🚀 go-pugleaf

twinned psychic blog
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actually triplicate

why did ya go on there man ?


anyway

how ya goin psychic blog ?

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pj harvey
'working for the man'
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oh ok

it's 009's diary

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had a bit of fun

this AM


wandered into my meeting

my old case worker


didnt recognise me at all

it;s only been two weeks dude

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without th hair
halfway down my back

disappears inside a beanie or
a conveniently placed hat

and some other things

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not even a glimmer

of recognition

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ah good

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dont feel so bad man

th cops got done over worse

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parked me when i was
well over

.15

drunk as


and forgot i was even there


dont need to tell em i'm
009

th kadaitcha man
invisiblity power

works fuckin good

after they


drove away with
all th ttesting kits

i wa sout of th car


wild as hair and

tinnies all thru th car and

a skull in th back window and


hey guys

remember me ?


u still got my license


in yr pocket



oh good

i can drive home

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hiding in th open

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icehouse
'love in motion'
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i guess


i didnt have  a full moustache

and look liek a guy


when i first

walked thru th door

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poor bugger

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my new case worker

wasnt so easily fooled

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girls tend to notice more

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sorry we didnt chat
had to leave early

as usual
job of work to do

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bit of volunteer work

unpaid but



rewarding

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is just a job

whacking ppl for my country

usin a  psychic blog

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i relieve th boredom though

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ok

load th catapult

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now look peasant

yr over 120 kilo

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yr goin out past th sharknets

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as part of our drive
to rid th world of

diabetes

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phil collins
'in the air tonight'
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PULL

there she goes



fattest ballistic mummie

we've ever had in flight


it's a kindness

to hit em with th shotgun


while they're in th air man


if they' fat enough though

they go splat on impact



th sharks dont mind either way

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ya gotta follow thru dude

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lead yr target

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now look young fella
if they're over

250 kg

ya gotta cut em in half

first


messy


and th chainsaw starts  slippin

about twenty seconds in


your job

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course
we use th borderline
fatties

to wind up th catapult

they say it;s cruel but


i'm a  cunt

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i can live with it

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it's more fun than skeet shooting and


not as berserk as

indoor budgie hunting

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the indoor budgie hunting show

has gone

punked

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just roll thru th door

and start settin up shotguns



they dont tell em


they're comin



celebrity indoor budgie hunting

in celebrities homes


well

we helped pay for th homes




get a little white dog up ya

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as long as it rates

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 release the budgies

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jet
'look what you've done'
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hey man
i saw a king parrot amongst that lot

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now remember

dont shoot out th windows


till th last budgie

has hit th floor

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take refuge in th dunnie or


stay with th camera



they all know

wot they get if they blow it away

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i'm sorry madam

but we're installing a 


papparazi pult

in yr front yard


from time to time we'll

throw a bag of spouds


at yr neighbours place

to test it


unless we get 

 a papparazi in th trap


then we have some fun

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i admit
th trap is misleading

but hey

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what are they gunna do ?

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?
'1138'
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cessna zero one zulu clearance - lyric

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well he's cleared to fly

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little heroes
'one perfect day'
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gotta love it

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nice psychic gift

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sit

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stay

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die for th queen

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i just got bitchslapped paulei
"sorry"

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i'd liek to thank you for attending th
papparazi information session

if you'd liek to form an orderly cue
to th catapult

u have successfully entered 
th trap

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this one;s too fat

we take him to th beach

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i'm just
lookin at this case

of this kiwi
who's lkived here
fifteen yrs


still a staunch kiwi


hmm

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not an aussie
still

i think we send u back to new zealand

wind up th catapult

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ben folds
'brick'
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every other fuckin immigrant


eventually

has to become an aussie


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tell ya what

two states


north and south island


and we change th name of th 

whole joint to


the united states of australasia


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we can afford to wait

can u ?

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th kiwi mindset

is gettin annoying

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u lived here too long
to tell me

yr home is over there

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doin me a
dis service

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not impressed

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but th latest call
i heard
for

new zealand
havin statehood

in australia

came from kiwi land

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our sister country

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we cant take

nz's


nationhood


proud fuckers they are

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we'll work it out
anzus troops

still

endeavour to come home

with th highest killcounts


and th yanks just

love to put us



in th killzone


right in th bottom of th box

hey guess wot


so did th british

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hmm

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i got

th highest 


witchdoctor kills

in recorded human history

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jewel
'do you want to play ?'
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typical aussie

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nz's
wizard

retired

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and moved up th road from me

down th edge of th island

on th big island


oz

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did ya find that apprentice  man ?

