🚀 go-pugleaf

Island hopping
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hi psychic blog

bad day


th dpp has decided not to proceed
and charge th cop


in th palm island case
aboriginal death in custody

wot say u mate ?

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1200 techniques
'karma'
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can u make sure of that for me ?

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we'd liek to see

justice served

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th case
has dropped into

the aboriginal justice system
which is much harsher

we still have th death penalty

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but

because of th huge
amount of


emotion
th case carries

the witchdoctor will have to
let  a little time elapse

for things to cool down

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and of course

liek with dr death

sometimes th
oz system changes it's mind

about proceeding

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cant believe that cop isnt chargable

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if he stood on th island

and just shot ppl randomly

would he be charged then ?

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this one's gunna get sticky

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U2
'where th streets have no name'
+++

i was
writing about islands this morning

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how about it kutaman ?

do we have a case to chase this character ?

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"we're more border security"

"this is internal"

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u know what i'm being asked
"i know"

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elizabethe anne shake a spear

has been invoked

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"umm"

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"give me a minute"


"talking to th land"

.
.
.


---
nirvana
'dumb'
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not sayin much hey

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i'd liek some more facts

this cant be just about

a punch in th guts

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"they'll riot"
it'd take me 7 days to kill th cop

so anything we did would be
delayed anyway

"cant fit this in th court"
"till th second quarter"


i'll bring it back up

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"i'm sure u will"

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shakespears sister
'i dont care'
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"i dont think that u dont care"

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"we just got massive power and"
"we're tryin to use it wisely"

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it's still gunna land back on our desk

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"elizabethe"
"if we find against him"

"we'll proceed with full force"

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ok

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"give th system a little time"
"to do th right thing"

like dr death
"u'll get another crack at him"

oh goodie

+++

is he gunna wriggle off again ?

+++

"remember christopher skase ?"
barely

we killed him
died of natural causes


smack on 7 days
lovely bone of death

nice girl

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1200 techniques
'karma'
+++

good karma

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if i dived
into every case

of an aboriginal death in custody
i'd be whackin cops across th country

i ned a better solution

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black
ya ned kelly cunt

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"we're already outlaws"

"but if we whack a pig"


"we jump on th other side of th line"

i know

+++

the lethal kadaitcha man is
actually

kind of a

cop

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is this
not a job for

the australian aboriginal secret service

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it's landed on my desk and

it's a fuckin hot potato

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i avenge aussie deaths

i try not to cause em

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preset studio keepers
'solsbury hill'(dur)
+++

"der"

+++

smartarse

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"what about christopher ?"
he wouldnt come home to face th music

we all wanted th cunt dead

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"and dr death ?"
dr azahari was a bomb maker

he killed aussies with em

and we're kuta



and th aussies died at kuta beach

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wot;s yr point ?

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"if we have to"

"we can get him"


tryin to stay on th good side of asio

we have been killing online for five yrs


without any problems

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our sister

secret australian agency

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us wet work ppl

are bein bothered by this thing


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system f
'cry'
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we been tryin to walk th line

and just do

australia's bidding



the land

cant distinguish
a person's

colour

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and of course
th witchdoctors curse
is still standing


if i dont name my animals a 
colour

they dont live  a yr

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when i whacked
a hundred thousand ppl

for five aussies bein killed

at kuta beach

i didnt check th paper

to see wot colour

those aussies were

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being black
and white

and not all that sure
wot sex i am

half th time

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i walk th line

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why'd this land on my desk ?

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thought i was gunna have  a nice summer

just surfing
on my unicycle


no wonder i came back to work early

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tatu
'all the things you said in russian'
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hmm

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i gotta buy into this thing
and somehow

without killin
australian 

police

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and my magic

is so fuckin fractious

+++


not another metaphysical dichotomy

to fracture me

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i break most of th laws
of th country

but i can justify my kills

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for my country

+++

i'm charged with protecting
the country

palm islanders

is this issue


as important as it is

especially to you

and i am very sorry for your loss



is this issue


something u want to invoke

the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta over 

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kylie minogue
'loving days'
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i stayed well out of
th racist violence


last yr
down south



at th beach

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kept my mouth so well shut

i thought i was dead

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i've had a quiet yr

i wont make ten thousand kills this yr

i can handle a little


soul searching

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gott abee
careful

invoking th wizard of kuta

most witchdoctor kills

in history


we're somewhere around

325 thousand dead now


i dont enjoy single kills


though i do em

occasionally

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i dont think
this should be

on a 


double o's desk

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it's bit early dont ya think


we havent got

public opinion yet

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and i hesitate

to work inside my borders

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are we like th cia

is our mandate

to only work outside th country

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"mostly we do"

