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2 total messages Started by Robert Broughton Sat, 13 Mar 1999 00:00
Marketing To Adults....
#883
Author: Robert Broughton
Date: Sat, 13 Mar 1999 00:00
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[ Article reposted from alt.support.stop-smoking ]
[ Author was Roadkill <malapropSPAM@internetcds.com> ]
[ Posted on Fri, 12 Mar 1999 08:46:40 -0800 ]

Marketing To Adults....

Tobacco's marketing to adults: New promotional campaign developed in
keeping with our statements to Federal Trade Commission. The below ad
to run soon....
.
.
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.(scroll to ad)
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*************
Yawn.....
Oh, it's you...
.*************
.
.
(Well, we've got you anyway--what do you expect? Oh yeah, by the
way--just keep suckin' em down--as long as you're in the loop, you gotta
keep paying the increased taxes for the increased health costs, you gotta
pay for the settlement, you gotta keep paying for our legal fees, you
gotta keep paying for the one's dying off, and the recruiting of the kids,
plus some salary increases for our executives....our records show you've
spent about $25,000 so far.....

....and to show our appreciation we'll send you, with our logo on it,
beanie-cap with a propeller on top. or a beer can opener--pick just one,
not both, ya greedy sucker....)

Roadkill

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Robert Broughton		roberb7@uniserve.com
Re: Marketing To Adults....
#884
Author: Old Friendly Cliff
Date: Sat, 13 Mar 1999 00:00
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Robert Broughton (roberb7@shell.uniserve.ca) wrote:

: [ Article reposted from alt.support.stop-smoking ]
: [ Author was Roadkill <malapropSPAM@internetcds.com> ]
: [ Posted on Fri, 12 Mar 1999 08:46:40 -0800 ]

: Marketing To Adults....

: Tobacco's marketing to adults: New promotional campaign developed in
: keeping with our statements to Federal Trade Commission. The below ad
: to run soon....
: .
: .
: .
: .
: .(scroll to ad)
: .
: .
: .
: .
: .
: .
: .

: *************
: Yawn.....
: Oh, it's you...
: .*************
: .
: .
: (Well, we've got you anyway--what do you expect? Oh yeah, by the
: way--just keep suckin' em down--as long as you're in the loop, you gotta
: keep paying the increased taxes for the increased health costs, you gotta
: pay for the settlement, you gotta keep paying for our legal fees, you
: gotta keep paying for the one's dying off, and the recruiting of the kids,
: plus some salary increases for our executives....our records show you've
: spent about $25,000 so far.....

: ....and to show our appreciation we'll send you, with our logo on it,
: beanie-cap with a propeller on top. or a beer can opener--pick just one,
: not both, ya greedy sucker....)

: Roadkill

: -- 
: -----
: Robert Broughton		roberb7@uniserve.com


   Spit.

   It is clear that you have no understanding of anything regarding
marketing to adults, sicnce you are mired hopelessly in a pathological
state of juvenility.
-- 
    Politically correct signature that does not rouse the
    anti-whatever hysterics to spit-bubble-blowing frenzy.
    cliffr@netcom.com
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