🚀 go-pugleaf

singing original songs
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today's monday
22 march 2004

birthday yesterday

get over it

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a big fourty - two years young

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friday night
i hooked up with dom in the street
for a wee while

and he sang me

"full of fire"

he made me name it
he wrote it

i just put a backing on it


sounded wicked

he played it like
three frets up

had a capo on the neck already

much better man

pitched it way up

and we got the notes

and it was fucking gorgeous

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made my weekend jen

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"you mean to say"
"fuckin two of your girlfriends on your birthday wasn't a highlight ?"

well no
i don;t mean to say that

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"fuckhead"

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not much to do today
bein monday and all
"think i'll have a cone"

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was chattin up kerry again this morning

got a week left
then they don;t own the shop anymore

she was a wicked girl on the weekend

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spent saturday night with morticia

she even said

that she didn;t think i'd m,ake it down
to her place
on my birthday

kinda thought 
jane would have me by the agats

not true

she knew where i was

funny last night

in bed with jane

message sounds on my mobile phone

and jane's goin

"that'll be your girlfriend"

and i don;t wanna hurt her unduly

so i say it's womble
and read out womble's message he'd sent earlier
wishin me a happy birthday

and wouldn;t ya know
it

eleven at night

five minutes later
wombles 
rings

off his head

for
a more personal birthday greeting

<<< smile >>>

funny

now if i could just
go from one girlfriend to the other
without cartin
the emotional tone
from the last one

life'd be perfect

never gunna happen right ?

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you're number three jen
"sorry"

fuckin women

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ok
the music was coldplay

but now it's

some guy slappin a chick on the ass
while he fucks her hard

can't imagine why

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better turn it down
she's moaning

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isn;t it fun sleepin
with a female ejaculator

man

jane is mega

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i told her i preferred to think of it
as

sharin love with my ladyfriend

and not

havin a quick fuck

she said i could think of it that way
if i liked

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"kind of her"

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<<< smile >>>

it was a bit faster than my usual effort
but hey

i did get out of bed
and drive petey to the river
to go fishin
in the middle of it

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"she affects the hell out of ya"
ah well

all's well that ends well

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first time in a while
i haven't done her from behind

likes her hair bein pulled

bothered me at first

not wantin to cause pain

morticia's not into it though
she was tellin me
on the weekend
about this guy
and the hairpulling

didn;t sound all that loving to me

bloody women
she didn;t say anything to him at the time
he was pretty drunk

so he continued till he finished
and she was hurt

told him some time later
and he was suitably apologetic

too drunk to remember

made me think

i listen to these stories from women
cause hey

i might have to have that sex change one day

and forewarned is forearmed

ya know ?

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rode with little brother
and little markie
on sunday morning

had to do a quick run back from the coast
sunday mornin

they got their choppers
on friday eve

huge pushbikes

and we hooked up with a bunch of em
at the flagcourt
at south bank
and rode across the river

i split from em
after the botanic gardens

their laid back pace
was still just a little bit quicker
than my cruising speed on the unicycle

and i din;t feel like playin tailend charlie
for more than four or five k's

had fun but

then tooled
into the mall
and had a cappacino
and rang jane

see if she'd still fuck me silly
after spendin the night
with morticia

'comeon over paulie'

so everything's still sweet

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the website address comes off the proflie jen
a deal's a deal

"ok, i'll arrange it"
"you can have some peace for a bit"

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fuckin cool

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can be an emotional minefield
goin out with more than one woman

but it's survival

so we're learnin

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morticia doesn;t doesn;t give me any stick
and i have damn few secrets from her

jane gives me a little

but

when i ask for a  kiss
when i'm leavin
and won;t be back for a coupla days

she gives me the kiss
and doesn;t ask any questions

just

occasionally
i'll walk out the door
and hear


'yeah, and in a couple of hours you'll be riding some girl'

don;t answer that

ok

i don;t

it works much better

just let it slide
and don;t make comment

truth is

so will she

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little brother finally got to see some real unicyclin

i was ridin down the edge
of the water feature

at south bank

which he thought was freaky

and then

i didn't get off
where it merges with the downhill
path

stayed on
and did a bunny hop
off the edge

onto the path

and he was properly amazed

enough so
to talk about it
with his mates after

yeah mate

i can really ride the fucker

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my life's 100% real


"didn;t tell him how many cones ya'd had before we went riding"

he knows

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they'll tell ya not to smoke marijuana
before ya ride a unicycle

don;t listen to em

hasn;t harmed me

still no broken bones


eighteen years

and still fuckin countin...

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don;t listen to em
what the fuck would they know


still surfin the land
singin original songs
with buskers in the street
and fuckin my girlfriends


life is fucking good
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.
.

the land surfer...
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p.s.

jane got me
gave me a piece of mik's birthday cake

his birthday was the 20th
mine the 21st

i'm still shitty at him jane
even if he did send me a piece of his 
caramel mudcake

and ya do know man

a brown beetle

is a dungbeetle

<<< smile >>>

fuckin 70's superbug

brown

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it's all good...
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wiz...