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shakespears sister
'i dont care'
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kuta doesnt mind

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"she's a bitch"
"why else they name her after honey"
"from a stingless bee"

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her religion

has got so many kills man

+++

fuckin embarrassing

+++

onto other matters


am i gunna get another

over hundred thousand kill


next yr


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bjork
'human behaviour'
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feeling thru th ether
looking for

another natural disaster

i can write

awkward and

nasty backwards clues to


a nasty curse

and tie it to


some aussies deaths

being avenged


my job

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i dont worry though

cause i know i can


done it twice already


i carry two enola gay events

on my conscience

+++

my magic is a little large

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in fact
it's a whole lot large

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a badly written spell and

anything can happen

+++


like dr death


still got my kill

and



let th dr death go

who was still to come back


before th courts


but i did put in my spell


but there are two dr deaths

+++


live and learn

+++

only pointed th bone of death

at one of them


so the bone tells me

+++

we got th evil doctor
who makes bombs


and he was th worse man
u did good kuta

+++
powderfinger
'stumblin''
+++


ok
it did take

five days longer than normal
which is 

stumbling

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i'm ok with it dear

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009 doesnt give a fuck

he got his kill

+++

and it relates to kuta

+++

u bombed kuta beach

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dead fucker

+++

but th smiling assasin is still alive


i may be called

to do somethin about that


next yr

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which could be interesting

with that volcano

about to go


pop

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ya wouldnt want to be 

simple ppl

+++

and get an

expurgated version
of th witchdoctor of australia;s

achievements

in th world of magic

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putting that
blood money curse

on th internet
seven days

before the world trade towers
dropped to th ground

+++

my dead mother's
last of her blood money

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nirvana
'breed'
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nicked by th national bank

all of

two dollars eighty five

+++

national bank of oz

payed like

eighty five million to

new york

in th following week

+++

and when osama's
children


flew into th towers
i was reading

tom wolfe


"the right stuff"

page three


read it man


wot it's liek

to  


be burnt alive


in aviation fuel

a book about th space race

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just my instrument osama

nothing more

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tori amos
'cornflake girl'
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no wonder

big fella


calls me
the biggest arsehole in the world

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this is not really happening here- lyric

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sorry

it's at least 99% true

+++

nothing is
100%

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care factor big fella


it;s just a job

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and wot it is
to be a double o


and kill
for yr country

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being border security

and watchin out for aussies

overseas


i looked up into th night sky and

trie dto

ascertain

where my borders lie

+++


u wanna do something about those
cans of flying shit

sailing past my eyes man
"yr lookin forward in time"

bother me now

+++

fuck th cosmos is big

+++
?
'GEARDOWN'
+++
crash test dummies
'mmm mmm mmm mmm'
+++

i know dear


water will burn

gravity

we want

more gravity 
not anti gravity

pulled ot our destination and

one day

we'll flit

from star to star


in real time


instantaneous

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wot i dont get is


it flits from

orbit to


orbit

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and th size

of th rocks

in free space

between th stars


tend to 


make me see why

ya build yr spaceships 
so fuckin big

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i see
ships popping out of th void


that;ve suffered collision

in transit


th emergency crowd

are always grabbin life pods


some of th crashes are

spectacular

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th visions i get

+++


but armour plated

front and rear


ships of th void


twenty three thousand kilometres long

mostly empty

and with


squatters

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icehouse
'love in motion'
+++


free living humans

livin inside a


navy vessel

without permission but


protected by th covenant

+++


stil
l dont quite get it ok


tetraplegia

+++

bent cop

from th future

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i wont whack th pig dear

i'll have to do contortions but

i need this link

+++

th navy ship
is that fuckin big

an enemy
doesnt know where

it has inhabitants

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built on a  
common rail

an internal
high speed


train

+++

i'd hate to have that thing

blocking my sun

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all th plants die

then th animals and


ya cant hurt th fuckin thing

+++

and th whoel while

th free living humans

ignore you

+++

still trading and

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do re mi
'theme from jungle jim'
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why have i lost the pirate raft ?

