin
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Penna. I am a former altar boy with no criminal record.
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I'll have my Secreatriat of Real Estate send you some info. Please
remember that we don't allow any of our former churches to be turned
into brothels, casinos, speakesies or dormitories for students
attending branches of Glenn Beck University.
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Holy Father,
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My son. an eighth-grader in a parochial school in September, soon
will
portray a priest in a school play. However, we're having trouble
finding one of those smazy, starchy white collars. Can you supply a
phone number for one of the clergy supply stores in the L.A. area?
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If you can't, could you at least send me the name and address of a
priest recently defrocked in that locality.
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Your Excellency,
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My good neighbor was eating fish at Long John Slivers last Friday
when
a bone got stuck in her throat and required emergency surgery.
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Do you know if the ambulance ride and the medical bill are covered by
some type of Papal Accidental Insurance?
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Dearest Pontiff,
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I recently was in a terrible automobile accident
even though the medal of St. Christopher was
dangling from my windshield while the emergency crews were
extracating
me from my car.
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It sees for some reason, good ol' St. Chris ain't working any more or
seems to have lost his power.
Should I still pray to him or should I give up?
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Dearly Beloved,
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 I regret to tell you this but, in case you hadn't heard, Christoper
is no longer the Patron Saint of Travelers.
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There was some type of mixup in the Vatican archives centuries ago
and
some Ignorant Bastard
must've inserted his name and his specialty in our Holy Book.
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A few years ago 60 Minutes investigated after they received many
compaints (like yours) and we were astonished to learn that Chris
didn't exist -- and, if he did, he didn't even own a car,
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Hi, Pope.
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I've been keeping up to date on the BP oil spill
and the dangers of methane gas in the water. Has the Vatican ever
checked for the percentage of methane in Holy Water? Maybe that's
what
makes it work magic!
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You needn't be concerned about methane, My Child, unless you're
instructed to gargle with it after going to confession.
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AN EXCERPT FROM L'OSSERVATORE ROMANO
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The most astounding scientific discovery in centuries actually
is how "experts" at the Scientific Esablishment have been ignoring
Ed Conrad's discovery of petrified bones, teeth and soft organs
-- some human -- between coal veins dated geologically at 280
milion years.
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No one in the entire history of science has been able to present
such a motherload of physical evidence to destroy an erroneous
theory (of evolution), yet has been subjected to such incredible
deceit and deception to keep it from being accepted as fact.
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Galileo, Kepler and Copernicus had it easy compared to what
Poor Ed's been going through for these last 29 years battling
not only the Smithsonian but other dishonest scientists -- physical
anthropologists and paleontologists, all evolutionists -- in the
search for honest answers about man's origin and ancestry.
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The Smithsonian, indeed, as the ringleader of the conspiracy
is guilty of a crime against humanity.
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COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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Photo by Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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This behavior is not what John Smithson had in mind when his
fortune was bequeated "to the United States of America, to found
at Washington, under the name of the Smithsonian Institution,
an establishment for the increase and diffusion of knowledge . . ."
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If Mr. Smithson could only read this message, wherever he is,
he might return from the dead and demand his money back.
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See, when it comes to this incredibly important business of
removing the bullcrap about man's evolution, the Smithsonian
is as phony as a $4 bill. (It used to be $3 but -- alas --
inflation.)
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The discovery of petrified human remains between anthracite veins
means -- if geologists are even nearly correct about the age of the
coal -- the Darwinian theory is utterly and completely destroyed.
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Nearly three decades ago, just after my first few discoveries
between anthracite veins, I turned to the Smithsonian Institution
for its expertise and assistance because of its "prestigous"
history and "reputation.".
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Boy, was I fooled? Instead, all I got was deceit, deception,
collusion and conspiracy --nothing but a pack of lies.
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The Smithsonian's despicable tactics to make me and my
mind-boggling discoveries go away is documented on my
Web page -- http://www.edconrad.com
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And the vile accusations I have made against the Smithsonian
there and in the Google News Groups actually are sort of mild,
considering that I have gotten a lot wiser and have made countless
more discoveries since my Web first saw the light of day some
15-16 years ago and has remained virtually unchanged because
every word is true.
