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"Bozo Television" (Re: Impotence) "Bozo <Jay Smilkstein> De Niro!!!..."

#45
From: Colonel Jake
Date: Tue, 20 Jan 2009 04:11
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<Bozo De Niro's froups, added:>

bOzO tHe ClOwN <supportgroup@t.roll> of alt.support.impotence
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<news:ml3an4150rtna4rbmnp2bsjbecsqhg7k84@4ax.com>
:
:
: Anglo <anglophile@hotmail.com>
: >
: >
: > bOzO tHe ClOwN <supportgroup@t.roll> of alt.support.impotence
: > :
: > :
: > : Anglo <anglophile@hotmail.com>
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > Not sure if all you posted know but this group is
: > : > supposed to be a support forum for impotent men.
: > : >
: > :
: > : You're kidding!
: > :
: > : >
: > : > The clue is in the title of the
: > : > group - alt.support.impotence
: > : >
: > :
: > : Thanks for the news flash, Tom Brokaw.
: > :
: > : >
: > : > See what I mean?
: > : >
: > :
: > : No, not quite. Could you be a little bit more obvious
: > : about it?
: > :
: > : >
: > : > So, could we please talk about male impotence?
: > : >
: > :
: > : These days I think this group is firing about as many
: > : blanks as you are.
: > :
: >
: > Is this supposed to be funny?
: >
:
: It's a damn laff riot.
:
: >
: > Impotence is a serious issue.
: >
:
: You must feel quite inadequate. Le pauvre!
:

LoOk here! (YoU FUCKING CLoWN),
"USENET already has?!?!?!,...., an FUCKING BoZo!!!..."
(YoU SToOPID-EVIL-AZZ-FUCKING-CLoWN)

<->
<-> :
<-> : Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
<-> : AUK's der'Clueless Newbie of the Month, Nov 08
<-> : AUK's der'Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, Apr 07
<-> : (http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Bozo_DeNiro)
<-> :
<->
<An Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks Award Description>
<->
<-> -Monthly Core Award-
<->
<-> Achieved by Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
<->
<-> Clueless Newbie of the Month
<->
<-> The Clueless Newbie of the Month (CNotM) is pretty much
<-> the same sort of thing as the KotM, but honors
<-> spectacular cluelessness on Usenet rather than Kookery.
<-> Actually being a newbie is not a strict requirement for
<-> eligibility; but the type of cluelessness being
<-> recognized needs to be of the sort typical of newbies. If
<-> someone has been on the net for some time and still acts
<-> like a newbie, they're eligible.
<->
<-> ---
<->
<-> -Ko0K Combat Award-
<->
<-> Achieved by Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup
<->
<-> Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
<->
<-> In proud remembrance of the children's toy who sacrificed
<-> his life in Iraq for the cause of freedom, this award is
<-> given to net.kooks whose attempts at Kooky Kombat go
<-> spectacularly wrong. Use of grenades made of solid rubber
<-> is one possible sign of worthiness for this honour.
<->
</An Official Alt.Usenet.KoOks Award Description>

So with that being understoOd! (YoU-FUCKING-BoZo),
"Get teh FUCK?!?!?!,...., outta BoZo's Newsfroups!!!..."
(YoU NYM-RoD-IMPoTENT-FUCKING-CLoWN)

What a?,
"GoDDAMNED FUCKING BoZo!!! (duh-CLoWN)..."

--

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