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i know yr looking for it dear
it wont help u

to look in my head for it 

+++

my skree says u wont find em

+++

sorry for callin u

on yr sabbatical

+++


us hypersenstives

liek t get


walkabout occasionally

away from all th others


but 200 million light yrs

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i came lookin for ya and
got a recorded message

that chick hates me

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but she cant shield for shit

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i found ya easier

out in free space

all alone



damn that's a big rift

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yr pictures
assault my brain and
it's all i can do

to write impressions

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banarama
'venus'
+++


heifer woman

+++

dont call me petite

+++

cmon gorgeous

+++

th price is too high

+++

i'll not give u
th location

of th pirate raft
not my business really

+++

would rather whack someone for ya

+++

then give me
th specs i want

for my forever eyes
to see

+++

on th basis
we're th same species

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and we ned th bootstrap

+++

why gravity ?

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ram jam
'black betty'
+++


ram jam

+++

everything is drawn together

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and all we have to fear

in the adventures of th land surfer
is th sky falling on our heads


rocks
fallin out of th sky


24/7



yes dear


we're that primitive

+++

and u have my records

+++

those that survive

+++


i have th gift

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th forever eyes

i looked inside


and found nothing

spun

+++


reality
is made up

out of bullshit
it;s not really there


infinitely small particles
all maskerading as

something larger than itself

th nature of th universe

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anything is possible

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waddya mean it;s th key ?

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violent femmes
'36 24 36'
+++

ok

+++

for every action
there's an equal and opposite
reaction

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"th smartest are always th dumbest"

<<< smile >>>

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everything
is made out of 
nothing

"has to bee"

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pearl jam
'black'
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why do th psychic emergency services

ned to be psychic

if th technology is so good


instant communication and

instant
transportation


"planning"

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and th synthesist gives them wot ?

+++

"yr goin too deep now"

+++

th 009 visions
were interfering with my vision last night

lights in th eyes
"didnt eat anything different ?"

no

+++

melinda was wrong

not th lights comin


out of my body 
when i sleep

that are th prblem

it;s th shade

comin out


when i'm awake

+++

disturbed me dear

cant sleep with ya


magic black woman

cause u cant sleep

+++

"terrified of th witchdoctor"

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i do some good

"but not all"

+++

i look up
i see

good hunting

+++

my wish
is to take my ppl
to good hunting

+++

kutaman 009

+++

"we're number 43"

+++
bob marley
'no woman no cry'
+++

it doesnt matter

+++

was it
kuta man

number 21


who had trh chief of th tribe killed


cause he was th fattest cunt



and fed him to th tribe


ya fat pig




so they could cross th big desert

+++


hey kuta man 21

can u do me a favour ?


can u look at

alcor


th hunters star

and tell me if u see

two stars or



one

+++

in th intitation ceremony


away from th fire


ok young man

do u see


that star there

up from -the big dipper-


hmm

+++

wot do you see ?

+++
jewel
'the new wild west'
+++

things

flying thru space

+++

th boy
has th forever eyes

+++

he sees
container

full of shit
flying thru th void

+++

a civilization
of free humans


sending their shit away
th excess anyway


to put earthly bacteria
on a  new 


feed world

+++

how could u

interpret it

young man

+++

with no referents

+++

shit in a  can
flying thru th sky

took me yrs
to figure out

it;s just th forever eyes

+++

i wish to register a complaint

yr fuckin with my view

of th heavens

+++

havin a  hard time seeing


now

+++

my psychic vision
is so overpowering

i have trouble
being in th present

+++


my mind is
scattered

in time

+++

and my pyschic blog

kills

+++
the black eyed peas
'lets get retarded'
+++

do somethin usefull mungrel

+++

so water will burn 

but


it has to have a thermostat

or it goes 


over th edge

+++

water injection
for th rocket motor

and we use th massive
expansion of

steam

+++

maybe th early sci fi guys


were just psychic

+++

they got an awful lot right

+++

but not massive ships

cept maybe


james blish


citys in space

+++

mr hazleton
we have need of yr services

if mayor amalfi can spare u

+++

wot's a spindizzy dude ?

+++

all i get is

th direction of spin is



gravity

+++
tool
'hooker with a penis'
+++

and why
a


faraday cage

+++

"tetraplegia smiled"

nice smile

+++

i got a rush of endorphins

+++

"did ya see"
"3 x A10 fruit salad"

nearly

+++

"ok"

+++

"they wont liek"
"burning water"

"we in a huge drought"
crazy eddie

+++

"if at first"
"the idea isnt absurd"
"then it has no  hope"

+++

dont quote einstein to me

+++

it's alright paulei

salt water is easier to burn

+++

why we hunt blue planets

uptime

+++

land without permision and

fill our tanks

+++
the black eyed peas
'latin girls'
+++


hey robbie

where did ya drop

that secret man ?

