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1 total messages Started by Victor Smootbank Thu, 20 Sep 2007 23:42
Seppuku IS an option for you!!!
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Author: Victor Smootbank
Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 23:42
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Let's face it, when a woman is older than 40, she's OLD and
nobody wants to touch her anymore. Any man can have a
younger gal and the lesbians can have young girls, too.

It's nature's cruel joke that you have to live for additional
40-50 years, while viewing your decaying body in the mirror.

So my advice is: Commit seppuku and you'll die with honor.
Instead of growing an old 90yo hag, you'll die as a 40+ yo
semi-hag and the coroner may still have fun examining your
corpse.

Think about it!!! You can die with honor NOW and do the world
a favor. Just think about all the food you won't eat and all the
air you won't breathe when you're dead. This food and this
air could be used by younger people, so please, don't be
selfish and commit seppuku!!!
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