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Meanwhile, you can only wonder how and why the Smithsonian
has gotten away with such despicable behavior over all these
years. One explanation is that so-called "scientists" -- these sad.
pathetic fools --in these and related disciplines have had no
recourse
but to protect their vested interests.
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Who  -- pray tell -- is going to open their mouths about this
incredible scam agaist truth when they are well aware they'd
be out of a job in a wink.
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It's high time that the General Accounting Office (GAO) takes
a long, hard look at the Squermin' Vermin in the Smithsonian,
launches an investigation and cuts off all funding if I am proven
right.
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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
   (Discovered Between Anthracite Coal Veins)
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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The following photos were taken while the human skull in the boulder
was on display at an international exhibit in Berlin, Germany.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit1.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SwitzerlandExhibit2.jpg
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YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE: Scrapings from the object embedded
in the boulder were tested by American Medical Laboratories in
Chanitlly, Va. -- considered the most prestigious medical aboratory
in the world -- which documented that they contain DRIED BLOOD.
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The final report, dated April 21, 2000, was issued by Dr. Nathan
Sherman, director of laboratories.
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Meanwhile, a variety of state-of-the-art testing has confirmed what
you see below are NOT rocks or concretions but  fossils of creatures
that once lived, quite a few of them human.
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They included testing for the presence of Haversian canals (the tell-
tale sign of bone), CATscans, and SEM (scanning electronic
microscope) investigation, to mention just a few.
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And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one
of the world's foremost human anatomists and author of "The
Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," had personally
examined and tested one of the discoveries and concluded
that it is a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets
broken off.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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KROGMAN IDENTIFIED FOSSIL AS A TIBIA
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/bones.jpg
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OTHER PETRIFIED FOSSILS -- SOME HUMAN --
FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
ttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladdery.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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Here's a petrified dinosaur foot still embedded in slate.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
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Here are several views of a portion of a giant prehistoric scorpion
identified as such by Krogman.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
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 WHERE THESE FOSSILS WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
beneath
Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable
physical evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger. (Or sprinkle lightly with
Viagra.)
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<   THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300-mya.html
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ED CONRAD'S OTHER CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND
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MEET THE REAL 911 TERRORISTS
http://groups.google.ca/group/sci.physics/msg/3be833d15a821953
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JFK ASSASSINATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY02Qkuc_f8
http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/altgens2.jpg
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CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.letterman/msg/29e5efa37c129adf
PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/
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THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mouUUWpEec0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XBAxdKVRE
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ALIENS SCARED SHOUTLESS OF EARTHERS
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.education/msg/ab1c23098ef2f8a5
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PERSONS WHO SHOULD "NOT" HAVE BEEN BORN
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/00a29ae108c90ee5
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FOUND -- THE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING
http://groups.google.com/group/talk.origins/msg/c6fdfcf44f5207df
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BEST GHOST PHOTOS EVER TAKEN
http://paranormal.about.com/od/ghostphotos/ig/Best-Ghost-Photos/
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ED CONRAD FACES CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT
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Here is an updated list of organizations and individuals who are
part of the class-action suit filed in federal court in Washington,
D.C., against one Ed Conrad (aka The Ignorant Prick).
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The Estate of Charles Darwin
Smithsonian Institution
Penn State University
Harvard University
Johns Hopkins University
University of California-Berkeley
Roni Deutch
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Anatomists
American Anthropological Association
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
American Medical Association
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
American Society for Investigative Pathology
American Society of Human Genetics
Geological Society of America
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billo Reilly Glenn Beck Sean "Ins" Hannity (joint entry)
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Playhouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
New England Journal of Medicine
Andrew MacRae
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Raymond Rye III
British Petroleum BP
Larry "The" King
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Stephen Hawking
Sen. John Boner
The Leakeys
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
Stephen Colbert (the t is silent)
American Journal of Pathology
Michele Bachmann
American Medical Association
God Almighty
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Father Guido Sarducci and Mother Teresa
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Forensic Archaeology
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request))
Howard Stern
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
ABC
Lindsay Lohan
Taliban Federation
Fox News
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
sci.med.pathology
Canadian Association for Physical Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Human Evolution
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
Society for Medical Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
American Society of Primatologists
Orly Ttaitz
National Primate Association
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Banana Republic
Your Life as a Gorilla