+++

i'll have to let it go

+++

it's public anyway dude

+++


mostly

+++

black self censors

+++

and if i go overboard we get a



[deleted]

+++

but if i dont
pass secrets

thru time

thru th blog

then they stop sendin me



secrets

+++

tetraplegia is shitty at me

i been holdin back 

clues

+++

confirmatory things


for my predicitons and


i'm still gettin th date

before th clues arrive

+++


th last one was
bang on

said it related to america

+++


gunna start tellin me

wot';s happening


january 13 2007

+++
cat stevens
'oh very young'
+++


sweet song

+++

i dont mind kuta

i know


one of th dates


th blog spits

will be my death date

+++

something any real psychic has to live with

and soemthing

i mention every time

+++


a good starting point

+++

i still dont see
my own death
and bein stuck in puberty

+++

paulei pan
in touch with th land and


not managing to grow up

dont think i'm

goin out

to be th town clown

on a unicycle tonight


but maybe

+++
the avalanches
'frontier psychiatrist'
+++

yeah i'm mad

+++

if th docs would
just stop tellin me

i'm still sane

+++

but at 44
my nuts still ache

every day
from dealin with

girls

+++

robert heinlein would have understood

+++

stranger in a  strange land

+++

well oz is pretty strange

+++

and i am born

march 21


th man from mars

cusp of 


pisces and aries

+++

"water fire"

+++

i gotta push some water out of a pipe tomorrow
at 3000 + psi


"is that relevant ?"

i think so

+++
do re mi
'big accident'
+++

just took a phoen call
sorry blog

+++

i liek to stay fit and active

got some exercise to do tomorrow


have a few laughs

+++

some black shit ok

enough said

+++

but my blog
wont work if


i dont put it in

+++

use it against me

my diary and

it'll bite u


that;s a promise

+++

not a threat

+++

shit happens
in a  timely fashion

+++

somebody has bought
a digital video cam
for xmas

+++

and even signed off
on th young fella and i

visiting th skatebowl


i said after he

finished playin with his new toy



i'd liek to put up some


jumpin over th skatebowl wall footage

+++

th monoshock 
unicycle prototype is

wicked


and hard to film

whiel yr riding it

+++

th LST

+++
easy star all stars
'money'(extended)
+++

finally

we can start makin some

extreme unicycle vids

+++

sick of th crowd filming it

+++

liek they did somethin special

wow

u can hold a camera


and it;s a great pic

+++

hmm


just th object

in th frame

+++

i'll film th young fella
doin one wheel

one eighty;s 
on his trick

safety bicycle
and he'll film me

jumpin over th wall

and goin back up it



and over it

clean

+++


he'll be wanting to
film stacks

i dont have many so
we'll see mate

+++

th monoshock beast
one

nippleclamp

loves th wall

+++


sorry tetra


forgot i still had u

on th line

+++

gettin toey at me

i'm a toecutter too dear


tend to do as i pls

+++

break th rules of th universe

+++

and dont obey too many others

+++

i ran a coupel green lights th other day
oh you saw ?


read about it hey



i lived it

+++

she got a nice smile anyway sharkie

+++
do re mi
'track 15'
+++

shit
tetra's whingin at me

about killin off
rock n roll paulie

+++

he's a cunt

+++

i know it changes my
demographic


throws my balance
totally out of whack

but i am not
singing

on strete corners anymore

+++

i am burning the blues - lyric

+++
the prodigy
'firestarter'
+++

unrequited love
and rock n roll
is not 

art


just th male experience

i can

not get laid

without goin

to anywhere
near as much trouble

+++

fuck you

+++

.
.
.

+++

i did it for six yrs
he's my character

and th cunt is


dead

+++


i dont care

how sweet he was

+++

how high he sang or

how much u danced to his drumbeats

+++

i hate th cunt

+++

i loved playina nd singinw ith my black brothers

in th street


and with my white brothers

and sisters


i didnt liek th distinction

+++

and kombi dude and i
nearly cried

+++
stealers wheel
'stuck in the mdidle with you'
+++


u dont have to

apologise for racist cunts man

+++

yr music is beautiful

+++

all crowds are full of fuckwits

+++

when i started playin up to it

and singin


anti white songs

with my


black brother julian

on th corner


of

the fortitude valley


i knew i'd lost it

+++

but i'd pass for

black and
white so


i offended both sides

+++

and th cunts'd laugh

or

liek most

dont listen to th lyrics at all

+++

i do miss

th atm song


i got a video camera
up inth tree

i got yr pin number

and yr card nuber and


i'm takin all yr money 

all of it

otu of th bank


as soon as ya leave

+++
limp bizkit
'rollin'(uncensored)
+++

and th cops laughed

cause they


were listening

and u laughed


cause you werent

and i wondered


could i really do it

+++

she gave me  a nod

that's an assent isnt it ?

