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KittWulf@goplayXXX.com (KittWulf) issued forth thusly such prose that wouldst be forever enshrined under the code <360c18ba.29280983@news.alt.net> at Deja News, where one canst dig up dirt on any foe and catch then in their own foul contradictions and machinations, unless such show the cowardice as but to hide behind X-No-Archive, but i digress, so without further ado, we proceed forthwith to the aforementioned prose of KittWulf@goplayXXX.com (KittWulf):
>Path: news.alt.net!usenet
>From: KittWulf@goplayXXX.com (KittWulf)
>Newsgroups: altnet.general,news.admin.net-abuse.usenet
>Subject: Re: Kudos to Chris Caputo....
>Date: Fri, 25 Sep 1998 22:35:50 GMT
>Organization: Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - http://www.altopia.com
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>Message-ID: <360c18ba.29280983@news.alt.net>
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>On 25 Sep 1998 18:27:28 GMT, just@little.pest� (wildman�) wrote:
>
>>In article <360db076.2584977@news.alt.net>, KittWulf, KittWulf@goplayXXX.com 
>>tossed this thought out into the electronic ether for all of us here to read, 
>>and said.......
>>>
>>>....for coming up with the new service for Direct Altopia news
>>>customers who can now have the server filter out articles
>>>based on the number of groups they are cross-posted to.
>>>
>>>--
>>>Kitt Wulf
>>
>>Huh??? This part has been in effect for a long time; I've been using it to 
>>filter out cross-posted articles since way back. One merely added to their 
>>username the numbers and colons, like foo:1:3 for example, which would filter 
>>out any post cross posted to more than 3 NG's. The addition of the filter for 
>>the number of articles in newsgroups is new!!!
>
>The first I heard about it was through an update dated September 19,
>1998.  'Course, when you have to spend half your online time creating
>new twitfilters because of some group of morons whose sole mission it
>is to keep morphing to escape those twitfilters out of some infantile
>campaign to harass non-flame newsgroups then there isn't a whole lot
>of time left over for any meaningful research online which might
>uncover some answers to the problem.....
>
>BTW, Antaine = Cuchulaine = HFW  (He still hasn't learned how to post
>properly to a thread.)
>
Isn't Cuchulaine just a morph of either Thorne or Nava?

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Quotes:

"Jeeze, could you make you're sig *any* bigger? I mean, I dont care, but 
that thing would it's own gravity of it we're any bigger. o.0"
- lynxcat@pe.net

"Please leave your 90-line .sig off this newsgroup as well. We don't want
it." - The Eternal Lost Lurker

"I'll give up Usenet Performance Art when they pry the keyboard from my
cold, dead fingers" - The 2-Belo

"*most* trolls aren't sufficiently lifeless enough to actually pay for 
access through altopia - most of their users are commercial spammers"
- John Henry shows he doesn't have a clue, <6s7eap$63o$1@supernews.com>

"if you like Hanson I hope you spontaneously combust. And if you don't like
my statement, you can write me a long letter with a self addressed stamped
envelope straight to hell where you belong." - Tenchi777@aol.com

"Please keep this wannabe-alternative, trying to find something cooler to be
than pale and tragic, puppy-f*cking, escapist, useless fantasy tripe for
people who don't have the balls to just stand up and be themselves and so
must portray themselves as mythical creatures to keep themselves convinced
that their failed, petty, useless lives are of some consequence..." - John
Henry, <62afbh$63$1@news.rdu.bellsouth.net>, referring to the inhabitants
of alt.horror.werewolves after reading their FAQ

"Here's one for ya, sparky - I'm *out*.  Let's see how much the place
improves without the dark destroyer John Henry in here to fuck everything
up.  I'll be lurking, but after today, I'm not going to post for awhile.
Let's see how much better things get." - John Henry, 2/20/98,
<LYnH.748$0s1.1953375@news1.atl.bellsouth.net>

"Well, troll, you wanted to draw me out - it worked.  Hope you enjoy losing
your degree over this...hope the pride you feel in having goaded me into a 
response is worth the loss of your education." - John Henry, 2/27/98,
<ZlqJ.157$dX2.328840@news1.atl.bellsouth.net>

"In that case, this *should* be about the last one from the old NetBastard."
- John Henry, 3/24/98, <S7FR.145$lq4.528523@news3.atl.bellsouth.net>

"Dr. John Grubor cross posts to rspw... someone please smack John Henry 
upside the head for bring the upon us innocents of rspw."
- John D. Williams

"I'll gloat too.  I'm responsible for causing the creation of a new 
newsgroup.  I've contributed to increased bandwidth.  I've made a 
difference." - Slump

"I'm was tested with genius-level intelligence at age 10, with certificates
stating such." - John Henry, <HjIN.50$xF.196960@news3.atl.bellsouth.net>

"Fuck off, RSPW-U.  You're all a bunch of fucking losers that are too 
fucking stupid to know what fucking loser you are.  have fun playing with 
your dicks and proving me right some more." - John Henry, 
<QuIN.53$xF.203760@news3.atl.bellsouth.net>


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