🚀 go-pugleaf

Why? would anyone be stupid enough to pay $2.00 a 
minute for Windows tips, when they can get them all 
right here on the internet for FREE!

Some people DO have shit for brains... but I don't 
believe there's enough of them to support another 
900 line.

Anthony J. Sequeira wrote:
> 
> The Computer Solutions Line - Finally, a 900 # Worth Calling!
> 1-900-772-8221
> 
> Introducing The Computer Solutions Line - call and browse our vast library of
> hints, tips, and secrets or contact out technical Support Staff with your
> custom question or problem. The Computer Solutions Line includes information
> on a wide variety of popular operating systems and many application classes
> including spreadsheets, presentation products, wordprocessors, communications
> products and more! Our technical support staff will try and help you with
> absolutely any question you might have! Many of our staff are Certified
> Microsoft Professionals!
> 
> What are some of the questions our support staff love to answer?
> 
> What computer should I buy?
> Can I upgrade to Windows95?
> How can I stop General Protection Faults in my Windows apps.?
> How can I speed up my machine?
> I am getting the following error in my wordprocessor . . .?
> 
> The tip library is conveniently organized by topic for the many operating
> systems and products so you can quickly access the information you need. Tips
> include answers to the most frequently asked questions as well as powerful
> secrets for making the most of your work on your computer.
> 
> Attention Expert Users! For a limited time, you can call the Computer
> Solutions Line and leave your own tip on a particular product with our support
> staff. Be sure to leave your name and address as well as phone number. If your
> tip is used on our service, we will express you a check for $50! If you like,
> we can include your name and location along with your tip. You will then have
> your own spot in our Tips of the Week section!
> 
> Why read thousands of pages of documentation, or wait hours on hold with most
> tech support lines? Don�t hesitate - give the Computer Solutions Line a call
> right now - 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week!
> 
> The Computer Solutions Line is sponsored by InfoLink and costs just $1.98 per
> minute. If you are under 18, you must have parental consent to call.
> 
> The Computer Solutions Line
> 1-900-772-8221