+++


i was honest
not my fault

no cunt listens to me


ah well

+++


should change my female name to
cassandra

but i like jenny
wot th old lady;s diary called me

+++

who sings out loud
to th dickless tracy's downstairs

manning th cameras
watchin us all cut up

in the fortitude valley
i wonder

+++

probly no-one

+++

but it sure is fun

to sing at th pigs

and give em shit

+++
harvey danger
'flagpole sitta'
+++


cavill avenue


in surfers paradise

womble and i would

sing to th police beat
every marijuana song we could think of


"and a few we coudlnt"

+++

but

rock n roll paulei
and his mad unicycles

are givin me th shits

+++

rather just surf

on one wheel


and give th motorcycle riders shit


for ridin girls bikes

+++


they dont liek it

+++


ah well

+++

it;s a safety bicycle
count th wheels

+++

rollin a  joint
play amongst yrselves peasants

.
.
.

it's not art tetra

+++
pete murray
'so beautiful'
+++


i go th sore testicles wizard
blk


to deal with

+++

offered me stripping at 42

fuck that

will i get laid ?


then fuck off

+++

i sacked
btoth my last girlfriends

for th sex

goin under

one day
 in two


i cant justify

keeping blk


singing on strete corners

+++

ok


or even centre of the

fortitude valley mall

+++

it changes my dynamic
for nxt yrs 

business

+++

009 had

good karma fixes in

+++

009 isnt inetersted
in being given shit

for being a 
black girl

whiel he does his karma fixup

six yrs is sufficient thank you

+++
canned heat
'going up the country'(woodstock)
+++

for wot it;s worth though

th hippies balked

at th wizard's body too

+++


offered me a position
in th commune
as a healer

+++

ok but i
have to tell u about

th wizard;s curse

+++

his crystal balls

+++

crystal is still kickin around

we just call her a different name

+++

sorry dear
gets confusing

+++

th witches coven
down th gold coast

tried harder but

they had troubel too

i was goin out with three of em
at th same time

+++
b2k
'bump bump bump'
+++

th kuta lady coven
is meeting down th road

can feel u ladies

+++

it;s
thursday night

+++

th boys fuck off and

th girls 


sit around and discuss magic business

th charmed ones


i notice our black member

th aboriginal girl

has th most prominent
charmed symbol

+++

i havent forgotten th wake on saturday

i brought my guitar inside


i'll even sing a little

later on

+++

kuta lady's magic is proven

why she was chosen first

+++

her and her girlfriend named me

kuta man

+++

an argument ragin but

they know they cant change

black's mind

+++

when barbie girls sister
finally figured out

that black and
jenny

are equals



hmm

+++

we split a sixpack of rum and
talked about her errant girlfriend

runnin around fuckin guys

+++
bjork
'pagan poetry'
+++

dont judge a book by it;s cover

+++

poor jen she;d known me
five yrs and

had never met my twin brother

+++

ya dominant bitch

+++

nah actually
it was yr girlfriend

kuta lady

our meld changes

when she's elsewhere

+++

all th chicks

all change to her cycle

and within a coupel weeks

+++

we'd sit in th coffee klatch and

th only one


who;s period

didnt fall with kuta lady;s

on th full moon was


mine

+++

jane


mad redhead

femjack bitch


gay as

so wanted me to have th sexchange

always pegged my rags


late in th month


every month

+++

dont write about it much anymore

not livin with th femjack queen


versace lady jane


but i still watch my own cycles

+++



seven days in th month

i'm not talkable to

+++
ben cullum
'these are th days/i get a kick out of you'
+++

i'm gettin worse babe

sometimes it;s


two weeks 

before i give a callback

+++

th wizard is busy

just leave a message with is assistant



and kick his assistant

in th nuts when you;ve finished

so he;ll give it proper urgency

and remember who it;s for

+++


sit down cunt

+++

.
.
.

pls disregard
if u really and truly
believe u arent a cunt

+++

i care

+++

no really

+++

.
.
.


anyway peasants

in reality

grouse porn
and decent pirated msuic

wait for no girl


.
.
.


pirate jenny

"black"


in the adventures of the land surfer

+++
p.s.

+++
machine gun fellatio
'amorous'
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