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On 25 Oct, 14:10, fabzorba <myles.abzo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hi fellows, here's  sport! Listen to this real-life story, and I'll
> tell you how to join in the game. It's super fun, I promise.
>
> I despise this TV show, which is the most stupid waste of time there
> could be. Some show where you have to guess the price of stuff.
> Creationists should be very disturbed by it, as it demonstrates that
> humans can still have brains akin to slimy goo. Never watch it. Then
> the other day, show came on, and I couldn't find the remote fast
> enough to get rid of it without seeing a minute or so.  Host makes
> joke and audience guffaws. And guess what?
>
> I didn't get it! That's right. This is the most moronic show on God's
> Earth, and they told a joke there, and the audience who actually
> obtain tickets to it, GOT THE JOKE, and it, well, <WHOOOSH> went
> straight over my head.
>
> And I hate that. I really do. I hate that so much.
>
> *************
>
> Now all you have to do is tell us YOUR story and finish it with that
> coda "And I hate that. I really do. I hate that so much." No
> exclamation marks, no emoticons.  We don't do that here, do we?
>
> And after we have discussed all these contributions, we vote on them.
> And the lucky winner will get a special prize.

OK, just a thought before we begin.

I don't think it would be appropriate to receive something like the
following:

***
"Hey, here's one I think is gonna be hard to beat. Really. Just
yesterday got the lab test results, and my teenage son's gonna die of
leukemia. And I hate that. I really do. I hate that so much."

***

I'm sure you do, sir, I'm sure you do. We can all sympathise, but this
is being a bit of a downer on what had hitherto been a somewhat light-
hearted amusement. There are many support sites you can join on the
internet, and I recommend you do.

But for now, get the fuck out of here, and our prayers go with you.

So, the general point is that the things you "hate" are kinda 1st
world problems, you know, like whenever you wind your videotape back,
it always stops on a commercial so you don't know what the show is for
a full minute or so. You wriggle around like a 5 year old who badly
needs to do wee wees while you wait. You hate that, don't you?

Or you have to rush home coz it's 5:40 pm and your video is gonna
start recording over stuff you wanna keep, precisely at 6:00 p.m, And
you rush back seething, coz you just hate that.

Or your neighbour can't believe you still have a video tape player coz
he only has DVDs and makes comments about museums, and laffs like a
drain (not Draney).  And then you want to kill him with an axe, but
you can't, so you just really really hate that so fucking much.

That sort of thing, OK? The kind of problems Burmese and Afghans hear
we have in the First World, and so get on leaky boats and sail
thousands of miles of treacherous oceans so they can live here and
have problems like that too.

Myles [loving you long time...] paulsen