🚀 go-pugleaf

Let Altopia know what you think of their new policy!  I for one have no more 
need for their service.  If I want a service that will restrict my rights to
troll, flame, cascade, etc., I can use my ISP's built in feed for that.

Since Altopia no longer provides the service I was paying it for, namely, an
enlightened AUP that protected my right to troll, I see no more need for them.
The AUP was the reason I signed on in the first place.  With that gone, so
goes my support of Altopia.

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   / uncleeric AT hotmail DOT com / rec.sport.pro-wrestling  /         JOHN
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Quotes:


"You DO know that .sigs in excess of 4 lines are only found outside of 
Usenet, do you not?  If you're not talking about one of the pre-pubescent 
groups in the alt.* hierarchy, then 4 lines is still the standard and 
probably always will be." - Scott Keith sigwhines, insulting the entire
alt.* hierarchy in the process, 10/12/98, <6vr9g5$ppn$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

"Because it *matters*?  Because hundreds of lives have been adversely 
effected by the degradation of this newsgroup?  Not that YOU would 
notice, because YOU just hide from it.  Some can't, some won't." - John
Henry shows he really needs to get out more.

"I think this whole putting z's on words in place of s's is just so that 
people can get high scores on Scrabble." - Daniel "The Loon" Oliver

"Trolls can destroy Usenet, if we don't stop them." - crowmeus@aol.com
demonstrates again why AOLers should not be allowed to breed.

"Jeeze, could you make you're sig *any* bigger? I mean, I dont care, but 
that thing would it's own gravity of it we're any bigger. o.0"
- lynxcat@pe.net

"Please leave your 90-line .sig off this newsgroup as well. We don't want
it." - The Eternal Lost Lurker

"I'll give up Usenet Performance Art when they pry the keyboard from my
cold, dead fingers" - The 2-Belo

"*most* trolls aren't sufficiently lifeless enough to actually pay for 
access through altopia - most of their users are commercial spammers"
- John Henry shows he doesn't have a clue, <6s7eap$63o$1@supernews.com>

"if you like Hanson I hope you spontaneously combust. And if you don't like
my statement, you can write me a long letter with a self addressed stamped
envelope straight to hell where you belong." - Tenchi777@aol.com

"Please keep this wannabe-alternative, trying to find something cooler to be
than pale and tragic, puppy-f*cking, escapist, useless fantasy tripe for
people who don't have the balls to just stand up and be themselves and so
must portray themselves as mythical creatures to keep themselves convinced
that their failed, petty, useless lives are of some consequence..." - John
Henry, <62afbh$63$1@news.rdu.bellsouth.net>, referring to the inhabitants
of alt.horror.werewolves after reading their FAQ

"Here's one for ya, sparky - I'm *out*.  Let's see how much the place
improves without the dark destroyer John Henry in here to fuck everything
up.  I'll be lurking, but after today, I'm not going to post for awhile.
Let's see how much better things get." - John Henry, 2/20/98,
<LYnH.748$0s1.1953375@news1.atl.bellsouth.net>

"Well, troll, you wanted to draw me out - it worked.  Hope you enjoy losing
your degree over this...hope the pride you feel in having goaded me into a 
response is worth the loss of your education." - John Henry, 2/27/98,
<ZlqJ.157$dX2.328840@news1.atl.bellsouth.net>

"In that case, this *should* be about the last one from the old NetBastard."
- John Henry, 3/24/98, <S7FR.145$lq4.528523@news3.atl.bellsouth.net>

"Dr. John Grubor cross posts to rspw... someone please smack John Henry 
upside the head for bring the upon us innocents of rspw."
- John D. Williams

"I'll gloat too.  I'm responsible for causing the creation of a new 
newsgroup.  I've contributed to increased bandwidth.  I've made a 
difference." - Slump

"I'm was tested with genius-level intelligence at age 10, with certificates
stating such." - John Henry, <HjIN.50$xF.196960@news3.atl.bellsouth.net>

"Fuck off, RSPW-U.  You're all a bunch of fucking losers that are too 
fucking stupid to know what fucking loser you are.  have fun playing with 
your dicks and proving me right some more." - John Henry, 
<QuIN.53$xF.203760@news3.atl.bellsouth.net>


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