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Article #3581Re: Taking a moment to laugh....
From: craigr
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2001 17:07
Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2001 17:07
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Below are the properties of that disgusting emails header. In case anyone wants to followup ///clip/// Path: news.execpc.com!newsops.execpc.com!169.207.30.19.MISMATCH!spool0-nwblwi.news ops.execpc.com!newspump.sol.net!skynet.be!skynet.be!news.tele.dk!small.news. tele.dk!news.dizum.com!sewer-output!mail2news-x3!mail2news-x2!mail2news Comments: This message did not originate from the Sender address above. It was remailed automatically by anonymizing remailer software. Please report problems or inappropriate use to the remailer administrator at <jochen@segfault.net>. http://remailer.segfault.net/mixmaster/ Subject: Taking a moment to laugh.... Newsgroups: alt.support.depression,milw.general,fl.general From: kaiserdrvr@cs.com (KaiserDrvr) Message-ID: <2251db19dd5c042af145856b0ab80146@remailer.segfault.net> Date: Sat, 15 Sep 2001 17:49:04 +0200 (CEST) Mail-To-News-Contact: abuse@dizum.com Organization: mail2news@dizum.com Lines: 92 Xref: news.execpc.com alt.support.depression:1338026 milw.general:101833 fl.general:35830 ///////////////////////////////////////// "KaiserDrvr" <kaiserdrvr@cs.com> wrote in message news:2251db19dd5c042af145856b0ab80146@remailer.segfault.net... > Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world? > A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds > > Q: Why do tourists flock to New York? > A: It's a blast > > New York, New York, so good they hit it twice > > If one side of the Pentagon has collapsed, will it now be renamed "The > Square"? > > It should be renamed "The Penta-gone" > > Famous last words: "Amal, was this tower here yesterday?" > > Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a U.F.M > (unidentify flying muslim) > > NEWSFLASH.... The WTC has been destroyed.... thousands of New York > executives feared dead.... Hookers all across the city are in mourning..... > > "25,000 sq. ft. Office space for rent. Recently renovated. New Air > Conditioning unit. Needs TLC. Contact me at One World Trade Centre. > 85th Floor, Room 18." > > "It's a bird!" > "It's a plane!" > "Its.... Oh fuck, it IS a plane!" > > Q: Why didn't Superman stop the planes from hitting the Trade Towers? > A: Because he's a quadriplegic! > > Q: What do you call a dust storm? > A: Trade winds. > > Q: What's the area code of the World Trade Center? > A: 220 (two to zero). > > Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers? > A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way. > > Q: What was the quickest escape time from the World Trade Center? > A: Ten seconds flat. > > Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up? > A: The rest of your life > > Q: Why are police and firemen New York's finest? > A: Because now you can run them through a sieve. > > Optimism, as you fall past the 20th floor you shout "I'm not hurt yet" > > How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? > God knows, they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot > > What's the number one drink served on United Airlines? > Flaming Manhatten > > What music do they play in the elevator in the WTC? > Jump and It's Raining Men > > What colour were the pilots eyes? > Blue. One blew this way the other blew that way > > What team does a United Airlines pilot support? > The New York Jets > > Where do Americans go on vacation? > All over Manhatten > > How many Americans died in the WTC yesterday? > Who gives a fuck > > Then there's the retarded terrorist who tried to crash the A-Train into the > World Trade Center.......... > > Yassar Arraffat and many other PLO members together > with people from other muslim nations are *Volunteering* > to give blood for the victims of the tragedy... > I guess they'll have some *Volunteers* to Fly the blood in too! > > Last words from Airline pilot "Right a bit, hey the trade centre, my > brother works there...lets look just a bit closer...." > > The FBI have arrested the head of advertising at the Empire State Building > for > involvement in the WTC disaster. A spokesman said T-shirts with 'Empire > State: > We're Back!!!' in his office... > > >
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