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without a formal agreement


i cant protect


our sister islands



half th pacific is whinging

we're fucking 


with their sovereignty

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th head witchdoctor of
th big island

is taking it all in

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ammonia
'drugs'
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why cant we grow our drugs

in th soloman islands

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can i write clues
to th song about to play

one media player

on shuffle

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apparently

practical magic

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now who do i wanna kill this month ?

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fuck my figures are down for 

o six

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i havent picked up
enough collateral kills


killing yr
to be

a veteran of a thousand psychic wars

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still swingin with th previous two yrs kills

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a pissy prediciton
of a mega bitch gettin amrried

just ahvin her


wedding date

in my psychi blog

for a yr



i dunno man

i'll take th previous yr

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phil collins
'in the air tonight'
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i'm in trouble

not big but



th ghosts are whinging

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past and future

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my deadly shade


goin into photographs and

videos


willy nilly

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because of our

tens of thousands
of yrs old

religion


and my huge amount of


successful psychic kills


i'm supposed t limit


camera exposure

which is gettin harder


whiel sliding

a monoshock uncicyle


thru th city crowds


playin 
fool on th hill

and goin unnoticed

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whiel th cameras

click away

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i've gotten word th
voodoo crowd

are hunting  for th pictures

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i can protect myself agaisnt any magical damage

from those piccies

but



it's not in my interest

to protect
anybody else

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my magic is
still in it's

aggressive phase

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balance will come later

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and th evil side of me

just fucking smiels

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cunt

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the verve
'sonnet'
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u will let me do something nice

before i peg out black ?

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i been chasing
smiles on dials

a clown on a unicycle

tryin to fix up my


bad karma



six yrs

and we';re into


millions of smiles on dials

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i try
to maintaina good balacne

and make sure th smiles



way outnumber th


deaths i asked ofr



in th hundreds to one category

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but ya cant

define good

without evil


and a zen unicycle freak

lives for balance

why i have a female personality
who talks too much and

"me"

black


my twin soul brother

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"u threw another backup onto th www"

it's ok


i'll retaliate magically against anyone who
bans me this time

religious freeedom


and i can

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i'm a double o

my life expectancy is

less than


minus five minutes


my heart has stopped


at least once


in torture

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the cranberries
'no need to argue'
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my magic is itching

to b scratched

and used

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scares th fuck out of me sometimes

i throw a curse on th itnernet

these five yrs past and

i watch

a hundred thousand ppl

drop dead th next day

who fit my curse


one hundred perecent

if i dont count


th collateral damage

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i'm ready kuta

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i can wear another big one

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another tsunami or
huge earthquake

i can write backwards
curses to


whenever yr ready

miss long extinct volcano

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named after a stingless bee

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the ferrets
'dont fall in love'
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dont fall in love with kuta

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she's a harsh mistress


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bitch

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i know why we gave ya such a sweet name

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if u make me propose

to another
fuckin usperstar

a yr to th day
before she get smarried

i will fuckin go spare btich

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"it'll happen"
"most of these things cum in twos"

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no way


no fuckin way

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nickie kidman was my limit bitch

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robbie williams and nicole kidman
'somethin stupid'
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i'm just pyschic
thats; all it is

just tell yrself jen

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"maybe it;s her magic"

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i can kill u

and make up th reason later

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"we dont do big magic for non witches"
true


but most of em are witches
"some are disabled"

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it's easy to


operant condition

the operatn psychic mind


"first u have ot see u are psychic"


and that takes time

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notepad
and a msuci device


right down yr diary and

listen to th msuic

just record th 



track titles



and let th music talk to ya

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works for me

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?
'too8
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blue sky clearance - lyric

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wot was that wish ya wanted nickie ?

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machine gun fellatio
'just b'coz'
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to be magic wasnt it

maybe ya are dear

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maybe ya are

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not my call really

your diary tells all


mine just spits
five percent of th future


cause i give it
ninety percent of th past

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gotta give

to receive

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for every action
there's an equal

and opposite reaciton

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and it works

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it's noon

th wizard has other things to do


fuck off peasants

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pirate jenny
"black"



in the adventures of the land surfer

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p.s.


the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta is a cunt

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my drug hell
'girl at the bus stop'
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