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ED CONRAD GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER
#3010
Author: Preston Duquene
Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2012 22:49
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During the Funeral Mass for Ed Conrad, Father Sarducci
revealed the approximate size of Ed Conrad's testacles.
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http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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      In memory of Ed Conrad, who died during a freak
accident outside the Smithsonian Institution, Google
announced that it will begin honoring his memory with
 a series of articles in which his very best posts will be
re-posted.
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      Ed, as every schoolboy knows, was accidentally
asphyxiated while entertaining folks waiting
for the doors of the Smithsonian to open one
morning earlier this week.
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      This neat photo shows Ed just before he was
walking away arm-in-arm -- undoubtedly toward
Heaven -- with The Grim Reaper.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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      Ed's contributions to mankind were many --
especially uncovering major conspiracies --
and we'll have a long list for you to enjoy right
after you learn how to get your Guardian
Angel's name.
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https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.fan.elite/rXvMoGyLaXg/OxYLjatlU4YJ
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      Here is a brief list of the major conspiracies
that Ed Conrad solved in his brief lifetime.
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911 ALL OVER AGAIN
https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups#!topic/alt.military.retired/iToqf9Dqb5U
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NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFK
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as#
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
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MOONED OVER MIAMI
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f26c0c6de5c908bd
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JESUS MARRIED WITH KIDS
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f11131bfebc6e6ed
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org
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CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!topic/sci.med.radiology/jr2ei0nyACI
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SOME DOGS "CAN" SPEAK ENGLISH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
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This is the very last FBI file photo of Ed.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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Larger photos can be seen on your Post Office wall.
Re: ED CONRAD GONE TO MEET HIS MAKER
#3011
Author: David
Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2012 22:54
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I do not have butt disorder.


"Preston Duquene"  wrote in message 
news:f7c75c3e-130f-493b-976e-c862578ce281@m4g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...

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During the Funeral Mass for Ed Conrad, Father Sarducci
revealed the approximate size of Ed Conrad's testacles.
<
http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
<
<           ===============
<
      In memory of Ed Conrad, who died during a freak
accident outside the Smithsonian Institution, Google
announced that it will begin honoring his memory with
a series of articles in which his very best posts will be
re-posted.
<
      Ed, as every schoolboy knows, was accidentally
asphyxiated while entertaining folks waiting
for the doors of the Smithsonian to open one
morning earlier this week.
<
      This neat photo shows Ed just before he was
walking away arm-in-arm -- undoubtedly toward
Heaven -- with The Grim Reaper.
<
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
<
      Ed's contributions to mankind were many --
especially uncovering major conspiracies --
and we'll have a long list for you to enjoy right
after you learn how to get your Guardian
Angel's name.
<
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/alt.fan.elite/rXvMoGyLaXg/OxYLjatlU4YJ
<
=============
<
      Here is a brief list of the major conspiracies
that Ed Conrad solved in his brief lifetime.
<
911 ALL OVER AGAIN
https://groups.google.com/forum/?hl=en&fromgroups#!topic/alt.military.retired/iToqf9Dqb5U
<
NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFK
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as#
<
MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com
<
MOONED OVER MIAMI
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f26c0c6de5c908bd
<
JESUS MARRIED WITH KIDS
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/browse_thread/thread/f11131bfebc6e6ed
<
DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org
<
CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!topic/sci.med.radiology/jr2ei0nyACI
<
SOME DOGS "CAN" SPEAK ENGLISH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
<
==============
<
This is the very last FBI file photo of Ed.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
<
Larger photos can be seen on your Post Office wall. 
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