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Article #96Women are sometimes weird, but they are also cute
From: Hans Kamp
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2000 21:15
Date: Thu, 31 Aug 2000 21:15
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I was already sitting in the train, when two attractive women got in. One of them sat down right in front of me, and the other sat at the other side of the train corridor. I can see the other. One of them sat down and was blowing (not drugs, just literally blowing) and tsk-ing all the time. She looks at me several times. First I interpreted it as a signal as: I had to run very fast to catch this train, I am very glad that I can sit down and rest. Possibly she wants to make me react or start a conversation with her. I don't like to seduce women and I don't like to be seduced by them in trains. The other woman was also looking at me 3 or 4 times, and she looks satisfied when I look back. This gets boring so in the beginning I frequently look at them, but when time passes I stop looking at them. After 15 minutes I got out, and so are these 2 women. The train is not going further but will go in the opposite direction. It looks like a vicious circle. The woman in front of me is looking angry, blowing tsk-ing, and I look at her because of her behaviour. Maybe she is angry, because I look at her, because she is angry, because I look at her, because she is angry, because I look at her, because she is angry... After a few minutes I am walking in the city of Enschede. The weather is very beautiful, and there are a lot of people outside, enjoying the weather. Two women walked 10 meters behind me and talked gossip about one of their colleagues. That colleague is a "incredibly filthy dirty bitch", and because of that I start to smile and look back several times. They are gossiping very loud. Although there are 10 meters between them and me, I can hear every word they say. I smiled back and they smile to me. Also they make me react. Why do some women talk that loud, that I can hear every word, although I am 10 meters (about 11 yards) away from them? After a few minutes again I am at the ice-cream store where I often buy ice-cream. I often buy soft-ice with coloured spots. In Dutch I call them "spikkels" (sound like spickles). I said smiling: "Hier is Hans de Spikkelman" (Here is Hans, the Spikkel man). They smile. I said: "You said yesterday: 'After one month they are having their holidays.' Then it is over!" One of the women says: "No, you could buy Magnum Whites". I said: "Yes, but eating Magnums will make me fat." She said smiling: "If you left out the pudding or the yoghurt (In the Netherlands we often eat yoghurt), you can eat a Magnum, and you won't get fat." Of course, she is worrying about the number of purchases and buyings in her store! A cute and a humorous marketing technique. Women are really cute, but it is the shyness that does spoil everything. Apparently my autism isn't the problem here. It isn't difficult to make a lot of fun with women. It is a pity, that I had such a hate against them. I am not totally convinced. -- Hans Kamp (Win2000) info@hanskamp.com www.hanskamp.com
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