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Jennifer's Story - Rush :My Hidden Vagina Awaits !

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From: Anonymous
Date: Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:21
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Folks, it's been a wild and wacky ride last week since my doctor
discovered I have a hidden Vag.  No longer doomed to be
a closeted drag-queen Republican , I can now participate fully
as the woman I already was.  I would have discovered Vaggie
earlier were it not for the wealth and abundance
of the Regan Era in which I gained an unfortunate amount of weight
this placing my genitals out my sight forever.  

Now that Mag the Vag ( I gave her a name!) and I have been reunited
I can finally speak on woman's issues with some authority, being that
I am a woman and all.  Many of you probably remember me here
from when I posted as Tommy Usher, conservative man who was a major
DittoHead - here is one of my posts from 1995 !

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.society.civil-liberty/msg/34b0f55b...

Now that Maggie the Vaggie has proven that I am fully a woman
and can see woman issues with woman eyes now, I have to admit
both Rush and I were right!

As I woman I can now say that I still do not support a woman's
right to choose.  Women don't have the right to kill another human
being - especially a sperm!

As a woman I can see now that femi-Nazis have co-opted
the woman's movement - it's true! And I'm a woman now
so I have inside info that I never had before!  They're everywhere :(

Once my woman instincts took over I understood that children
need a mother's touch at home.  I try to touch children
wherever they are.  Women don't need to take time away from
raising children to be CEOs - that's femi-Nazi crazy talk!  
And I'm a woman now so I know.

Yes, folks - it turns out that Rush was right about my kind all along- I'm
glad to see my faiith in him has been justified.  Finally Rush,
I know that you are looking for a girlfriend - Well Maggie and I
have been talking and I think that we would make an adorable couple-
plus I think just like you!

Here is my picture - just try to tell yourself this doesn;t float your boat:
http://picasaweb.google.com/jenniferrusherr/AllAboutMe#52508615274458...

I'm kind of a party girl too now!
http://picasaweb.google.com/jenniferrusherr/AllAboutMe#52508615308299...

Rush - call me!

Jennifer Usher
415 597-9164   
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Subject: Jennifer's Story - Rush :My Hidden Vagina Awaits !
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