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TROLL ALERT: I'm depressed because nobody prays to me!

#3547
From: whack-a-troll
Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005 15:23
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In article <1127789600.538100.74220@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
Gerry Lintonice <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>I'm a GOD and nobody believes in me anymore.Nobody is praying to me.
>This makes me soooo depressed?
>
>But I'm immortal and cannot kill myself.
>
>What can I do now? Should I fry the unbelievers with lightning bolts?
>Turn a few suns into super-novae? Or develop a new super-virus?
>
>Please help me.
>

Please consider NOT RESPONDING to this attempted thread. If you must, then
remove his tracking newsgroup and trophy case, cz.zamestnani.hledam, from 
the NEWSGROUPS line (or whatever it takes with _your_ newsreader to prevent 
crossposting).  

Every month or so, using a fictitious name, this troll floods 5000 
newsgroups (all cross-posted to one or more low-traffic but unrelated 
"scorecard" newsgroups) with superficially relevant comments. The 
purpose is to disrupt with off-topic crosspostings. Browse the 
cz.zamestnani.hledam newsgroup, his current score card, for the 
"big picture" on the person you are replying to.

>this group is for megalomaniac trolls and spambots only who like
>to terrorize the usenet.
>
>Only fans of George W.Bush are allowed to post here, because we are
>fans of his greatness, Lord Bush.
>
>Atheists, heretics and witches are not allowed to post here and will
>be burned at the stake!

He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often 
discovered to be anagrams:

Gerry Lintonice -----> Nitroglycerine
Tristan Beeline -----> Albert Einstein
Winnie Oakbob -----> Obi-wan Kenobi
Paul Eisner -----> Super Alien
Tom-Alex Soorhull -----> Homosexual Troll
Lester T. Linpord -----> President Troll
Karl Reitlos -----> Kaiser Troll
Rick Stoll -----> Sick Troll
Karl-Hugo Weesberg -----> George Walker Bush
Hans-Marc Olsen -----> Charles Manson
Eric Coldo -----> Crocodile
G.K. Konnig -----> King Kong
Brian Raab -----> Barbarian
Pablo Rena -----> Anal Probe
Patrick Kain -----> Captain Kirk
Alberto Panno-Peano -----> Napoleon Bonaparte
Ted Harvard -----> Darth Vader
Faith Dorell -----> Adolf Hitler
Leah Lidtorf -----> Adolf Hitler
Ralf Dieholt -----> Adolf Hitler
Blaine Adamson -----> Osama Bin-Laden
Adam Ben Nalois -----> Osama Bin-Laden 
Shane D. Maudiss -----> Sadam Hussein
Keith J. Crapper -----> Jack The Ripper
Stan J. Lefosi -----> Josef Stalin
Evan-Josh Roose -----> Jason Voorhees
Bruno Beam -----> Unabomber
Dan Simper -----> Spiderman

Other aliases he has used:

Charles Immey
Harlan Osier

>I'm the evil anagram troll and I like to create persons with names
>which are anagrams of something stupid.
>
>This would be a good idea for a screenplay, because people can try to
>find out the anagrams ...

Like all trolls, he means to annoy and disrupt. The tracking newsgroup is
the way he "keeps score" of how much damage he has caused. Don't put 
yourself on display in his trophy case. 

Google groups (the service the troll uses to post) has already expressed 
that will not take action based on complaints about this type of behavior.



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             |   Thank you,      |              (  (_)  )
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From: whack-a-troll@UseNet.ORG
Newsgroups: alt.support.depression,cz.zamestnani.hledam
Subject: TROLL ALERT: I'm depressed because nobody prays to me!
Date: 28 Sep 2005 15:23:58 GMT
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