Marriage reduces your penis size !

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3 total messages Started by Gerry Lintonice Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:36

#159

Author: Gerry Lintonice
Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:36

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Scientists recently found out that the cock of an average married man
is about 27,1828% shorter and anout 31,415926% thinner than the cock of
the average unmarried man.

Even worse, the longer a man is married, the shorter his dick will
become, until nothing is left.

That proves that a long marriage just robs men of their manhood and
turns them into women. So better don't marry, unless you want a long
and painful sex-change.

Re: Marriage reduces your penis size !

#160

Author: DaKitty
Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 04:08

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Gerry Lintonice wrote:
> Scientists recently found out that the cock of an average married man
> is about 27,1828% shorter and anout 31,415926% thinner than the cock of
> the average unmarried man.
>
> Even worse, the longer a man is married, the shorter his dick will
> become, until nothing is left.
>
> That proves that a long marriage just robs men of their manhood and
> turns them into women. So better don't marry, unless you want a long
> and painful sex-change.

And they say that real men don't equate manhood with the size of their
dick.

Re: Marriage reduces your penis size !

#161

Author: Brewster440
Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 04:22

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you might have something here. I have been maried for almost 20 years
and I might as well cut it off and toss it to reduce the weight. Why
not? I don't get to use it anyway...

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