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Started by Robert Broughton
Mon, 24 Dec 2001 20:22
Tobacco industry Christmas carol
Author: Robert Broughton
Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2001 20:22
Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2001 20:22
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HARK! THE HERALD ANGELS SING Hark! the herald angels sing Glory to the low-tar Kings; Best on earth, and O so mild; Angels smoke them by the pile. Joyful, we appear in fliers; Join the triumph of the liars; With angelic ads proclaim: Christ smokes Kings in Bethlehem. Hark! the herald angels sing Glory to the low-tar Kings. ----- More Clean Air Carols can be found at http://airspace.bc.ca/carols.html -- Bob Broughton http://broughton.ca/ Vancouver, BC, Canada "I cannot name even one anti-smoking zealot that drives an SUV" -"Fumin bin Lyin", mailto:nazi_bylaw@fumingmad.com
Re: Tobacco industry Christmas carol
Author: Marky
Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2001 01:40
Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2001 01:40
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"Robert Broughton" <rbronews@brou8ghton.ca> wrote in message news:a082q9$sld$1@venn.bc.ca... If you're so against the tobacco companies, why do you spread hate towards the consumers? Do you stand outside car dealerships with your stupid grim reaper costume telling people that air pollution is killing innocent children? If you don't, you're a hipocrite that doesn't deserve the time of day when you rant about tobacco.. Actually, you're just an asshole.
Re: Tobacco industry Christmas carol
Author: dave
Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2001 04:21
Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2001 04:21
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Marky wrote: > > "Robert Broughton" <rbronews@brou8ghton.ca> wrote in message > news:a082q9$sld$1@venn.bc.ca... > > If you're so against the tobacco companies, why do you spread hate towards > the consumers? > > Do you stand outside car dealerships with your stupid grim reaper costume > telling people that air pollution is killing innocent children? > > If you don't, you're a hypocrite that doesn't deserve the time of day when > you rant about tobacco.. > > Actually, you're just an asshole. What is worse is they not only rant about it they want people to die from it. They want them to be addicted so they can get tax money from it. SMOKERS PAY MORE THEN THEIR FAIR SHARE SO WHO GIVES A CRAP IF THEY LOSE MORE DAYS AT WORK,THEY EARNED IT! The fact is with all the whining and pissing about "their rights" they couldn't give a shit if anyone elses kids get addicted. As long as it isn't theirs. They don't want it banned at all. They are the worst evil co--suckers on the planet.
Re: Tobacco industry Christmas carol
Author: Marky
Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2001 12:36
Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2001 12:36
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"dave" <thunderr@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message news:3C27FEBD.FEC3317D@ix.netcom.com... > > > Marky wrote: > > > > "Robert Broughton" <rbronews@brou8ghton.ca> wrote in message > > news:a082q9$sld$1@venn.bc.ca... > > > > If you're so against the tobacco companies, why do you spread hate towards > > the consumers? > > > > Do you stand outside car dealerships with your stupid grim reaper costume > > telling people that air pollution is killing innocent children? > > > > If you don't, you're a hypocrite that doesn't deserve the time of day when > > you rant about tobacco.. > > > > Actually, you're just an asshole. > > > What is worse is they not only rant about it they want people to die > from it. They want them to be addicted so they can get tax money from > it. SMOKERS PAY MORE THEN THEIR FAIR SHARE SO WHO GIVES A CRAP IF THEY > LOSE MORE DAYS AT WORK,THEY EARNED IT! The fact is with all the whining > and pissing about "their rights" they couldn't give a shit if anyone > elses kids get addicted. As long as it isn't theirs. They don't want it > banned at all. They are the worst evil co--suckers on the planet. Yes! And, considering that most cancer and heart disease deaths are NOT smoking related, we can be certain that they will suffer a painful 'premature' death. Nice thoughts for Christmas...:)
Re: Tobacco industry Christmas carol
Author: Dave Hitt
Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2001 20:43
Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2001 20:43
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Robert Broughton <rbronews@brou8ghton.ca> wrote: With apologies to Robert Service: You can always bet that here on usenet Some folks will be a bit brighter And some will be fools who whine and who drool Like a monkey who found a typewriter. They're so full of shit, and quite proud of it they need a laxative and a diuretic And they think it's great to spew ignorant hate While the rest of us say "How Pathetic!" Like this putz, who came and started out lame And then compounded his trite nanny shit With a poem so dumb that it made Watson cum And gave the rest of us giggling fits. ---- Are the Protesters Traitors? http://www.davehitt.com/oct01/traitors.html
Re: Tobacco industry Christmas carol
Author: kyoteee
Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2001 23:04
Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2001 23:04
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Boy.do.I@Hate.spammers (Dave Hitt) wrote: >With apologies to Robert Service: > >You can always bet that here on usenet >Some folks will be a bit brighter >And some will be fools who whine and who drool >Like a monkey who found a typewriter. > >They're so full of shit, and quite proud of it >they need a laxative and a diuretic >And they think it's great to spew ignorant hate >While the rest of us say "How Pathetic!" > >Like this putz, who came and started out lame >And then compounded his trite nanny shit >With a poem so dumb that it made Watson cum >And gave the rest of us giggling fits. <Limericks/Poems Folder> Great Xmas present for us all, Dave! <hug-hug>
Re: Tobacco industry Christmas carol
Author: Marky
Date: Wed, 26 Dec 2001 05:01
Date: Wed, 26 Dec 2001 05:01
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"Dave Hitt" <Boy.do.I@Hate.spammers> wrote in message news:3c2fe397.7150084@news3.newscene.com... > Robert Broughton <rbronews@brou8ghton.ca> wrote: > > With apologies to Robert Service: > > You can always bet that here on usenet > Some folks will be a bit brighter > And some will be fools who whine and who drool > Like a monkey who found a typewriter. > > They're so full of shit, and quite proud of it > they need a laxative and a diuretic > And they think it's great to spew ignorant hate > While the rest of us say "How Pathetic!" > > Like this putz, who came and started out lame > And then compounded his trite nanny shit > With a poem so dumb that it made Watson cum > And gave the rest of us giggling fits. > ---- > Are the Protesters Traitors? > http://www.davehitt.com/oct01/traitors.html FOFL!!! Good one Dave...:)
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