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S y s e r o wrote in message <87ej7g$qkd$1@pookiehead.databasix.com>...
>On 30 Jan 2000 22:40:23 GMT, mesgnbottl@aol.com (MesgnBottl)
>expounded:
>
>>
>>>you should be
>>>making her an ally, at this stage of her life, instead of an enemy.
>>
>>Gosh, I am trying so hard to "keep my feelings in check" and do the
right
>>thing.
>
>Well:
>
>1. Start smoking.
>2. Get off of AOL before you begin to look funny.
>3. Don't vote: It only makes things worse.
>4. Stay away from that "blue stuff" barbers put their combs in.
>5. Put cereal on sugar.
>6. Keep the thermostat set on 65 in the winter.
>7. Start up a local prostitution ring.
>8. Get a hobby, like picking your teeth in public.
>9. Realize that there really isn't anything special about Michael
>Bolton.
>10. Feed your cat Iams.
>11. Feed your dog Iams.
>12. Feed your step-mother Iams.
>13. Pretend that you are a psychic and predict that something big is
>going to happen in the middle of town.  When everyone gathers there,
>leave town with everyone's money.
>14. Pull the transmitter out of your butt. That way, the aliens can't
>find you at night.
>15. For laughs, visit your local Jenny Craig and tell 'em that ho,
>Monica sent you.
>16. Rationalize everything: Even "yes" or "no" questions.
>17. You own your panic and that's ok.  Take Xanax.
>18. Threaten rare tropical fish with your middle finger.
>19. Go to McDonald's and order a cheeseburger, fries, a coke and a
>chocolate shake.  Make sure to get 10 packets of ketchup and mustard.
>Strap on a bib, spill your coke and shake on yourself, splatter
>ketchup and mustard on you face, stick your pickles on the window, and
>hang a small fry on the corner of your mouth.  Walk up to a complete
>stranger, the cheeseburger crushed in your right fist and say, "Look
>at duh mess I made!"
>20. Find an unwitting pedestrian, tackle them to the ground and
>threaten to vomit in their mouth if they don't give you directions to
>Hakim Van Den Haus' place of business.
>21. Send five pizzas, a cab, and a tow truck to the person across the
>street.  Time it so that they arrive all at once.
>22. Enter K-Mart, get on the PA system, and confidently announce:
>"1000 to lingerie with a jackhammer, please."
>23. Take your car in for an oil change and insist to others that your
>car has super sekrit surface to air missles.
>24. Start a protest.  Sit in the middle of the road and refuse to move
>until George W. Bush farts on national television.
>25. Sing, "The Sun'll Come Out, Tomorrow" to prisoners.
>26. Change your name to Carl Pez and defect to Ball's Pyramid in the
>Tasman Sea.
>27. Pose as an employee of Barnes and Noble.  Ask a lady if she needs
>help.  When she asks for a particular book, say: "Don't have it!  Try
>amazon.com bitch!"
>28. Become famous: Respond to this post.


29.  Have your accounting done by Pricewaterhouse.